1:28:56 Put that into a number, send it to us through the PayPal and any of the many other ways to do that. We just look for your time, your talent or your treasure and we love to celebrate our top donors with their newfound titles of executive producer and associate executive producer for episode 1293 of The No Agenda Show. And we'll start with our first one from California Our first winner, John from California. From California Matt Zeiser from Orange County! Step on down! $333.33. He has some jingle requests on his slate for me... Orange TTP, TPP for everyone and GOAT. So he wants the big boy. And in the morning gents from the blue California stronghold who I have never witnessed lower excitement for a record-setting election turnout
1:29:52 Well, you run around here there's nothing but high excitement. Yeah! Super spreader events all over the Bay Area. Very record-setting election turnout and U-Hauls are out of stock Thank you for all the deconstruction. This is true, by the way. U-Hauls. Really? They're out of stock? Well what happened was that people leaving California are outnumbering people coming... For a long time this has been happening hasn't it? Yeah and so U-Hauls they charge like 500 bucks to rent when going out and like 50 bucks you can get one same one coming in. They're trying to manage their fleet it's going one direction only. It's real, it's a problem
1:30:33 You could probably find some place where they're going, I would guess Austin would be a good example. Or you could go to the U-Haul place and say hey! I'll drop this off in California but you gotta give it to me for free Yeah, good luck with that. And maybe get one for free? Yeah, good luck with that I don't think so. Ah! Don't kid yourself Thank you for all deconstructions of sanity among the media madness pandemic 2021 coming build back better for all we shall see keep up the good work Matt Zeiser from Orange County where John or being John Wayne used to be allowed Yeah, I think we're definitely getting some build back better. I can't wait to see what's gonna come out of that! You know that a whole bunch of Build Back Better domains were registered on the same day all in 2016 in October? Which tells me this was supposed to roll out with Hillary as president That's a good catch Right because if we had an election coming up in November and they registered dot net or a whole slew of them
1:31:38 So, that would make sense. Anyway we've got some jingles for you Matt! Don't enslave me Cam! Alright! Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs You've got karma With some goat as requested Martin probably Vala in Berlin Deutschland 333 dot 33 Hello Deutschland here's the Hoff They're John and Adam. I love you! Thank you so much for your great service, what a... What is a car zaphod? Zap-hood? Zappid? Car zappad? You talked about at the beginning of the show yours Martin
1:32:20 He's talking about how many cars the Zephyr has. Oh car, oh yes ah well yes with the California Zephyr goes by down the hill It's a train it's a train he is questioning whether it's a train Martin. It's like this...it's beautiful old train Well not to really great looking old one as a new version of the old train and it goes by at about 915 West Coast time every Now it's every Thursday, doesn't do it. It used to be seven days a week. Did it go by today? I didn't even know... Today is Sunday. Oh! Thursday, Sunday whatever and I don't know where I am. It's another Thursday yeah And we just start counting the cars because you could see kind of see the economy changing as the car numbers went up and down and now it's down to six which was low
1:33:14 because it used to be like 10. And that's what we're talking about, right? And so and this is actually something that the boys over at the Squawk Box, the desk over there at CNBC use for trading advice and for making their own investments. And we usually tell everybody how many cars the Zephyr had in the most recent count was six cars on the Zephyr Bitcoin 15494! Oh my God! Listen to that horn! Clearly Bitcoin was the choice for investing this time around. And Martin has no suggestions for anything. So we'll let it go. Sir Cal of Lavender Blossoms is back in Northville, Michigan 3333. A million thanks to all who responded to my SOS call I was overwhelmed and learned so much lots about the businesses with top products and experts on so many levels in this No Agenda community as true
1:34:12 I still need somebody to help me with my WordPress installation. Please add a birthday call to all devil dogs out there, Sergeant Nister USMC aka Cal." Yeah so this was quite lovely, I followed it a little bit but Sir Cal had some issues with certain payment systems refusing allow him to process payments for his product which are CBD products so it's not you're not getting high off of anything. It's proven to have some, proven to us to have a lot of great benefits and Sir Cal has been supplying us with all kinds of stuff out of the goodness of his heart and I think people came to as assistants and they've worked on some stuff from there helping them a lot and that is great to see that. That's good
1:34:59 He deserves it. Robert's...anonymous, Robert. Anonymous Robert in Argyle New York 32120 This doesn't say anything about being anonymous or anything he says I sent an email hopefully humorous Did he in that email say that he was anonymous? Well you know the thing about this really bugs me by the way this whole anonymous thing for this sort of thing. This is his email, sorry for the confusion but I think i need to revise this email to provide a tad more anonymity so he wants to be a tad anonymous. Well you gave him that! He's Anonymous Robert so... Just a dash of anonymity just a dash yeah well Roberts yeah well anyway he goes on and says in original Roganite how my listenership has maxed out on no agenda
1:35:59 And then he says he doesn't listen to Rogan as much. Oh wow! As I prepare for his move to Spotify, nonetheless please de-douche me. Of course we'll do that. Always happy to douche someone, de-douche D-douching is good. A quick boots on the ground report regarding, he's right continues uh regarding distance learning my wife is a speech pathologist at a public school she had one of her elementary students attend his whole first lesson last week yes classes first started in September this lesson consisted of the student of the student's tall toddler brother running and screaming in the background
1:36:41 As the parent guardian was screeching to him, just answer the question! All the while, the students spun the Chromebook and embedded camera 360 degrees like a top. So glad our governor Fredo's brother has hired The Mill & Belinda Gates Foundation to reimagine our schools for more distance learning. Link in fact the link is oh, this is the remote learning stuff. Yeah, I'm sure yeah apparently
1:37:18 Apparently the governor there is hooked up with the foundation. Nonetheless, I'd like to hear a pasta glock and it makes me laugh every time i'd like to hear some TPP jobs in screaming goat college finals karma for our children Ian and uh Alicen A-L-I-C-E-N I think that's how it's pronounced they make their parents very proud so much sometimes hard to believe we raised them ourselves They are approaching college finals and will be looking for internship jobs very soon Ian listens to the show regular and I think Ali may get there someday. Yeah, a family that podcasts together stays together any who's? I'm very grateful. I have you two gentlemen to shrink my amygdala and we thank you for your courage It looks as if we're going to need more of it in the upcoming weeks and months All right synonymous Robert toss the clock
1:38:15 I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my noodle gun, you racist piece of shit. I got my pasta glock locked and loaded. Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! Jobs! And jobs... You've got... Karma Onward with Robert Wimbrow Rancho Cucamonga California Anaheim, Azusa and Kookamanga313.31 And that is ITM thank you for your courage please dedouche me Oh yeah You've been de-douched Our first request for the Howling Dog Jobs Karma It doesn't actually exist the Howling Dogs jobs karma
1:39:12 All you just throw that is you do with the goat. You got that little ISO of the howling dog No, I know I know I can construct it Of course, okay Well, you know but someone gives becomes popular to see what it sounds like I haven't heard it And if possible like the humbly request someone out there in no agenda nation to produce a don't inject me Belinda Jingle for subsequent donations Thank You Uh, let me try this. Someone did work on a little version of your dog so see if we can throw this with the karma and see if that works Nope that's not it I thought we had uh...I thought we had her with the dogs Hold on where is it with the dog? Maybe not Oh shoot man someone sent in with the dogs and thats not it Did they screw me on that one
1:40:08 Oh brother. What was your ISO name, John? What was the name of that howling dog? Oh... uh... question if I could find it? Yeah you should tell me what that was. Damn! I can't believe- Show numbers 92? Yeah Terrier. Oh terrier okay yes all right let's see if we can now put it together and make it work here we go this should work You thought karma Long way to go for that joke. Yeah, long way I'm bummed about that jingle though what happened to that jingle? That was it was so well done. I'll have to look for it Okay, I whore a maru sick