# Avocado Cartel

> Military assets surge toward the Caribbean as global health authorities pivot to Gates-funded data models and Silicon Valley launches a new era of Bluetooth proximity surveillance.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1230
- **Published:** 2020-04-05
- **Length:** 3h 16m
- **Topics:** Venezuela Surge, [Gates Foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gates-foundation.md), Avocado Cartels, Bluetooth Tracing, [Modern Monetary Theory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/modern-monetary-theory.md), IHME Modeling
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel

## About this episode

President Donald Trump has launched a massive counter-narcotics surge in the Western Hemisphere, deploying Navy destroyers and combat aircraft to the Caribbean to intercept drug cartels. Attorney General Bill Barr and Secretary of Defense Mark Esper confirmed the operation specifically targets the Nicolas Maduro regime in Venezuela to prevent criminal exploitation of the global pandemic. This military escalation coincides with record-breaking 911 calls in New York City as the U.S. Open tennis stadium undergoes conversion into a field hospital.

Global health policy has shifted toward the IHME modeling funded by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, as Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx move away from previous Imperial College projections. Meanwhile, General Motors faces scrutiny under the Defense Production Act for ventilator pricing negotiations while San Francisco outfits homeless shelters with prison-grade mattresses from Bob Barker. In the technology sector, Apple and Google have unveiled Bluetooth proximity tracking frameworks that privacy advocates warn will create a permanent surveillance infrastructure. International tensions rise as the Netherlands blocks Euro bonds for Italy, and Saudi Arabia continues to weather Houthi ballistic missile strikes on Riyadh.

Lara Logan investigates the Mexican cartel's stranglehold on the multi-billion dollar avocado industry, revealing how millennial food trends fund organized crime. Dr. Anthony Fauci’s history as a high school basketball standout emerges alongside rumors of Chris Cuomo’s nipple piercings and Joe Biden’s verbal stumbles on his new Lujan-themed podcast. The episode features a $2,000 contribution from Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch and original album art by Skip Logic.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/transcript.md.

### 1. Tiger King Popularity, Coronavirus Symptoms in the Netherlands (0:00–3:03)

The hosts discuss the rising popularity of the Netflix series Tiger King among Twitter users, noting the eccentric nature of Carole Baskin and other characters. Personal health updates are shared regarding sinus issues and the loss of the sense of smell, a reported symptom of COVID-19. Reports from the Netherlands suggest the government is using the pandemic to increase control over the population.

Keywords: carole baskin, [tiger king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiger-king.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), coronavirus symptoms, sense of smell

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Donald Trump, Enhanced Counter-Narcotics Operations in Venezuela (3:04–9:43)

President Donald Trump announced enhanced counter-narcotics operations in the Western Hemisphere, specifically targeting the Nicolas Maduro regime in Venezuela. Attorney General Bill Barr and Secretary of Defense Mark Esper detailed the deployment of Navy destroyers, combat ships, and aircraft to the Caribbean and Eastern Pacific. The operation aims to prevent drug cartels from exploiting the pandemic while potentially facilitating a government transition in Venezuela.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [nicolas maduro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-maduro.md), [bill barr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-barr.md), [mark esper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-esper.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md), southern command

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/2.md)

### 3. New York City Coronavirus Crisis, Hospital Capacity Challenges (9:43–12:29)

New York City faces record-breaking 911 calls and hospital capacity shortages, leading to the conversion of the U.S. Open tennis stadium into a medical facility. Governor Andrew Cuomo confirmed his brother, CNN anchor Chris Cuomo, tested positive for the virus as the state death toll continues to rise. Medical workers are being honored with light displays at the Empire State Building while families plead for plasma donors.

Keywords: [andrew cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-cuomo.md), [chris cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-cuomo.md), [nypd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nypd.md), [central park](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/central-park.md), [empire state building](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/empire-state-building.md), hospital ship mercy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Media Fear Tactics, 2018 Flu Season Hospital Comparisons (12:30–15:30)

A comparison of current hospital conditions to the 2018 flu season reveals that major publications like Time and the Los Angeles Times reported similar overcrowding and tent treatments two years ago. Citizen journalists in Brooklyn report a lack of visible panic on the streets despite media narratives. Street vendors express skepticism, linking the lockdown to a "New World Order" agenda involving 5G and digital currency resets.

Keywords: [brian williams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brian-williams.md), [time magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/time-magazine.md), [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md), [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [digital currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-currency.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Ventilator Demand, Hospital Aerosolization Safety Protocols (15:31–18:02)

Medical producers clarify that the high demand for ventilators is partially driven by the need to prevent the aerosolization of the virus during treatments like CPAP or nebulizer use. By placing patients in closed ventilator systems with filters, hospitals protect staff from airborne droplets. This protocol leads to patients being intubated earlier than they would be for standard respiratory illnesses.

Keywords: [ventilators](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ventilators.md), [intubation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intubation.md), [aerosolization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aerosolization.md), [cpap](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cpap.md), bipap, [medical procedures](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-procedures.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/5.md)

### 6. General Motors Ventilator Pricing, Prison Mattresses for Homeless (18:02–21:20)

General Motors faced criticism under the Defense Production Act for allegedly delaying ventilator production to negotiate higher prices through its subsidiary, Denso. In San Francisco, the Moscone Center is being outfitted with heavy-duty mattresses from Bob Barker, a leading supplier for the incarceration industry. The use of prison-grade bedding for homeless housing initiatives raises questions about the cost and nature of the emergency response.

Keywords: [general motors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/general-motors.md), denso, [defense production act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defense-production-act.md), bob barker, [moscone center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moscone-center.md), mattresses

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, World Health Organization Global Mandates (21:20–23:57)

World Health Organization Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus expressed deep concern over the exponential growth of COVID-19 cases as the global count nears one million. Critics point to his history as the Ethiopian Minister of Health and his financial backing from China as evidence of a pro-CCP bias. Tedros issued calls for global governments to implement specific social welfare measures for vulnerable populations.

Keywords: [tedros adhanom ghebreyesus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tedros-adhanom-ghebreyesus.md), [who](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/who.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [ethiopia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethiopia.md), social welfare, [global health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-health.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Bill Gates, Christopher Murray and IHME Modeling (24:00–29:14)

The White House task force has shifted its reliance from the discredited Imperial College model to data provided by Christopher Murray at the Institute for Health Metrics and Evaluation (IHME). The IHME is funded primarily by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, leading to concerns about the centralization of pandemic data. Dr. Anthony Fauci and Dr. Deborah Birx have transitioned their public projections to align with these new Gates-funded supercomputer models.

Keywords: [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), christopher murray, [ihme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ihme.md), [imperial college](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imperial-college.md), [rhodes scholar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rhodes-scholar.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Bill Gates Health Speculation, Vaccine Tracking Technology (29:14–31:46)

Speculation regarding Bill Gates' physical health and potential neurological issues surfaces following his recent public appearances and Reddit "Ask Me Anything" session. During the session, Gates discussed the possibility of using digital certificates or "nanodot" tattoos to track individuals who have received vaccinations. This proposal links the Gates Foundation's vaccine initiatives with advanced biometric tracking technology.

Keywords: [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [parkinson's disease](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parkinson-s-disease.md), [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), nanodot, chip tracking

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Coronavirus Origin Theories, 5G Electromagnetic Poisoning Claims (31:46–37:20)

The "5G theory" presented by Dr. Thomas Cowan suggests that viral pandemics are actually biological responses to leaps in the electrification of the Earth. Cowan claims the 1918 flu coincided with the introduction of radio waves, while the 1968 Hong Kong flu followed the placement of satellites in the Van Allen belt. He argues that what is being called a virus is actually the excretion of toxins caused by electromagnetic poisoning.

Keywords: thomas cowan, [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), electromagnetic field, 1918 flu, [radar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radar.md), [satellites](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satellites.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/10.md)

### 11. David Icke, PCR Testing and Data Manipulation (37:20–43:18)

David Icke posits that the COVID-19 pandemic is a "sleight of hand" achieved through the use of PCR testing, which he claims cannot differentiate between various coronaviruses and the common cold. This theory suggests the media is creating a "problem-reaction-solution" scenario to usher in mandatory vaccines and climate change mitigation. Dr. Deborah Birx acknowledged the difficulty of dissecting COVID-19 data from standard flu season statistics.

Keywords: [david icke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-icke.md), [pcr test](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pcr-test.md), [influenza](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/influenza.md), [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), problem reaction solution

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Project Veritas, Anthony Fauci on Viral Immunity (43:19–46:44)

Project Veritas released footage of National Guard members and citizens at testing sites claiming the pandemic is being exaggerated by the media. Meanwhile, Dr. Anthony Fauci stated on The Daily Show that he is confident those who recover from the virus will develop immunity against reinfection. Researchers at the University of Maryland support this view, noting that antibodies found in Chinese health trials indicate a standard immune response.

Keywords: [james o'keefe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-o-keefe.md), [project veritas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/project-veritas.md), [national guard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-guard.md), [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [immunity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immunity.md), [antibodies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibodies.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/12.md)

### 13. QAnon Theories, Adrenochrome and USNS Mercy Incident (46:44–51:44)

The QAnon conspiracy theory suggests that the global lockdown is a cover for the military to arrest thousands of elites involved in child trafficking and "adrenochrome" harvesting. This narrative claims that figures like Harvey Weinstein provided evidence to the Trump administration in exchange for leniency. In a related incident, a rail engineer named Eduardo Moreno was arrested for attempting to ram the USNS Mercy with a locomotive, believing the ship was part of a government takeover.

Keywords: [qanon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qanon.md), [jfk jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jfk-jr.md), [adrenochrome](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adrenochrome.md), [harvey weinstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harvey-weinstein.md), usns mercy, eduardo moreno

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Bioweapon Booby Trap Theory, Wuhan Lab Origins (51:45–58:20)

A complex "booby trap" theory suggests the virus originated as an Iranian bioweapon that was intercepted and modified by Israeli and U.S. intelligence. The theory alleges that two strains—a lethal "L-strain" and an airborne "S-strain" inoculation—were created, and the Chinese accidentally released the modified version from a Wuhan lab. This narrative accounts for the specific "hot spots" in Northern Italy and New York while explaining the lack of cases in Africa and South America.

Keywords: [wuhan lab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan-lab.md), [mossad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mossad.md), [fort detrick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fort-detrick.md), [pla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pla.md), [s-strain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/s-strain.md), [l-strain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/l-strain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Modern Monetary Theory, Immunized Cash and Reverse Repos (58:20–1:05:30)

The U.S. government is utilizing "immunized money" through reverse repos and the Federal Reserve to fund the $6.2 trillion stimulus without triggering immediate inflation. Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin and BlackRock are reportedly using Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) to cook the books and support the economy during the lockdown. Experts suggest this circular financial system is designed to prevent a Japanese-style debt trap, provided the U.S. maintains its birth rate.

Keywords: [steven mnuchin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steven-mnuchin.md), [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [reverse repo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reverse-repo.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), [modern monetary theory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/modern-monetary-theory.md), [blackrock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/blackrock.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/15.md)

### 16. European Union Instability, Euro Bonds and Italian Taxes (1:05:31–1:10:48)

The European Union faces a potential collapse as northern countries like the Netherlands refuse to back "Euro bonds" to bail out struggling southern economies like Italy and Spain. Italy's stimulus efforts are complicated by a large population of citizens who fear applying for aid due to past tax evasion. Meanwhile, Sweden has gained international attention for refusing to implement a mandatory lockdown, maintaining a relatively stable situation.

Keywords: [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [euro bonds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euro-bonds.md), [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [esm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/esm.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Facial Recognition Evasion, Bluetooth Contact Tracing Apps (1:10:48–1:13:53)

The hosts suggest that the government's initial discouragement of mask-wearing was intended to maintain the effectiveness of facial recognition surveillance. New "TraceTogether" frameworks and apps from Apple and Google utilize low-power Bluetooth to track citizen proximity. Privacy advocates warn that these open-source frameworks contain trackers that collect device IDs and IP addresses, creating a permanent surveillance infrastructure.

Keywords: [masks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/masks.md), [facial recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-recognition.md), [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md), [bluetooth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bluetooth.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Police Drones in Australia, Anthony Fauci Basketball History (1:13:54–1:17:04)

Police in Western Australia are deploying drones equipped with megaphones to enforce social distancing and break up groups of more than two people. In a lighter segment, it is revealed that Dr. Anthony Fauci was a standout high school basketball guard in New York despite his short stature. The hosts mock the use of drones as "science fiction" theater used to justify police budgets.

Keywords: [drones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drones.md), [western australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/western-australia.md), [social distancing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-distancing.md), [anthony fauci](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anthony-fauci.md), [basketball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basketball.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Donald Trump, Global Oil Price War Negotiations (1:17:05–1:24:01)

President Trump is mediating an oil price war between Saudi Arabia and Russia that has seen prices drop to $19 a barrel. Trump hinted at a plan to "solve" the industry's ravaging if the two nations cannot reach a deal, possibly involving the massive oil reserves in Venezuela. The hosts speculate that a deal is being brokered to cut production once prices hit a "touchpoint" of $13, allowing insiders to profit on the long side.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [free market](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-market.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Bill Maher, Economic Recession and Trump Popularity (1:24:02–1:27:02)

Comedian Bill Maher faced criticism for "rooting for a recession" as a means to remove Donald Trump from office. Despite the economic downturn, Trump's popularity and approval ratings have trended upward, contradicting Maher's political strategy. The hosts note the irony of wealthy media figures wishing for economic hardship that primarily affects the working class.

Keywords: [bill maher](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-maher.md), [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), [recession](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recession.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [approval ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/approval-ratings.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest, Virtual Broadcast Virtue Signaling (1:27:03–1:31:05)

Television hosts Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest are criticized for their "unprofessional" home broadcasts, which the hosts describe as blatant virtue signaling. Despite being exempt from stay-at-home orders as essential media personnel, the duo chose to film from their living rooms with poor audio and framing. Ripa's on-air "rant" about the anxieties of the lockdown is dismissed as theatrical and sickening.

Keywords: [kelly ripa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kelly-ripa.md), [ryan seacrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ryan-seacrest.md), [virtue signaling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtue-signaling.md), [broadcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/broadcasting.md), [remote work](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/remote-work.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Advertising Industry Collapse, Keyword Filtering and Censorship (1:31:06–1:34:16)

The advertising industry is in a freefall as conglomerates like WPP implement hiring freezes and major ad buys are canceled. AI-driven keyword filtering is preventing publishers from monetizing COVID-19 content, leading to the closure of 60 local newspapers. Even private communications are being affected, with reports of Google Voice blocking text messages containing the word "coronavirus."

Keywords: [wpp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wpp.md), [iab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iab.md), [google voice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-voice.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md), [ad revenue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ad-revenue.md), [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/22.md)

### 23. No Agenda Stream, Episode 1229 Art by Skip Logic (1:34:16–1:38:15)

The hosts promote the No Agenda Stream and the federated social media platform, No Agenda Social, as alternatives to algorithmic censorship. They credit artist Skip Logic for the album art of episode 1229, titled "Orange Tongue," which features a creative gas pump design using Mobile Oil colors. The art generator and shop are highlighted as key components of the show's value-for-value model.

Keywords: [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [mastodon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastodon.md), [skip logic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skip-logic.md), mobile oil, gas pump

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch, Saudi Prince Alcohol Loophole (1:38:15–1:43:34)

A $2,000 donation from "Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch" prompts a discussion about cultural observations in the Middle East. One host recounts a story from Dubai involving a Saudi Royal family member who bypassed religious alcohol restrictions by changing out of his traditional "dish dash" into an AC/DC t-shirt and jeans. The donor's note also touches on the "Taliban-like" culture of face coverings and canceled concerts in the West.

Keywords: [dogpatch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogpatch.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [dubai](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dubai.md), dish dash, [ac/dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ac-dc.md), [alcohol](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alcohol.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Volunteerism Challenges, Al Pacino and Arab Leader Impressions (1:43:34–1:49:08)

The lockdown has severely impacted volunteerism at organizations like the Ronald McDonald House, where outside groups are no longer allowed to cook for residents. A donor from Kuwait requests various jingles, leading the hosts to perform impressions of Al Pacino's "Scarface" and a generic Arab leader. The segment highlights the difficulty of providing in-person help during the pandemic.

Keywords: [ronald mcdonald house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ronald-mcdonald-house.md), soup kitchens, al pacino, scarface, [kuwait](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kuwait.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Pregnancy and COVID-19, Customer Service Verbal Abuse (1:49:08–1:52:29)

A donor expecting his first child shares research regarding pregnancy and COVID-19, noting that data from Wuhan suggests infected mothers can deliver healthy babies. The CDC warns that the flu remains a significant threat for preterm births, while medical professionals worry about the psychological impact of separating newborns from infected parents. The hosts also urge listeners to be kind to customer service workers who are facing increased verbal abuse.

Keywords: [pregnancy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pregnancy.md), [wuhan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), newborn, [customer service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/customer-service.md), anticipatory anxiety

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Generation C, Sir 305 Knighting Ceremony (1:52:30–1:56:25)

The hosts coin the term "Generation C" for children born during the coronavirus era. Albert Aversa is knighted as "Sir 305" after a $1,000 contribution, requesting a ceremony involving "eggs and eggs" at the round table. The segment includes various jingles for the Space Force and "douchebag" call-outs for friends of the producers.

Keywords: generation c, [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir 305, albert aversa, [space force](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/space-force.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Bioengineering Severance, Jobs Karma for the Unemployed (1:56:25–2:01:41)

A producer from Chicago shares a story of being let go from a bioengineering firm via Skype with zero severance after six years of work. He requests "Jobs Karma" for others struggling during the pandemic, specifically asking for the Mike Pence version. Another donor from Pflugerville, Texas, requests health karma for a family member suffering from myeloma.

Keywords: [bioengineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bioengineering.md), [severance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/severance.md), [ancestry.com](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ancestry-com.md), [chicago](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chicago.md), [jobs karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-karma.md), [pflugerville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pflugerville.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Twitter Criticism, Deconstructing the Hoax Narrative (2:01:54–2:04:13)

The hosts address criticism on Twitter regarding their coverage of the pandemic, clarifying that they have never called the virus itself a "hoax." They emphasize their role in deconstructing media narratives and information flow rather than blindly supporting or opposing political figures. The discussion focuses on the importance of critical thinking as the public looks for a way out of the lockdown.

Keywords: [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [hoax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hoax.md), [deconstruction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deconstruction.md), [trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump.md), media perception

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Nancy Pelosi, Media Flip-Flop on Virus Severity (2:04:14–2:10:50)

Nancy Pelosi and Anderson Cooper are criticized for shifting the narrative to blame President Trump for pandemic deaths, despite the media's own early downplaying of the virus. A montage of clips from January and February shows media figures like Anderson Cooper and various doctors telling the public that the flu was a much greater threat than coronavirus. Pelosi is now pushing for a 9/11-style commission to investigate the administration's response.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [anderson cooper](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anderson-cooper.md), [defense production act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/defense-production-act.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), flu comparison

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Joe Biden Podcast, Editing Gaffes and Mental Decline (2:10:53–2:16:31)

Joe Biden's new podcast is criticized for poor production quality and obvious audio edits used to mask his verbal stumbles. In one clip, Biden refers to the "Lujan virus" instead of the Wuhan virus, and another segment shows a jarring edit during a discussion about the Ebola response. The hosts suggest the Democratic party is struggling to manage Biden's public appearances as his cognitive state appears to decline.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast.md), [ebola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebola.md), lujan virus, [milwaukee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/milwaukee.md), [presidential debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/presidential-debate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Horizontal Fire Rainbows, NASA Perseverance Rover Names (2:16:32–2:23:38)

The hosts take a break from pandemic news to discuss "fire rainbows," or circumhorizontal arcs, recently photographed over Washington's Lake Sammamish. They also cover the migration of puffins to Scotland and NASA's Perseverance rover, which is carrying the names of 10.9 million people to Mars on silicon chips. One host recalls that the "No Agenda" show name was previously sent to the moon on a similar mission.

Keywords: fire rainbow, lake sammamish, puffins, [nasa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nasa.md), [mars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mars.md), [perseverance rover](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/perseverance-rover.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Joy Reid, Fox News Legal Liability Speculation (2:23:39–2:26:53)

MSNBC's Joy Reid and Vanity Fair's Gabriel Sherman discussed potential legal action against Fox News for its early coverage of the coronavirus. Sherman reported that there is internal concern at Fox that the network could be held liable if viewers died after believing the virus was downplayed. The hosts point out the hypocrisy, noting that MSNBC and other networks were equally guilty of comparing the virus to the flu in early 2020.

Keywords: [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [trish regan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trish-regan.md), [fox news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-news.md), gabriel sherman, murdoch family, [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Donald Trump, CNN Fake News Confrontation (2:26:53–2:33:09)

President Trump confronted a CNN reporter during a briefing, accusing the network of "fake news" for taking his comments about governors out of context. Trump explained that his demand for "appreciation" was directed toward the work of FEMA and the Army Corps of Engineers, not himself personally. The hosts analyze the exchange, noting that while Trump's explanation was flustered, the reporter appeared blind to the editorial manipulation of the quote.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [yamiche alcindor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yamiche-alcindor.md), [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), [army corps of engineers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/army-corps-of-engineers.md), [headlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/headlines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Newspaper Headline Mechanics, No Agenda Social Benefits (2:33:09–2:38:05)

The hosts explain that newspaper headlines are typically written by editors rather than the reporters, often to create "jazzy" or deceptive hooks that contradict the actual story. This practice is driven by the need for clicks and advertising revenue, which is ironically collapsing due to the pandemic. Listeners are encouraged to move to No Agenda Social to avoid the "outrage machine" and algorithmic manipulation found on platforms like Twitter.

Keywords: [headlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/headlines.md), [editors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/editors.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [no agenda social](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-social.md), [rob reiner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rob-reiner.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Donor Thank-Yous, Brexit Silver Coins (2:38:06–2:48:09)

The second donation segment features contributions from Russell Davidson, "DC Girl," and several listeners from Virginia and Texas. A unique donation from Jason Zeisler in South Dakota includes two silver Brexit coins from the Royal Mint, which are valued at $100 each. The hosts acknowledge the diverse group of "free thinkers" who support the show through the value-for-value model.

Keywords: russell davidson, [dc girl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dc-girl.md), [guyana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guyana.md), [pflugerville](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pflugerville.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), royal mint

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Baroness Love and Light, Virtual Meetup Reports (2:48:10–2:55:53)

"Love and Light" is elevated to the rank of Baroness of Hobson's Bay in Melbourne, Australia, following a $1,000 donation. The hosts review a "failed" meetup in Kansas City where only two people showed up at a dog park, contrasting it with a successful first-ever No Agenda video meetup via Jit.si. Future virtual and in-person meetups are promoted for Dallas, New York, and Florida.

Keywords: baroness love and light, [melbourne](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melbourne.md), [kansas city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kansas-city.md), video meetup, jit.si, [brooklyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brooklyn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Lara Logan, Mexican Cartel Avocado Industry (2:55:53–2:59:10)

Lara Logan's new show on Fox Nation, which originally shared the "No Agenda" title, features an investigation into Mexican cartels. The report highlights how cartels have expanded their portfolios beyond drugs into human smuggling, oil theft, and the multi-billion dollar avocado industry. The hosts joke that millennials are inadvertently supporting drug cartels by consuming avocado toast.

Keywords: lara loga, [fox nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-nation.md), [mexican cartels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexican-cartels.md), [avocado toast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/avocado-toast.md), [oil theft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-theft.md), [human smuggling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-smuggling.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Rachel Maddow, Chris Cuomo Nipple Piercing Rumors (2:59:10–3:04:11)

Rachel Maddow is criticized for her inaccurate prediction that the USNS Comfort would not arrive in New York on time. Meanwhile, internet rumors regarding New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's brother, Chris Cuomo, and potential nipple piercings have gained traction. The hosts speculate that the "creepy" internal politics at NBC might be leading to a setup for Maddow as her ratings decline.

Keywords: [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [chris cuomo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-cuomo.md), [don lemon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-lemon.md), nipple piercings, [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/39.md)

### 40. PBS vs. Al Jazeera, Houthi Missile Attacks in Riyadh (3:04:11–3:10:42)

A comparison of news coverage reveals that PBS provided a brief, context-free report on "Shiite rebels" in Yemen, while Al Jazeera offered a detailed account of Houthi ballistic missile attacks on Riyadh and Jizan. The Houthis have intensified their territory expansion near the Saudi border, targeting oil-rich provinces. The segment concludes with a critique of "piss poor" Western media coverage of the Middle East.

Keywords: [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [al jazeera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-jazeera.md), [houthis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/houthis.md), [riyadh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/riyadh.md), [yemen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yemen.md), [ballistic missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ballistic-missiles.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Outro, Social Distancing Song Parody (3:10:42–3:16:19)

The episode concludes with a series of audio clips and a song parody about the "stay at home" orders and social distancing. References are made to Kevin Durant's diagnosis, toilet paper shortages at Costco, and the "two-person limit" in Australia. The hosts sign off from "Opportunity Zone 33" as the end-of-show mix begins.

Keywords: [kevin durant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kevin-durant.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), [social distancing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-distancing.md), bill bernie, stay at home, [parody](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parody.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1230-avocado-cartel/chapter/41.md)

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