# John's Story Time > Venture capital legends clash over gun culture while archival records reveal the surprising 1980s corporate perks at Microsoft and the Dr. Seuss origins of the word nerd. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1201 - **Published:** 2019-12-26 - **Length:** 2h 9m - **Topics:** [John Doerr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-doerr.md), Microsoft history, [Marvin Minsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marvin-minsky.md), [Amazon Ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-ring.md), Dirty Thirty, Elephant guns - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time ## About this episode Kleiner Perkins CEO John Doerr and venture capitalist Randy Komisar clash over a toy gun at a Halloween party, sparking a broader look at the physical toll of high-caliber firearms. The incident highlights the cultural divide within Silicon Valley leadership regarding the Second Amendment, punctuated by the bruising reality of firing a fifty-pound elephant gun. Historical parallels emerge through the story of abolitionist Cassius Clay, who famously defended his Kentucky estate from hostile authorities using a shrapnel-loaded cannon. Artificial intelligence pioneer Marvin Minsky ejected a visitor from an MIT Media Lab meeting for failing to sign a non-disclosure agreement, despite the presence of Hearst Corporation executives. In the early 1980s, Microsoft allegedly maintained open accounts with local brothels to provide services for coders working late at the Bellevue campus. Additional reports examine Amazon Ring's surveillance partnerships with four00 police departments and a Columbus sting operation where a female officer was used as naked bait to lure citizens into arrests. Linguistic origins are traced from the first appearance of the word nerd in a 1950 Dr. Seuss book to the 1930s slang of the Dirty Thirty, where a Chicago Overcoat referred to a coffin. Personal anecdotes from the road include a Kawasaki motorcycle trip to Lake Tahoe that ended in severe hypothermia after a BB King concert. A mockingbird in California has learned to use a chimney as a resonance vehicle to amplify car alarm imitations into a home firebox. Executive Producer Sir Rupin Waffles curated these archival moments for the special holiday compilation of the No Agenda show. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/transcript.md. ### 1. No Agenda Episode 1201 Special Compilation Introduction (0:00–2:35) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak introduce episode 1201 of the No Agenda show, broadcasting from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley. This special holiday episode features a compilation of anecdotes and stories curated by executive producer Sir Rupin Waffles. The hosts explain that the segments were selected from over 1,200 episodes to highlight the storytelling aspect of the program while they are away for the Christmas holiday. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), sir rupin waffles, [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), [opportunity zone 33](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opportunity-zone-33.md), [compilation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/compilation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/1.md) ### 2. John Doerr, Randy Komisar, and the Elephant Gun Incident (2:36–5:39) A story is recounted regarding a Silicon Valley CEO with an extensive gun collection and the extreme anti-gun stance of Kleiner Perkins CEO John Doerr. An anecdote describes Doerr reacting negatively to a toy gun worn by Randy Komisar at a Halloween party. The segment concludes with a description of the physical toll of firing a 50-pound elephant gun, which resulted in massive bruising despite using heavy shoulder padding. Keywords: [john doerr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-doerr.md), randy komisar, [kleiner perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kleiner-perkins.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [elephant gun](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elephant-gun.md), [firearms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firearms.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Motorcycle Trip to Lake Tahoe and Hypothermia Anecdote (5:39–8:15) A personal story details a motorcycle trip to Lake Tahoe on a Kawasaki Triple to see BB King. After winning money at the tables, the traveler attempted to drive home in sub-zero temperatures, resulting in severe hypothermia. The story concludes with an encounter with a beautiful hitchhiker whom the traveler was unable to speak to due to uncontrollable shivering. Keywords: [lake tahoe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-tahoe.md), [bb king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bb-king.md), kawasaki triple, [hypothermia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hypothermia.md), [highway 80](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/highway-80.md), [hitchhiking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hitchhiking.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Cassius Clay, Henry Clay, and Second Amendment Rights (8:16–10:38) A visit to the former mansion of Cassius Clay, brother of Henry Clay, near Lexington, Kentucky, is described. Clay, a famous abolitionist, famously defended his home from hostile locals and authorities using a cannon filled with shrapnel. This historical event is cited as a practical exercise of Second Amendment rights in the face of local harassment. Keywords: [cassius clay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cassius-clay.md), [henry clay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/henry-clay.md), lexington kentucky, [abolitionist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abolitionist.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [cannon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cannon.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Led Zeppelin Concert Shriek and Audience Shills (9:40–11:30) An observation from a Led Zeppelin concert involves a perfectly timed, blood-curdling shriek during a musical break before a Jimmy Page guitar solo. Upon speaking with another attendee who heard the same shriek at a different show, the witness concluded that the band used shills in the audience to enhance the performance. This experience is cited as a foundational moment for lifelong skepticism. Keywords: [led zeppelin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/led-zeppelin.md), jimmy page, [concert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/concert.md), [shill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shill.md), audience reaction, [skepticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skepticism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/5.md) ### 6. Vasectomies as a 1920s Youth Serum (10:39–13:50) A claim is made that vasectomies were promoted in the 1920s as a "youth serum" rather than for birth control, based on a health book from that era. The speaker asserts that the procedure changes a man's facial structure, making it "puffier and softer," and claims a 99% accuracy rate in identifying men who have had the procedure just by looking at their faces. Keywords: [vasectomy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vasectomy.md), [youth serum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youth-serum.md), [1920s](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1920s.md), facial features, [health book](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-book.md), [birth control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birth-control.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Dutch Name Pronunciation and Listener Donations (13:53–15:30) The hosts engage in a humorous segment attempting to pronounce difficult Dutch names of listeners who sent in donations. Names mentioned include Martijn van Galen, Geert van Triep, and Jeroen van Arrrr. The segment highlights the linguistic challenges and the amusement derived from mispronouncing European names for the audience. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [dutch language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-language.md), martijn van galen, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [pronunciation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pronunciation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Lisa Monaco and PBS NewsHour Criticism (15:31–16:59) Criticism is leveled against Lisa Monaco for her appearance on the PBS NewsHour, where she allegedly avoided answering questions. The discussion shifts to her physical appearance and photogenic qualities compared to her video presence. Keywords: [lisa monaco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lisa-monaco.md), [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [media criticism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-criticism.md), [interview](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interview.md), [appearance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/appearance.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/8.md) ### 9. Strip Club Announcements and Stage Personas (17:00–19:46) A comedic routine features one of the hosts performing high-energy strip club stage announcements. The bit includes fictional personas like Raven from Reseda, Bambi, and Sharona, utilizing classic "gentlemen's club" tropes and discount coupon jokes. Keywords: [strip club](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strip-club.md), [raven](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/raven.md), bambi, sharona, reseda, [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Culinary Tips for White Wine Vinegar and Tarragon (18:40–20:33) A culinary tip is shared regarding the preparation of high-quality tarragon vinegar. The method involves purchasing quality white wine vinegar and stuffing a large bunch of tarragon into the bottle to infuse for three to six months. Keywords: white wine vinegar, tarragon, [culinary tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/culinary-tips.md), infusion, [cooking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cooking.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/10.md) ### 11. British Tea Trade and the Boston Tea Party (19:46–21:23) The history of British tea colonization is discussed, specifically how long-term deals from the 1800s secured high-quality tea for brands like PG Tips and Sainsbury's. The conversation touches on the upcoming anniversary of the Boston Tea Party and the historical context of the British tea and opium trade with China. Keywords: [pg tips](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pg-tips.md), [sainsbury's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sainsbury-s.md), tea trade, [boston tea party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boston-tea-party.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [opium](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opium.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/11.md) ### 12. Marvin Minsky and the MIT Media Lab Incident (20:34–23:51) An anecdote describes being kicked out of a meeting at the MIT Media Lab by artificial intelligence pioneer Marvin Minsky. The speaker had joined a tour with Will Hurst and Hurst Corporation executives without signing a non-disclosure agreement. Minsky recognized the speaker and demanded their removal, leading to a show of solidarity from Will Hurst. Keywords: [marvin minsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marvin-minsky.md), [mit media lab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mit-media-lab.md), [will hurst](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/will-hurst.md), hurst corporation, [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [wired magazine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wired-magazine.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Ritz-Carlton Half Moon Bay and Food PR (23:54–26:03) A visit to the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay for a venture capital conference is described. The speaker encountered a former booker from Tech TV who is now the PR manager for the hotel and is starting her own food and wine PR agency. Keywords: [ritz-carlton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ritz-carlton.md), [half moon bay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/half-moon-bay.md), [venture capital](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venture-capital.md), [tech tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tech-tv.md), [public relations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-relations.md), foodie [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Linguistic Pet Peeve, The Phrase By and Large (25:10–26:55) A linguistic annoyance is expressed regarding the phrase "by and large," which the speaker first noticed being used frequently by CEOs like Carly Fiorina. The discussion explores the ambiguity of whether the phrase is "by in large" or "by and large" and its use as a filler in political speech. Keywords: [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md), [carly fiorina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carly-fiorina.md), [by and large](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/by-and-large.md), [idioms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/idioms.md), [pet peeve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeve.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Star Wars The Force Awakens Movie Review (26:57–32:17) A review of Star Wars: The Force Awakens critiques the film for having "too much running" and being a reboot of the original 1977 movie. The review praises the use of practical effects and real dynamite over CGI but notes plot holes and a perceived political subtext. Daisy Ridley's performance is discussed alongside a mention of her appearing "hammered" in a specific interview. Keywords: [star wars](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/star-wars.md), the force awakens, [daisy ridley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/daisy-ridley.md), [princess leia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/princess-leia.md), [cgi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cgi.md), [movie review](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/movie-review.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Deep-Fried Locust Prank and Eat The Bugs (31:30–34:29) A prank is played where a host pretends to eat a deep-fried locust received in the mail from an "Eat The Bugs" program in Berkeley. The sound effects of the crunching are revealed to be the host eating Corn Nuts rather than an actual insect. Keywords: [locusts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/locusts.md), [entomophagy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entomophagy.md), [berkeley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/berkeley.md), [prank](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prank.md), corn nuts [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/16.md) ### 17. 1930s Slang and The Dirty Thirty (33:28–39:48) A segment titled "The Dirty Thirty" explores slang terms from the 1930s. Terms discussed include "Roscoe" and "Gat" for guns, "Blower" for a telephone, "Big Apple" for a city, and "Cinder Dick" for a railroad detective. The hosts discuss the etymology and potential for bringing these phrases back into modern usage. Keywords: [1930s slang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1930s-slang.md), roscoe, gat, big apple, [language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/language.md), [history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/history.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Retail Line Karma and Target Checkout Experience (38:52–42:43) A discussion on "line karma" at retail stores like Target and Costco leads to a controversial observation about the speed of checkout clerks. The speaker claims that black checkers are consistently faster and more efficient than their counterparts. An anecdote follows about a frustrating experience behind a slow student couple at a Target checkout line. Keywords: [target](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/target.md), [costco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costco.md), line karma, [retail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retail.md), [race](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/race.md), [social observation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-observation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Bald Eagles as Pests and Golden Eagle Encounters (41:54–45:18) The national bird, the bald eagle, is described as a "pest" that preys on kittens and small pets. A personal story is shared about a golden eagle in California that killed and ate an entire seagull on the speaker's deck, leaving only feathers behind. Keywords: [bald eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bald-eagles.md), [golden eagles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-eagles.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [wildlife](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wildlife.md), [predators](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/predators.md), [seagulls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seagulls.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Video Poker Strategy and Las Vegas Odds (44:22–47:05) Insights into video poker strategy are shared, noting that different machines in Las Vegas offer varying odds for the same game. The speaker discusses using a "Video Poker Tutor" program to learn the break-even strategy, emphasizing that video poker is a game of skill distinct from traditional poker. Keywords: [video poker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/video-poker.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [gambling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gambling.md), odds, [strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/strategy.md), video poker tutor [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/20.md) ### 21. No Agenda Show Evolution and Listener Feedback (46:15–49:24) A host's wife provides feedback after listening to 15 hours of the show, noting that it has become "snappier" but more filled with "inside baseball" jargon. The hosts discuss how their unique language and "comedic stylings" initially confuse new listeners but eventually create a strong hook once the "penny drops." Keywords: [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [inside baseball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inside-baseball.md), [listener feedback](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/listener-feedback.md), [branding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/branding.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Airplane Peanut Eating Etiquette (49:26–52:05) A detailed complaint is made regarding the "fisting method" of eating peanuts on airplanes. The speaker describes the annoying habit of passengers shaking a palmful of peanuts in a closed fist to "shoot" them into their mouths, which results in salt and grease getting everywhere. Keywords: [airplane etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airplane-etiquette.md), [peanuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peanuts.md), [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), [pet peeve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-peeve.md), [social behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-behavior.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Backpacks and Roller Bags on Airplanes (51:17–53:58) The phenomenon of oversized backpacks and wide roller bags in narrow airplane aisles is criticized. The speaker describes the frustration of being bumped by passengers who refuse to carry their bags properly, particularly on older aircraft like the Boeing 737. Keywords: [travel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel.md), airplanes, [backpacks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/backpacks.md), [roller bags](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roller-bags.md), [737](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/737.md), passenger behavior [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/23.md) ### 24. Producer Credits and Holiday Schedule (53:02–55:16) The hosts thank Sir Rupin Waffles for producing the story compilation and remind listeners that the show operates on a "value for value" model. They announce that while they are taking a break, they will return with a live show on Thursday, December 26th (Boxing Day). Keywords: sir rupin waffles, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [christmas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/christmas.md), [boxing day](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boxing-day.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Archival Recording of the Airplane Nut Story (55:17–57:01) An archival clip of the "airplane nut story" is played to demonstrate the host's storytelling consistency. The segment reiterates the annoyance of the "fist-shaking" method of snack consumption on flights. Keywords: [archives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archives.md), [peanuts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peanuts.md), [airplane etiquette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/airplane-etiquette.md), [repetition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/repetition.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Argentine Ants and California Extermination Tips (56:09–59:18) The behavior of Argentine ants in California is discussed, specifically their "inter-social" nature which allows them to join different colonies. A DIY extermination tip is provided: leave a bait like a chicken bone to identify the entry point, then use a vacuum cleaner to remove the line of ants before spraying the area. Keywords: argentine ants, [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), extermination, vacuuming, social insects [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Shanty Towns and Urban Homelessness Solutions (59:19–1:04:25) A controversial proposal suggests that liberal cities should officially designate areas for "shanty towns" similar to Brazilian favelas. The discussion describes the aesthetic of these settlements, including lean-tos made of corrugated steel, open sewers, and barefoot children, as a more honest approach to the homelessness crisis than temporary tent camping. Keywords: [shanty towns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shanty-towns.md), [favelas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/favelas.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [urban planning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urban-planning.md), [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Alleged Microsoft Hooker Accounts in the 1980s (1:03:38–1:07:42) An allegation is shared from a source who wrote a book on Bill Gates, claiming that in the early 1980s, Microsoft maintained an open account with a local brothel. The story suggests that coders working late at the Bellevue campus could have women sent to their private offices, and that Bill Gates' personal contact was the madam of the establishment. Keywords: [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [bellevue](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bellevue.md), [hookers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hookers.md), [corporate culture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-culture.md), [seattle times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle-times.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Brazilian Chili Pepper Challenge and Journalistic Immaturity (1:06:41–1:11:42) A story from Rio de Janeiro involves a "pepper-eating challenge" between two journalists at a barbecue restaurant. After the speaker swallowed several hot peppers with no reaction, the competing journalist attempted to do the same but turned "beet red" and suffered physically because he had previously been faking eating them. Keywords: [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md), [rio de janeiro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rio-de-janeiro.md), [chili peppers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chili-peppers.md), scotch bonnet, [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [endorphins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/endorphins.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/29.md) ### 30. MSNBC, The Site, and Princess Diana Coverage (1:10:48–1:14:08) The history of MSNBC's early programming is discussed, specifically the show "The Site" starring Soledad O'Brien. The speaker explains that the show was cancelled despite its quality because the network shifted to 24/7 coverage of Princess Diana's death, which provided a massive but temporary ratings boost. Keywords: [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [soledad o'brien](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soledad-o-brien.md), the site, [princess diana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/princess-diana.md), [media ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-ratings.md), [celebrity news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celebrity-news.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Homelessness Experience Theme Park Ride Concept (1:14:08–1:17:25) A satirical concept for a Disneyland-style ride based on the "homelessness experience" is proposed. The idea includes a "Pirates of the Caribbean" version with animatronics and a "river of pee," or a cheaper VR version that uses fans to blow the smell of waste in the faces of participants to build "empathy." 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Keywords: fred willard, martin mull, fernwood 2 night, [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), hungry i, [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Comcast Connection Issues and Squirrel Damage (1:18:18–1:21:28) A long-standing internet connectivity issue was finally resolved when a technician discovered that squirrels had chewed the insulation off the outdoor coax cable. The technician also found that the house was wired with the wrong grade of cable (RG59 instead of RG6) and that the signal voltage was "too hot," requiring an attenuator. Keywords: [comcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comcast.md), coax cable, rg6, [squirrels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/squirrels.md), signal attenuation, [technical support](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/technical-support.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/33.md) ### 34. A4 Paper Proportions and International Standards (1:20:38–1:23:45) A rant against the A4 paper standard criticizes its proportions as "ugly" and "creepy" compared to the US Letter format. The speaker argues that A4 does not follow the Fibonacci or Golden Ratio, leading to an "unpleasant" visual experience that irritates international listeners. 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Keywords: intuit, scott cook, [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [salesmanship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/salesmanship.md), [cynicism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cynicism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/39.md) ### 40. Police Entrapment and Naked Officer Stings (1:39:09–1:42:17) A "Police State News Bulletin" reports on a sting operation in Columbus, Ohio, where a female officer was stripped naked in a park to lure "perverts." A firefighter was arrested and found guilty despite entrapment concerns. The segment also mentions New York City subway stings where citizens are arrested for picking up "lost" wallets or iPods. 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Keywords: [amazon ring](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon-ring.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [eula](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eula.md), [neighborhood watch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neighborhood-watch.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/41.md) ### 42. Shark Tank Investment and Reality TV Tropes (1:46:06–1:49:47) A host reveals they were invited to be a "shark" on the show Shark Tank but declined because they refused to invest their own money in the pitched products. The segment also criticizes the "reveal" trope in reality TV, where winners are announced only after a commercial break, leading the speaker to stop watching such shows entirely. 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Keywords: [tide](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tide.md), colgate palmolive, laundry detergent, [phosphates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phosphates.md), [epa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/epa.md), liquid soap [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1201-john-s-story-time/chapter/44.md) ### 45. Model UN Experience and Roberts Rules of Order (1:55:34–1:58:34) A recollection of participating in a "Model UN" event in Berkeley during high school. The speaker describes learning "Robert's Rules of Order" and the "childish" nature of students using "points of personal privilege" and "points of information" to show off, drawing parallels to modern political meetings. 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