# Stanktuary

> A technical meltdown in Iowa and a reality-TV style State of the Union reveal the deepening cracks in American political production and digital infrastructure.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1214
- **Published:** 2020-02-09
- **Length:** 2h 53m
- **Topics:** [Iowa Caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), Shadow Inc, Stanktuary, [Rush Limbaugh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rush-limbaugh.md), 5G Marketing, [Global Entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), FISA Abuse
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary

## About this episode

The Kansas City Chiefs' Super Bowl LIV victory over the San Francisco 49ers is overshadowed by technical broadcast failures and a heavy-handed marketing push for 5G technology. Verizon and T-Mobile are accused of mislabeling ultra wideband protocols as 5G, while the NFL utilized Jay-Z and Roc Nation to navigate political sensitivities surrounding the halftime show. The event served as a high-production backdrop for a broader cultural shift, blending sports with aggressive corporate branding and political posturing.

In Iowa, the Democratic caucus collapsed into a fiasco after the Shadow Inc reporting app failed, leading to significant delays and a fourth-place finish for Joe Biden. While Malcolm Nance and other analysts pointed toward potential Russian interference, the breakdown is attributed to internal party incompetence and the influence of Hillary Clinton campaign veterans. Meanwhile, Donald Trump utilized the State of the Union address to award Rush Limbaugh the Medal of Freedom, a move that CNN analyst Van Jones warned could erode the Democratic hold on the black vote through Opportunity Zones and HBCU funding.

Nancy Pelosi’s dramatic tearing of the State of the Union transcript is revealed as a pre-planned stunt, while Donald Trump’s slurred delivery of sanctuary cities as "stanktuary" creates a new linguistic label for San Francisco. The episode features a personal account of a car accident with an uninsured motorist in Texas, highlighting the friction between local sanctuary policies and public safety. Adam Schiff’s closing impeachment arguments are dismissed as high-budget campaign ad fodder rather than legal necessity.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/transcript.md.

### 1. Super Bowl LIV Production, Technical Quality Criticism (0:00–3:26)

The Kansas City Chiefs' victory over the San Francisco 49ers in Super Bowl LIV is reviewed with a focus on the game's technical broadcast quality. Criticism is directed at the lack of advanced on-screen statistics and telestrators, which made the high-stakes production feel low-budget. The discussion notes the presence of female coaches and owners as part of a broader empowerment theme throughout the event.

Keywords: super bowl liv, [kansas city chiefs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kansas-city-chiefs.md), [san francisco 49ers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-49ers.md), [patrick mahomes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patrick-mahomes.md), technical production

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Super Bowl Commercials, 5G Marketing, Ultra Wideband Confusion (3:27–6:27)

Super Bowl LIV advertisements are criticized for over-reliance on 1960s and 70s nostalgia and creepy creative choices, specifically citing a Google ad. A trend in 5G marketing is identified where telecommunications companies like Verizon or T-Mobile are incorrectly labeling 5G as "ultra wideband." This branding is noted as technically inaccurate since ultra wideband is a distinct spread-spectrum protocol often used for ground-penetrating radar.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), ultra wideband, ric flair, [verizon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/verizon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Super Bowl Halftime Show, Jay-Z, Puerto Rico Political Context (6:29–11:25)

The Super Bowl halftime show featuring Jennifer Lopez and Shakira is analyzed regarding its "empowerment" messaging versus its visual presentation. The involvement of Jay-Z and Roc Nation as consultants is discussed as a strategic move by the NFL to move past previous controversies. Additionally, the appearance of the Puerto Rican flag is linked to the island's 51 Democratic delegates and Michael Bloomberg's heavy advertising spend in the territory.

Keywords: shakira, [jennifer lopez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jennifer-lopez.md), [jay-z](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jay-z.md), [puerto rico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puerto-rico.md), [michael bloomberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-bloomberg.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Austin Snowfall, Patrick Mahomes Race Narrative (11:27–14:15)

A rare snowfall in Austin, Texas, is noted, featuring an anecdote about a host's wife attempting to throw a snowball. The conversation shifts to Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, questioning why his status as the third black quarterback to win a Super Bowl received less media emphasis than previous historical milestones for minority players in the position.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [snowfall](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snowfall.md), [patrick mahomes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/patrick-mahomes.md), [nfl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nfl.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Iowa Caucus Technical Failure, Shadow Inc App Security (14:17–22:45)

The 2020 Iowa caucus is described as a "fiasco" due to the failure of a new smartphone reporting app developed by Shadow Inc. Despite warnings from cybersecurity experts about the lack of transparency and testing, the Iowa Democratic Party proceeded with the technology. The failure led to significant reporting delays and a viral clip of a precinct leader being hung up on by the party hotline while live on CNN.

Keywords: [iowa caucus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa-caucus.md), [democratic party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-party.md), shadow inc, smartphone app, [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Iowa Caucus Political Fallout, Joe Biden Momentum Loss (22:46–26:23)

The political consequences of the Iowa caucus results show a significant blow to Joe Biden’s campaign, which finished in fourth place. Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren are noted as the primary beneficiaries of the caucus format, while Pete Buttigieg claimed an early victory despite the data discrepancies. Analysts suggest this failure may lead the Democratic National Committee to abandon the caucus system in favor of traditional primaries.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md), [democratic national committee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-national-committee.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Democratic Party Internal Conflict, Bernie Sanders Media Bias (26:22–35:01)

Internal tensions within the Democratic Party are examined, specifically regarding allegations that the party and media outlets like CNN are attempting to "kneecap" Bernie Sanders. The discussion highlights the refusal of Biden spokesperson Simone Sanders to verify the accuracy of the Iowa data during a heated interview. The narrative suggests that the reporting delays were used to manufacture momentum for Pete Buttigieg.

Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [simone sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/simone-sanders.md), [pete buttigieg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pete-buttigieg.md), [iowa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iowa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Russian Interference Claims, Malcolm Nance Critique (35:02–38:03)

Claims made by analyst Malcolm Nance regarding potential Russian interference in the 2020 election are critiqued as "theater." While Nance predicted sloppy cyberattacks on voting tallies, the hosts argue that the actual chaos in Iowa was caused by Democratic incompetence rather than foreign actors. They note the irony that the media did not immediately blame Vladimir Putin for the app failure as they might have in previous years.

Keywords: [malcolm nance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/malcolm-nance.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [hacking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hacking.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Shadow Inc Connections, Democratic Digital Strategy Incompetence (38:05–47:35)

The company behind the failed Iowa caucus app, Shadow Inc., is linked to high-level Democratic operatives and Hillary Clinton campaign veterans. The failure is framed as a major embarrassment for the party's digital "high priestesses" who promised to out-digitize the Trump campaign. Discrepancies in the slow-trickled results are characterized as either gross incompetence or a deliberate attempt to suppress specific candidates.

Keywords: shadow inc, tara mcgowan, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [super pac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/super-pac.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Impeachment Trial Coverage, PBS Bias Analysis (47:37–56:27)

The final stages of the first impeachment trial of Donald Trump are reviewed, with a specific critique of PBS NewsHour's coverage. Correspondent Lisa Desjardins is accused of presenting a one-sided report by featuring multiple clips of Democrats condemning the President while only showing Republicans making process-based arguments. The segment highlights the partisan divide in the Senate as the trial moved toward a vote.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [lisa desjardins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisa-desjardins.md), [mitch mcconnell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitch-mcconnell.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Adam Schiff Closing Arguments, Political Ad Production (56:27–1:01:59)

Representative Adam Schiff's closing arguments in the impeachment trial are analyzed as being scripted specifically for future political advertisements. Schiff's warnings about Trump potentially "offering Alaska to the Russians" are dismissed as absurd rhetoric. The discussion notes the high-quality visual production of the televised segments, suggesting they were designed by professional media firms to influence the 2020 election.

Keywords: [adam schiff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-schiff.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md), [political advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/11.md)

### 12. No Agenda Value-for-Value, Show Art, Mike Riley (1:01:59–1:07:00)

The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" model of the show, thanking artist Mike Riley for the Super Bowl-themed episode art. They promote the No Agenda Stream and the art generator website, encouraging listeners to participate in the "troll room" and support the show's independent production. A brief tangent covers a host's past injury while working for an air pollution district.

Keywords: [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [mike riley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-riley.md), [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [trolls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trolls.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Executive Producer Credits, Donor Thank You Segment (1:07:00–1:18:57)

A lengthy segment is dedicated to acknowledging financial contributors who have earned the title of Executive Producer or Associate Executive Producer. Notable donors from Grants Pass, Los Gatos, and Saudi Arabia are thanked, and their personal notes regarding "de-douching" and "karma" requests are read aloud. The hosts emphasize that these credits can be used on professional platforms like LinkedIn.

Keywords: [grants pass](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grants-pass.md), [los gatos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/los-gatos.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [washington](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Rush Limbaugh Cancer Announcement, Radio Format Legacy (1:18:57–1:24:04)

The news of Rush Limbaugh's Stage IV lung cancer diagnosis is discussed, with the hosts criticizing the hateful reactions on social media. They analyze Limbaugh's legacy as a radio pioneer who moved away from the traditional caller-centric format to a host-driven monologue style. This shift, enabled by the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine, revolutionized talk radio and created the template for modern political broadcasting.

Keywords: [rush limbaugh](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rush-limbaugh.md), [lung cancer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lung-cancer.md), [talk radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/talk-radio.md), [fairness doctrine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fairness-doctrine.md), [michael savage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-savage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/14.md)

### 15. State of the Union, Reality TV Production, Van Jones Analysis (1:24:04–1:31:24)

Donald Trump's 2020 State of the Union address is praised as a masterpiece of reality TV production. The address featured emotional "surprises," such as a soldier returning home and the awarding of the Medal of Freedom to Rush Limbaugh. CNN analyst Van Jones is quoted warning Democrats that Trump’s focus on Opportunity Zones and funding for Historically Black Colleges and Universities (HBCUs) could effectively shave off critical percentages of the black vote.

Keywords: [state of the union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-of-the-union.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [van jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/van-jones.md), [opportunity zones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opportunity-zones.md), [hbcus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hbcus.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Nancy Pelosi Stage Management, State of the Union Visuals (1:31:25–1:34:56)

The visual dynamics of the State of the Union are examined, focusing on Nancy Pelosi's role as a "stage manager" for the Democratic side. The hosts observe the contrast between Republicans standing and Democrats remaining seated during lines about stopping crime or economic prosperity. Pelosi's facial expressions and "shushing" of her caucus are noted as key elements of the televised drama.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [mike pence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pence.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [state of the union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-of-the-union.md), [sanctuary cities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctuary-cities.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Washington Post Fact-Checking, Trump "Lies" Database (1:34:56–1:40:17)

The Washington Post's database of over 16,000 "false or misleading claims" by Donald Trump is scrutinized. The hosts argue that many of the entries are "ant-fucking" or overly pedantic, such as correcting Trump for saying the unemployment rate is the lowest in 51 years when it is technically 50 years. They suggest these subjective fact-checks undermine the credibility of the news organization.

Keywords: [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [fact-checking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-checking.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [unemployment rate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/unemployment-rate.md), [job growth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/job-growth.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Nancy Pelosi Speech Ripping, "Stanktuary" City Gaffe (1:40:19–1:43:47)

Nancy Pelosi's dramatic tearing of the State of the Union transcript is discussed, with claims that she "pre-tore" the pages to ensure a clean rip on camera. During the speech, Trump appeared to slur the word "sanctuary," resulting in "stanktuary." Dilbert creator Scott Adams is cited, suggesting the gaffe accidentally created a "linguistic kill shot" for the city of San Francisco.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [sanctuary cities](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctuary-cities.md), [scott adams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-adams.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Juan Guaidó Appearance, Venezuela Policy Critique (1:43:47–1:46:05)

The presence of Juan Guaidó at the State of the Union as the "legitimate president of Venezuela" is criticized as a "CIA-style" fabrication. The hosts argue that Guaidó's term had technically ended and his recognition by the U.S. government discredits the administration's foreign policy. They compare his appearance to a staged political stunt intended to project a specific image of American influence.

Keywords: [juan guaido](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/juan-guaido.md), [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [state of the union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-of-the-union.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Gretchen Whitmer Rebuttal, Mitch McConnell Judicial Appointments (1:46:05–1:49:33)

Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s Democratic rebuttal is criticized for poor audio quality and lack of charisma. While Whitmer complained about Senate inaction, the segment highlights that Majority Leader Mitch McConnell was simultaneously using unanimous consent to push through 17 more federal judge nominations. This contrast is used to illustrate McConnell's efficiency in reshaping the judiciary while Democrats focused on the impeachment trial.

Keywords: [gretchen whitmer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gretchen-whitmer.md), [mitch mcconnell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitch-mcconnell.md), [federal judges](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-judges.md), [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/20.md)

### 21. C-SPAN Callers, Democratic Voter Defection (1:49:33–1:53:12)

A montage of C-SPAN callers identifies as lifelong Democrats who claim they are switching to the GOP or becoming Independent following Nancy Pelosi's behavior at the State of the Union. The callers express disgust at the perceived lack of respect for the office of the Presidency and the country's success. The hosts acknowledge these could be "plants" but note the potential influence on the viewing public.

Keywords: [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [democratic party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-party.md), [gop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gop.md), [voters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voters.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Dictatorship Memes, Bette Midler, Constitutional Term Limits (1:53:12–1:57:58)

A social media meme posted by Donald Trump showing him as President for centuries is discussed in the context of public alarm. Actress Bette Midler is cited for her serious reaction to the joke, claiming Trump intends to rule until he dies. The hosts clarify the 22nd Amendment's restrictions on presidential terms and mock the idea that the American public or military would allow a literal dictatorship.

Keywords: [bette midler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bette-midler.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [22nd amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/22nd-amendment.md), [memes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/memes.md), [dictatorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dictatorship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/22.md)

### 23. New York Global Entry Suspension, Sanctuary State Conflict (1:57:59–2:00:27)

The Department of Homeland Security's suspension of Global Entry and other trusted traveler programs for New York residents is analyzed. This move is a direct response to New York's "Green Light Law," which allows undocumented immigrants to obtain driver's licenses while blocking federal access to DMV records. The hosts describe this as a "slick move" by the Trump administration to pressure the state government.

Keywords: [global entry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-entry.md), [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [new york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york.md), [sanctuary state](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanctuary-state.md), [driver's licenses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/driver-s-licenses.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Uninsured Driver Anecdote, Immigration Policy Frustration (2:00:28–2:02:44)

A host shares a personal anecdote about being involved in a car accident with an uninsured driver in Texas. The incident is used to discuss the broader issue of unlicensed and uninsured motorists, often linked in the discussion to sanctuary policies. The host expresses frustration over the lack of enforcement for basic traffic and insurance laws.

Keywords: [car accident](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/car-accident.md), [insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [traffic laws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic-laws.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Watchman Home Surveillance, License Plate Recognition (2:02:45–2:07:39)

A new consumer surveillance product called "Watchman Home" by ReCore is introduced, which uses AI to perform license plate recognition on home security cameras. The hosts warn that this technology, while marketed as a convenience for opening garage doors, creates a massive surveillance network accessible to "Evil Corp" entities like Amazon. They describe a hypothetical scenario where thieves could spoof license plates to gain automated entry into homes.

Keywords: watchman home, [license plate recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/license-plate-recognition.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [amazon ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-ring.md), [smart home](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smart-home.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Associate Executive Producer Credits, Birthday List (2:07:42–2:13:59)

A second round of donor acknowledgments features Associate Executive Producers from Tucson, Ottawa, and Svalbard. The hosts fulfill "karma" requests for individuals battling cancer and perform "douchebag call-outs" as requested by donors. The segment concludes with the official No Agenda birthday list, celebrating listeners' milestones with custom jingles.

Keywords: [tucson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tucson.md), [ottawa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ottawa.md), [svalbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/svalbard.md), [whittier](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whittier.md), [birthday list](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday-list.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/26.md)

### 27. No Agenda Meetups, Human Interaction Advocacy (2:13:59–2:18:21)

Upcoming No Agenda listener meetups are announced for locations including Fairfield, Connecticut; Ramallah, Palestine; Oslo, Norway; and Seattle, Washington. The hosts advocate for these in-person gatherings as the "antithesis of social networking," emphasizing the importance of civil human interaction outside of digital profiles and algorithms.

Keywords: [fairfield](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fairfield.md), [ramallah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ramallah.md), [oslo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oslo.md), jaffa, [noagendameetups.com](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/noagendameetups-com.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/27.md)

### 28. San Antonio Fiesta Pins, Twit Magazine History (2:18:22–2:21:34)

A listener from San Antonio sent in "Fiesta pins" featuring Beto O'Rourke on a skateboard and a vintage copy of "Twit Magazine." The magazine, a gay lifestyle publication from Texas, is used to prove that the name "Twit" was in use long before Leo Laporte's "This Week in Tech" network. The hosts humorously compare the two entities and discuss the "hunky" imagery in the vintage publication.

Keywords: [san antonio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-antonio.md), [beto o'rourke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beto-o-rourke.md), twit magazine, [leo laporte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/leo-laporte.md), [gay bars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gay-bars.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Harvey Weinstein Trial, Court TV Reenactments (2:21:34–2:32:19)

The Harvey Weinstein trial is covered through the lens of Court TV's dramatic reenactments of witness testimony. Witness Lauren Young's testimony regarding an encounter in a bathroom is detailed, including descriptions of Weinstein's physical appearance and behavior. The hosts discuss the "foundational questions" required in legal proceedings and express skepticism that Weinstein will be convicted based on the defense's track record.

Keywords: [harvey weinstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harvey-weinstein.md), [court tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/court-tv.md), lauren young, [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md), [trial](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trial.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Coronavirus Supply Chain Impact, FEMA Quarantine Camps (2:32:30–2:36:21)

Anecdotal reports from producers highlight the economic impact of the coronavirus (Wuhan virus) on small manufacturers relying on Chinese factories. The discussion covers the use of electronic tracking bracelets in Hong Kong and the designation of Camp Ashland in Nebraska as a quarantine site, which the hosts identify as a FEMA camp. Reports of extreme panic in Wuhan, including residents abandoning pets, are also mentioned.

Keywords: [coronavirus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coronavirus.md), [wuhan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [supply chain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/supply-chain.md), [fema camps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema-camps.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/30.md)

### 31. China Trade Deal Force Majeure, Fatality Rate Patterns (2:36:22–2:41:25)

The Phase One China trade deal, signed on January 15, 2020, is scrutinized for its "force majeure" clause, which allows for a reset of terms in the event of an act of God. The hosts suggest China signed the deal in bad faith, knowing an epidemic was already underway. They also note a statistically consistent 2.1% fatality rate in daily reported numbers from China, questioning the integrity of the data.

Keywords: [china trade deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china-trade-deal.md), [force majeure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/force-majeure.md), [wuhan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan.md), [fatality rate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fatality-rate.md), [bioweapon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bioweapon.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Minnesota Emergency Alert Error, FBI FISA Abuse Apology (2:41:26–2:45:32)

A false emergency alert in Minnesota mistakenly ordered residents in six counties to "evacuate now" during a botched test. Separately, FBI Director Christopher Wray issued an apology to the FISA court following an Inspector General report detailing "unacceptable" errors and omissions in the surveillance of Trump advisor Carter Page. The hosts criticize the lack of accountability for the "dirty cops" involved in the investigation.

Keywords: [minnesota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minnesota.md), emergency alert, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [fisa court](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisa-court.md), [christopher wray](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christopher-wray.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/32.md)

### 33. No Agenda Chicken, Laser Crafters, Show Outro (2:45:33–2:53:23)

The show concludes with mentions of the "No Agenda Chicken" recipe and a new Etsy shop, Laser Crafters, selling acrylic No Agenda-themed lights. The final segments feature listener-produced music mixes covering themes like the "Wuhan Flu," Donald Trump's "winning," and the Jeffrey Epstein case. The hosts sign off with their traditional "Adios Mofos" and a reminder of the next broadcast.

Keywords: [no agenda chicken](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-chicken.md), [laser crafters](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laser-crafters.md), [etsy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/etsy.md), [wuhan flu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wuhan-flu.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1214-stanktuary/chapter/33.md)

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