2:00:56 I'm gonna do a cut in and read an missing note from my last couple of shows, and she wrote it in uh... In a card. So it's actually two shows late okay? This is Lauren Ball Oh, yes. In the morning Professor Dvorak and Dr. Curry this is a make-good letter from my 260 $262 cent associate executive producer donation for your 13th birthday episode 1289 I guess it's longer than that For some reason my emails returned as undeliverable i just wanted to thank you both for many hours of entertainment rants information and comedy provided every week in keeping amygdalas
2:01:38 Around the world healthy and fit. Jingles, anything that is mac and cheese TPP jobs karma I don't know what that is. What's TP? That's a big one. That's the new one. Sorry Pelosi Pence Relationship Karma congratulations on 13 years of the best podcast in universe may all have many more ahead And it's pronounced lay run not Larin Lay Run like Karen what Laren. Claren. Laren, okay. Laren like Karen with an L in the front. Yep. Slydale Louisiana! Alright we got it for you and uh... We're made good. You slaves can get used to mac n' cheese Mac n' cheese. Mac n' cheese. Macaroni and sheep cheddar melted together. Mac n' cheese. Mac n' cheese. Mac n' cheese. Chubs. Chubs. Chubs. Chubs.
2:02:31 Good job. You've got karma. Bam, that was powerful! I see TPP, I think a Trans Pacific Partnership Well that's what makes it kind of fun Zachary Aubin in Fort Collins Colorado may or may not think that way $203 and 22 cents shout out to Dave Hey Dave Looking forward to a great letter Did Dave send us a letter? I don't know haven't seen it No I think he means your newsletter Oh great no Which is always an outstanding product Yeah, yeah. I like how your sub-headline was the Terrorist One. Very enjoyable newsletter to read! Yes, the terrorist one. Sir Timothy of the No Fix Title in Plymouth Michigan 20202. I'm contributing 20202 to thank you for such a terrific COVID and election deconstruction
2:03:22 No Agenda makes 2020 bearable. John, thank you for your many compliments of No Agenda Local 1 in the past several weeks! New listeners may not know that you inspired our founding during your visit to Southeast Michigan in May 2014 We started meeting with you then and have never stopped meeting, and you've christened us to start the tradition of naming No Agenda meetup areas. Our most recent meet up included a behind-the-scenes tour of Sir Cal's Lavender Blossoms operations in all its autumn splendor." That's gotta be absolutely dynamite! And smell terrific! We encourage anyone in Michigan to create a Meet Up... uh... A Meet Up?
2:04:05 near them, announce it on our mailing list and enter it into the noagendameetups.com add-em in today's show notes please put the following link to the forum for producing for producer for joining producer Jeff Lundberg's No Agenda local mailing lists. Yeah we'll do it okay yeah we only use... We only use it only to plan and announce future meetups Okay has got a form there please play my fellow Michigan Baron Kevin's parody of night moves titled fake news Whoa, it's propaganda time. Sir Timothy of the No Fixed Title. Baron of the Upper Peninsula and a non-goat karma got it all for you! Let me see... This was hadn't actually played this one in a long time I appreciate asking for it. Riding up some fake news, riding to get cheap clicks and top paid views
2:05:00 Oh, propaganda time. Stop harming me! I love that one That's a good one actually, Brett Yeah Uh, Shimonovitz Shim-o-vitz? Shimavitz, that's my guess San Diego California 20133 In the morning, John and Adam. You may remember me as the artist from such episodes as 999. How could we forget? Sorry but I couldn't resist embracing my inner Troy McClure. Simpson's reference for you nerds. I still remember professing my excitement and joy like a child who'd just been hit their first home run to my girlfriend whose response whenever i turn on your podcast is please no There's our relationship. Please No!
2:05:51 What, oh you're gonna listen to those two jerks? Being the amazing woman that she is she has still shared my excitement knowing that it means a lot for me to be chosen. For the art now or whatever... The music! Now this mushy stuff is out of the way I'd like to present new business karma from my clothing company Apolitical Link link with a K or Apolitical Ink a political ink with a K, as I have progressed in my technical illustration career as an artist. As a military contractor, come to realize that the things I value most are my freedom and creativity.
2:06:34 He wants to bust out, he wants to get out of it. He's trying to get out of the military so that you can make money as an artist. Support is about the same money. Support the NA community I can create thriving business that helps support myself and the show That's why for the rest 2020 I'll donate 10% of all profits to The Best Podcast in the Universe. I implore the NA community and all the dames and knights out there To visit ApoliticalLink That actually is apolitical ink, because it looks like a politica link for all you satirical people. I'll put it in the show notes! It'll work out okay? It'll be okay but it's nice though... I never get it He has blue shirts with Democrat with the Pepsi logo and red shirts with a Republican on it and with the coke lettering that's cute. No thats actually creative. Put that in the show notes, you got it thank you. Vincent Shaw
2:07:26 Dearborn, Michigan $200.33 I recently learned value for value the hard way on the street Stuck at a light up ahead is the guy with two bright green buckets Oh geez here comes the windshield washing scam I thought to myself but no this pepcat squats down on the lane and Pulls sticks out of his back pocket and beats out a drum solo on the buckets Not Gene Krupa or Buddy Rich, but pretty damn good. Instantly my frown is turned upside down and this lifelong cheap bastard can't wait to drop a folder in his bucket! No de-douching or jingles just life jobs karma for the unnamed drummer you can wish my... uh... Ausgeschei... Gescheinit
2:08:18 wife, Teresa a happy birthday. We're good if Adam can make the witch in Dutch mitt der accent we're more than good been listening since Adam's sober appearance on Rogan and have yet to be disappointed thanks Krishna for your podcast cap Drayman okay so Teresa Teresa Teresa Hello there, Teresa. I want to wish you a very happy birthday! This is a very special day for you and we will put it on the calendar where we all poop. Congratulations! Excellent! Greg Fields next on the list from Great Yarmouth UK 200 bucks
2:09:06 I've been listening since episode one and finally did the right thing. So a dedouching is requested. You've been de-douched! I'm in desperate need of some of that relationship karma, I met someone face to face and in group chats and we get along but in the painful process of messaging so I might need a double dose. I will certainly let you know on the listeners if it works or not dealer's choice if you want to play any amazing jingles keep up the great work you guys and stay safe Regards, Greg. Was there anything we wanted to play? Anything amazing? Just throw a dart. Throw a dart... You've got karma. My screen! Okay, Sir Economic Hitman then goes on with the Baron of Congressional Dish. 200 bucks. Greetings from Sir Economic Hitman Baron of Congressional Dish Jingle Requests
2:10:03 Mort Klein Tourette's Giggle, always a treat. Cheddar Biscuits and Jobs Karma TPP A few months ago I asked you to put a link in the show notes to promote the app store release of my iPhone app Mancala Fantasy Online, a turn-based strategy game dating back to ancient civilization They only had the they had it that was pre iPhone. I think this game has a local two-player mode versus computer and online play I'm trying to get hired as an iOS developer so every person who downloads my app is helping me find a job Hmm, would you please put this link on the show notes again? Yeah? I don't know what happened mean the world to me I don't know what happens last time. I'm sorry we'll fix it It would mean the world to me apps to Apple blah he's got a link And that's that
2:10:57 Okay, so this is such a good clip that I'm gonna play the I got to play the full in context first of Mort Klein Thank you chairman Nadler ranking member Collins members of the committee first. Well, I must say I have Tourette's syndrome sometimes I Have ticks and make sounds I can't control please forgive me I'm not quite sure what he wanted with the cheddar biscuits, but i'll give it a shot so anyone's at karma with that as well We're gonna get pp. Oh tpp you got it okay here we go
2:11:43 Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. You've got karma And that concludes our show Oh really? That's it now? No I guess not we have more sorry Bradley Carrier in New Baltimore Michigan comes in with 200 bucks and he says can I get Joe shoot him in the leg to the head and her spine is gone stay safe Sorry, head is gone. Dude the head is gone. Okay that's it one more and this is gone Yes I can do those three and there's also no karma here just a beautiful little shot Here we go! We can do this you can ban chokeholds you can... That's not it oh my goodness sorry shoot leg hello shoot him in the leg I thought we had an ISO of that ah nope to hell
2:12:40 There we go. They shoot him in the leg! And her head is gone. Okay, took me long enough. Named Jamie and Sir Mad Hatter together in Eastern Connecticut 200 bucks JCL Farm in Eastern Connecticut would like some please... Some peace intensifies karma for all the cities where Antifa BLM or just tolerant loving leftists might want to riot sending soundbite to Adam in time for Thursday's show. Wanted to put the donation in so that all the night's dames, producers and douchebags stay out of harms way! We love you... our No Agenda family." Awwww well we got some peace intensifies karma there we go it's rolling out right now. You've Got Karma She actually did send something interesting which I'll play in a moment Thank You Dame Jamie and Sir Mad Hatter