1:56:20 Now even though... I'm sorry? I got a little thing, it's a little side joke here that needs to be played. We like side jokes! You know it's like what you everyone wants the truth needs to come out. Yes with the TV network sometimes the truth needs to come up but it comes out it doesn't come out as like a flub it comes out of something purposeful and CBS News I can't say that they're behind this, but if you go to CBS... You know CBS has this extra little channel where they play weird stuff. Mm-hmm You have to pay for it is five bucks a month or something like that What's the name of this channel? CBS Plus I think God how original really! They call themselves CBS Plus We need no agenda PUS
1:57:09 Plus. Loose. No agenda. We call it loose. In your case, it could be called no agenda puss. Man! Stop for a second. I'm sorry and sorry. Stop the show! I apologize in advance. This is actually a psychological condition we need to discuss one time I said pus. You were so outraged by it, so disgusted by the thought of a pimple popping and the pus oozing out that you excoriated me for it! I immediately stopped since then! He said eww... I didn't mean to excoriate him. You have brought this up three- four times now!! This is a psychological condition! Do you need an intervention? I don't know..I needed to get my head examined Okay let's go with this So CBS
1:57:52 Has brought, they brought some comics I can't even read from a script. And it's just stilted! It's just the worst and its show that they put on this five minute little show they put on this separate network called Tuning Out The News Wait wait wait isn't this Colbert thing? I think Colbert is the producer of this That wouldn't surprise me Yeah I think he's the producer of it Well, it brings out the real feelings of the network the way I see it. And I want to play four short clips from it just to show you what kind of crap they push out there It's just Trump hate! Trump hate to the max! And unfortunately this clip series starts with number three by the way. It's a cartoon like animated No Agenda?
1:58:41 It's not as good as animated no agenda. Hello, obviously but it's like it's a sad knockoff No, because animated no agenda is derivative its derives from the real show. Ah gotcha This is original content Oh, it's like a table read with pictures be a table read of crap. So let's start and did you get an idea what this is like by starting over? The clip three is number, the first clip. Voters appear extremely motivated to have a president not working around the clock to kill them with nine days before election day more people already have cast ballots in this year's presidential election than voted early or absentee in the 2016 race. Republicans must be disappointed that when you mismanage your country so badly that there's nothing to do people feel
1:59:26 People fill that free time just by waiting around to vote. Yeah, for sure now John where are we in this race besides wondering if a Just God would let Trump win re-election? Oh it sounds like a reality show Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like. So let's... so that was just Trumps killing us as a mismanaged operation and this is all the theme of the whole thing I find the whole thing offensive by the way This is CBS tuning out to news The next one clip four And like jumping off a bridge Now President 3 stops in the deliverance corridor of Pennsylvania with his inspiring message to the Koban stricken masses I'm tired of hearing about it
2:00:01 it. Britain in someone's lungs. I just don't agree with President Trump that after November 4th, even if he loses we're not going to hear about COVID or it's the story of our times Oh man this is unfunny It's...I don't understand the point of tuning out the news and then is it supposed to be uh? Well it's supposed to be hilarious and I think amongst the coal bears of the world they just think this is great
2:00:47 Interesting. Without their audience, they get no clue so let's play clip five Let me just say this he is killing Americans in so many fresh and innovative ways I think it is within his rights to criticize the media for getting stuck on this one issue I mean haven't we had enough talking about this disease that has changed life as we know it people are completely ignoring the biggest story Halloween stores are refusing to carry my homemade costume called tow truck guys toothless buddy also We all know who is responsible for this virus. Saddam Hussein and his sons, Uday and Qusay. And finally Jared Kushner reassured the Republican base that the president believes black people are a monolith This is um I believe that this uh is put together by people who actually see the world that way and that they think that's all
2:01:37 I guess Republicans and Trump talk about undo. They're really just rerunning Fox News Channel, in their minds and just spitting it back out. Hey! It's a TV channel people. It's not real? That is crazy. Here we go with the last one. Oh, misfire sorry. Five... six yes got it Well, you know I would say especially people whether they're white or black like being condescended to by somebody that inherited wealth as Jared Kushner did. You know as a black woman this is a really insulting implication and it will absolutely make me think twice about my secret vote for Trump before i absolutely still go through with it Wow that's really brave of you to say. Wow yeah that's kind of pathetic
2:02:28 I mean it doesn't, it breaks every rule of comedy. Eh? Not funny! It's not funny, it breaks the whole rule of comedy. There is something that I heard in this other clip though that reminded me of something. Let me see if its... This female voice. Now listen coronavirus needs to mix up its programming John, I for one would like to see a guest appearance by Queen Kaya. Britain in someone's lungs. Oh there is no winning! We don't like to foster a competitive atmosphere but we laugh alot now everyone hug and share a secret Same woman! It almost amazes me saying voice over She is the tell-a-secret lady oh man
2:03:10 So what's your conclusion here on this? That this is, besides it being bad television. I found it to be insulting to anyone's intelligence but at CBS... This is CBS really- This is what they really think! The place has been populated by these millennials and others that have this funny attitude about things They're over socialized and under educated and probably college graduates Yeah Well, also the distinct feeling I get from people who probably watch this or think it's funny. They really... First stop right there with that thought! Who do you know personally that would watch this and think it's funny? Umm..I think I can point to a few yeah that find that hilarious Not in the traditional way but just and I think even now especially
2:04:07 That's what those idiots... This is so funny. You're telling you it's just like them, haha! I think so? I think that's there yeah maybe There's a Go ahead well what do you want to say nothing i was just saying It was like a uh I can't I just why don't you ask Jay or JC Ask them I'm sure they know people who would Who think this Is hilarious and watch it I'm almost of the opinion that