# Balderdash!

> Impeachment hearings reveal the circular nature of military aid while Ukrainian officials demand an investigation into multi-billion dollar money laundering schemes involving prominent American political families.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1192
- **Published:** 2019-11-24
- **Length:** 2h 55m
- **Topics:** [Impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), [Hunter Biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hunter-biden.md), World Data Organization, [Fartgate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fartgate.md), Uyghur detention, [Black Pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), Fitbit acquisition
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash

## About this episode

The impeachment hearings led by Chairman Adam Schiff and Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman take center stage as the broadcast deconstructs the mechanics of security assistance and Foreign Military Financing. Representative Mike Turner’s questioning of Ambassador Gordon Sondland reveals a lack of direct orders regarding a quid pro quo, while Ambassador Kurt Volker confirms Ukrainian officials were unaware of any linked investigations. The narrative highlights how taxpayer funds for Javelin missiles cycle back into the American military-industrial complex under the guise of promoting democracy.

Ukrainian MPs call for an investigation into Franklin Templeton Investments and the Yanukovych family for allegedly laundering $7.4 billion through schemes linked to Hunter Biden. In the Democratic primary, Elizabeth Warren faces scrutiny for mathematical errors regarding her wealth tax, while Andrew Yang proposes a World Data Organization that critics view as a framework for global surveillance. International tensions rise as Australian MPs Andrew Hastie and James Patterson are denied Chinese visas following their criticism of Uyghur detention camps and the erosion of autonomy in Hong Kong.

Satirical edits from Lucky TV parody Prince Andrew’s BBC interview and his unusual medical claims regarding Jeffrey Epstein. The hosts analyze the viral Fartgate moment involving Eric Swalwell and Chris Matthews, debating the acoustics of MSNBC’s studio. Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, attempts to censor a 60 Minutes Australia interview, providing a stark contrast to the decentralized investigative power of the internet.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/transcript.md.

### 1. Pickled Cauliflower, Turnips, and Television Week Criticism (0:00–4:53)

The hosts open the broadcast from Austin, Texas, and Northern Silicon Valley, sharing culinary tips regarding pickled cauliflower and turnips. They criticize the recent week of American broadcast television as the worst in history due to boring programming. Specific frustration is directed at networks for interrupting regular shows to air impeachment hearings and political debates.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), pickled cauliflower, pickled turnips, broadcast history, impeachment hearings, television programming

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Impeachment Hearings, Ambassador Appointments, and Political Hearsay (4:53–7:15)

A critique of the impeachment hearings led by Chairman Adam Schiff focuses on the reliance on hearsay and policy disagreements rather than concrete proof. The discussion highlights the tradition of awarding plum ambassadorships in the EU, London, Paris, and the Vatican to wealthy campaign donors and bundlers. Elizabeth Warren is noted for her public stance against appointing big donors to such positions.

Keywords: [adam schiff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-schiff.md), impeachment hearings, [ambassadors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ambassadors.md), donor bundling, [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [vatican](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vatican.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Ukraine Security Assistance, Foreign Military Financing, and Javelin Missiles (7:15–11:26)

Congressman Will Hurd questions Defense Department official Laura Cooper regarding the mechanics of security assistance and Foreign Military Financing (FMF) for Ukraine. The explanation details how taxpayer funds move through the Treasury to purchase US military equipment like Javelin missiles, effectively cycling money back into the American military-industrial complex. The hosts characterize "security assistance" as a euphemism for weapon sales.

Keywords: [will hurd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/will-hurd.md), laura cooper, [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [security assistance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/security-assistance.md), fmf, usai, [javelin missiles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/javelin-missiles.md), [military industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Ukraine Aid Transparency, NGO Funding, and USAID Involvement (11:26–14:41)

An investigation into $5 billion in aid sent to Ukraine since 1992 reveals significant funding directed toward non-governmental organizations (NGOs) for "civic engagement" and "investigative journalism." Concerns are raised regarding the lack of transparency in OMB memos and the role of USAID in funding groups that influence foreign electoral processes. The narrative suggests these funds are often used to install preferred political regimes under the guise of promoting democracy.

Keywords: [omb](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/omb.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [usaid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usaid.md), [huffington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huffington-post.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), non-governmental organizations, democracy promotion

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Franklin Templeton Investments, Hunter Biden, and Money Laundering Allegations (14:43–19:25)

Ukrainian members of parliament have called for an investigation into the alleged legalization of $7.4 billion by the Yanukovych family through Franklin Templeton Investments, a firm linked to Hunter Biden. The report, initially carried by Interfax, suggests a round-robin money laundering scheme benefiting DNC donors. Additionally, the role of former Ukrainian Finance Minister Natalie Jaresko is scrutinized regarding her management of investment funds before her move to a financial oversight board in Puerto Rico.

Keywords: interfax, franklin templeton, [hunter biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hunter-biden.md), [viktor yanukovych](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viktor-yanukovych.md), [natalie jaresko](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/natalie-jaresko.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Ambassador Gordon Sondland, Mike Turner, and Media Narratives (19:26–24:21)

Representative Mike Turner's questioning of Ambassador Gordon Sondland is highlighted as a pivotal moment where Sondland admitted his testimony regarding a "quid pro quo" was based on personal presumption rather than direct orders from President Trump. Despite this admission, mainstream media outlets like CNN and MSNBC are criticized for framing the testimony as a "bombshell" or "blowtorch" against the administration. The hosts argue the hearings serve as a smokescreen for deeper corruption.

Keywords: [gordon sondland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gordon-sondland.md), [mike turner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-turner.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), presumption

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Ambassador Kurt Volker, Media Collusion, and Public Perception (24:22–27:26)

Ambassador Kurt Volker testified that President Trump never explicitly tied Ukrainian aid to investigations into Burisma or the Bidens, and that Ukrainian officials were unaware of any such link. The discussion posits that the impeachment process is a political tool designed to shape public opinion through media repetition, comparing it to historical propaganda efforts like the Gulf of Tonkin incident. The hosts assert that media organizations prioritize ratings and progressive agendas over factual reporting.

Keywords: kurt volker, [burisma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/burisma.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [gulf of tonkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gulf-of-tonkin.md), [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [ratings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ratings.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman, Adam Schiff, and Whistleblower Protection (27:29–32:18)

During the impeachment hearings, Lieutenant Colonel Alexander Vindman's testimony was interrupted by Chairman Adam Schiff when questioning by Devin Nunes neared the potential identification of the whistleblower. Vindman, appearing in full military dress, discussed his coordination of interagency policy regarding the July 25th phone call. The hosts highlight the tension between the committee's stated goal of protecting the whistleblower and the witnesses' claims of not knowing the individual's identity.

Keywords: [alexander vindman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexander-vindman.md), [devin nunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/devin-nunes.md), [adam schiff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-schiff.md), [whistleblower](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistleblower.md), [national security council](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-security-council.md), [purple heart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/purple-heart.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Old Media Rules, Internet Investigation, and Fartgate (32:20–34:47)

The hosts contrast the "old rules" of legacy media with the decentralized investigative power of the internet. A viral moment dubbed "Fartgate," involving a loud noise during an MSNBC interview between Chris Matthews and Eric Swalwell, is analyzed. While Swalwell denied responsibility, the hosts debate whether the sound originated from a leather chair in the studio or the halls of Congress, noting the entertainment value such gaffes provide in an otherwise dry news cycle.

Keywords: [m5m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/m5m.md), [new media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-media.md), [eric swalwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-swalwell.md), [chris matthews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-matthews.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [flatulence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flatulence.md), [viral video](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/viral-video.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Sarah Ferguson, 60 Minutes Australia, and Media Control (34:47–37:22)

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York, is shown attempting to control a television interview on 60 Minutes Australia by demanding the deletion of footage regarding a past cash-for-access scandal. The hosts use this as an example of how "old media" elites attempt to manage their public image. The segment highlights the friction between the interviewer's questions and the Duchess's refusal to discuss topics not related to her book promotion.

Keywords: [sarah ferguson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-ferguson.md), [duchess of york](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/duchess-of-york.md), [60 minutes australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/60-minutes-australia.md), [prince andrew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prince-andrew.md), media elites, [book promotion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/book-promotion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Prince Andrew, BBC Interview, and Lucky TV Parody (37:24–38:49)

A satirical edit from the Dutch program Lucky TV parodies Prince Andrew's disastrous BBC interview regarding his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein and accuser Virginia Roberts. The parody mocks the Prince's unusual medical excuses, such as his claim that he cannot sweat. The hosts discuss how such comedy and "deep fake" style parodies are becoming a primary way people consume and process news events.

Keywords: [prince andrew](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/prince-andrew.md), [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), lucky tv, [virginia roberts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia-roberts.md), [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Dutch Christmas Traditions, Sinterklaas, and Stale Bread (39:02–41:26)

A listener from Holland sent a care package of traditional Dutch Christmas treats, prompting a discussion on stroopwafels, pepernoten, and Sinterklaas traditions. The hosts joke that many Dutch holiday foods are essentially different forms of "stale bread." They also briefly mention the cultural controversy surrounding "Black Pete" (Zwarte Piet) in the Netherlands, which has become a focal point for social debate in recent years.

Keywords: [holland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/holland.md), [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), [stroopwafels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stroopwafels.md), pepernoten, [black pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), christmas food

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Eric Swalwell, Chris Matthews, and Public Flatulence (41:27–46:20)

Returning to the "Fartgate" incident, the hosts provide a technical breakdown of how flatulence sounds are captured by lavalier microphones versus boom mics. They speculate on the acoustics of the MSNBC studio and the reaction of Eric Swalwell. The conversation shifts to the social stigma of flatulence, particularly for women, and the perceived "punk" attitude of certain politicians.

Keywords: [eric swalwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eric-swalwell.md), [chris matthews](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chris-matthews.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [fartgate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fartgate.md), leather chairs, [social stigma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-stigma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Joe Biden, Eye Discoloration, and Debate Gaffes (46:23–53:33)

Observations from the Democratic primary debate suggest Joe Biden's eyes appeared unusually dark, leading to speculation about the use of tinted contacts to hide subconjunctival hemorrhages or the effects of medication. Biden's performance is criticized for multiple verbal stumbles regarding Medicare and his inability to clearly articulate his policy plans. The hosts characterize the campaign's management of Biden as "elder abuse" and mock a follow-up fundraising video featuring his campaign manager.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [medicare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medicare.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), sclera, [amphetamines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amphetamines.md), debate gaffes, [elder abuse](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elder-abuse.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Cory Booker, Virtue Signaling, and Gender-Neutral Language (53:36–58:28)

Senator Cory Booker is criticized for using gender-neutral pronouns like "they" when referring to a singular future president, which the hosts label as "virtue signaling." An anecdote from a former Boeing employee illustrates the long history of such linguistic shifts in corporate and media environments. The discussion explores the perceived awkwardness of replacing "he or she" with "they" to satisfy "political police."

Keywords: [cory booker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cory-booker.md), [virtue signaling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtue-signaling.md), [gender-neutral](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-neutral.md), [pronouns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pronouns.md), [political correctness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-correctness.md), [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Cory Booker, Marijuana Legalization, and Privilege (58:29–59:19)

During the debate, Cory Booker challenged Joe Biden's stance on marijuana legalization, famously quipping that Biden might have been "high" when he made previous statements. Booker argued that marijuana is already effectively legal for "privileged people," a line the hosts find effective despite their skepticism of Booker's overall platform.

Keywords: [cory booker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cory-booker.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [criminal justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/criminal-justice.md), [privilege](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privilege.md), cancer survivors, [debate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debate.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Tulsi Gabbard, Kamala Harris, and Regime Change Wars (59:20–1:08:30)

The Democratic debate featured a sharp exchange between Tulsi Gabbard and Kamala Harris, which the hosts believe was a coordinated setup by moderators to help Harris's struggling campaign. Gabbard criticized the "Bush-Clinton-Trump foreign policy doctrine" of regime change wars and the influence of the military-industrial complex. Harris responded by attacking Gabbard's past appearances on Fox News and her refusal to label Bashar al-Assad a war criminal.

Keywords: [tulsi gabbard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tulsi-gabbard.md), [kamala harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kamala-harris.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [regime change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/regime-change.md), [military industrial complex](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military-industrial-complex.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [bashar al-assad](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bashar-al-assad.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Elizabeth Warren, Wealth Tax Math, and Media Bias (1:08:30–1:13:10)

Elizabeth Warren is called out for repeated mathematical errors during the debate while explaining her proposed wealth tax, specifically confusing "millions" and "billions." The hosts argue that the moderators' failure to correct her demonstrates a clear bias in favor of her candidacy. They describe the event as "The Elizabeth Warren Show," noting that she received a disproportionate amount of speaking time in the first half-hour.

Keywords: [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [wealth tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wealth-tax.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), math errors, [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [billionaires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/billionaires.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Andrew Yang, World Data Organization, and New World Order (1:13:11–1:16:39)

Andrew Yang's debate performance is scrutinized for his proposal to create a "World Data Organization" (WDO) similar to the WTO. Yang argued that data is the "new oil" and requires international oversight. The hosts interpret this as a call for total global control over personal information and dossiers, leading them to "disqualify" Yang for his explicit embrace of a "World Order" framework.

Keywords: [andrew yang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/andrew-yang.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [nato](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nato.md), world data organization, [wto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wto.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md), [data privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/19.md)

### 20. No Agenda Stream, Nut Sap, and Millennial Milk Trends (1:16:40–1:20:01)

The hosts promote the No Agenda Stream and the Gitmo list before discussing the decline of traditional dairy consumption. They mock the millennial preference for "nut sap" or "nut slurry" (plant-based milks), debating the ingredients used to keep these liquids in suspension. The segment includes a humorous exchange about the "cow pus" narrative often used by activists to discourage drinking cow's milk.

Keywords: [no agenda stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-stream.md), [mike riley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-riley.md), nut milk, [almond milk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/almond-milk.md), cow milk, [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Executive Producer Contributions, Luge Goat Karma, and Dirty Dick Bangs (1:20:03–1:29:43)

The show acknowledges significant financial contributions from "Executive Producers" and "Barons," including a lottery winner and a donor who sent a "War and Peace" style note. A discussion on generational labels arises, with a donor claiming Generation X is being unfairly lumped in with Boomers. The segment concludes with "Luge Goat Karma" for a professional athlete and a birthday shout-out for the children of a donor known as "Baron Dirty Dick Bangs."

Keywords: reed gilbert, [david fugazotto](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-fugazotto.md), [generation x](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/generation-x.md), luge world cup, [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Lara Logan, No Agenda Trademark, and Legal Disputes (1:29:44–1:36:46)

The hosts address the announcement of a new Fox Nation show titled "No Agenda with Lara Logan." They express concern over potential trademark infringement and consumer confusion, noting that their podcast has dominated search results for the term "No Agenda" for over a decade. While they admire Logan's past work, they discuss the necessity of taking legal action to protect their brand, despite a general distaste for lawyers.

Keywords: [lara logan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lara-logan.md), [fox nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fox-nation.md), [trademark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trademark.md), [lanham act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lanham-act.md), [intellectual property](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intellectual-property.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Off The Grid Phone, Geolocation, and VPN Skepticism (1:36:47–1:40:51)

The "Off The Grid" (OTG) report features a review of a new flip phone that lacks advanced tracking features. The host notes that using the phone's hotspot causes geolocation services to incorrectly place him in Dallas rather than Austin, providing a layer of privacy. The segment also touches on skepticism regarding the security of Virtual Private Networks (VPNs), suggesting they may be compromised by state actors.

Keywords: [otg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/otg.md), [flip phone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flip-phone.md), [at&t](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/at-t.md), [t-mobile](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-mobile.md), [geolocation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geolocation.md), [vpn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vpn.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Windows 10 Privacy, O&O ShutUp10, and Linux Frustrations (1:40:51–1:47:47)

To combat Windows 10's built-in advertising and telemetry, the hosts discuss the "O&O ShutUp10" tool, which allows users to disable dozens of spying features. They also recount the perennial frustration of trying to install Linux (specifically Ubuntu or Mint) on hardware like the Surface Go, citing BIOS issues and inconsistent installation instructions as major barriers to leaving the Microsoft ecosystem.

Keywords: [windows 10](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/windows-10.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), o&o shutup10, [linux](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linux.md), [ubuntu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ubuntu.md), [surface go](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surface-go.md), [bios](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bios.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Uber Audio Recording, Passenger Safety, and Privacy Consent (1:47:50–1:51:21)

Uber is piloting a new feature in Latin America that allows riders and drivers to record audio during trips to improve safety following reports of sexual assault. The hosts discuss the legal complexities of recording consent in the United States and the broader trend of accepting constant surveillance. They compare this to the ubiquity of Ring doorbells and the diminishing expectation of privacy in public spaces.

Keywords: [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md), [lyft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lyft.md), [audio recording](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audio-recording.md), passenger safety, [privacy laws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy-laws.md), [consent](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/consent.md), [ring doorbell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ring-doorbell.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Google Fitbit Acquisition, Health Data, and Dame Sarah (1:51:21–1:53:56)

The Australian consumer watchdog (ACCC) has issued a warning regarding Google's $3 billion acquisition of Fitbit, citing concerns over the long-term use of sensitive health data. Despite Google's assurances that the data will not be used for advertising, critics point to past instances where tech giants changed their terms of service after an acquisition. Australian media personality Dame Sarah is credited for highlighting these privacy risks.

Keywords: [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [fitbit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fitbit.md), accc, [health data](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-data.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), dame sarah

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Black Pete Controversy, Google Assistant Racism, and Bricked Phones (1:54:00–1:57:27)

The ongoing social conflict in the Netherlands over "Black Pete" is discussed, with reports that millennials working as Google Assistant raters are hearing an "unparalleled" amount of racist queries from Dutch users. On a personal note, one host reports that his new "Off The Grid" blue phone has bricked and refuses to boot, leading to a joke about the ultimate privacy phone being one with no battery.

Keywords: [black pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [google assistant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-assistant.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), tech failure

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Australian MPs Denied China Visas and Uyghur Muslim Detention (1:57:28–2:01:06)

Two Australian Members of Parliament, Andrew Hastie and James Patterson, were denied visas to China after criticizing Beijing's human rights record. The Chinese embassy suggested they could visit if they "repented" for their mistakes. The hosts discuss the growing international focus on the detention of one million Uyghur Muslims in re-education camps, noting it has become a significant geopolitical "meme" used to pressure the Chinese government.

Keywords: [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), andrew hastie, [james patterson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-patterson.md), [uyghurs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uyghurs.md), muslim minorities, [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Global Unrest, Georgia Protests, and Hong Kong Autonomy (2:01:07–2:04:24)

Protests have erupted in Tbilisi, Georgia, after parliament failed to pass electoral reforms, leading to clashes with police. This is framed as part of a larger wave of global unrest, including gasoline price protests in Iran and the ongoing crisis in Hong Kong. The hosts criticize China for failing to honor the "one country, two systems" agreement that was supposed to guarantee Hong Kong's autonomy until 2047.

Keywords: [georgia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/georgia.md), [tbilisi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tbilisi.md), [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [hong kong](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hong-kong.md), [carrie lam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carrie-lam.md), [proportional representation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/proportional-representation.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Donald Trump's Walter Reed Visit and Neurological Health Speculation (2:04:25–2:12:29)

President Trump's unscheduled visit to Walter Reed Medical Center sparked intense media speculation about his health, with some outlets suggesting a heart attack. Trump dismissed the claims, stating he was completing part of a routine physical and visiting an injured soldier. However, a CNN medical analyst questioned the "routine" nature of the visit, suggesting potential neurological issues or "small strokes" based on the President's occasional verbal slips.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [walter reed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walter-reed.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [usmca](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/usmca.md), neurological health, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [heart attack](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heart-attack.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, and Ferengi Comparisons (2:12:30–2:15:15)

The hosts engage in lighthearted speculation about the physical appearance of presidential candidates, suggesting Bernie Sanders may have used Botox to smooth his forehead. They also compare Joe Biden's head shape to a Ferengi character from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, specifically Quark. The discussion touches on how cosmetic procedures like Botox can supposedly inhibit the ability to feel or express genuine emotions.

Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [botox](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/botox.md), ferengi, [star trek](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/star-trek.md), deep space nine, [facial expressions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-expressions.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Knighting Ceremony, Associate Executive Producers, and Marxist Accusations (2:15:17–2:25:43)

A new group of "Knights" is inducted into the No Agenda Roundtable, including a "Wisconsin Millennial" who provided data on the video game industry's "loot box" controversy. The hosts respond to a donor's criticism that they unfairly label all left-wing thought as "Marxist" or "Socialist." They defend their analysis by pointing out that candidates like Bernie Sanders and AOC explicitly identify as socialists, and they reiterate their view of the Netherlands as a social-democratic state.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), [corey ainsworth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corey-ainsworth.md), [alexandria ocasio-cortez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexandria-ocasio-cortez.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), [marxism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marxism.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Suicide Prevention, Knight of South China, and Meetup Announcements (2:25:44–2:32:47)

The show acknowledges a somber request for "mental health karma" following a suicide attempt by a colleague's daughter. In a lighter segment, a donor from China is knighted as the "Knight of South China." The hosts also announce upcoming No Agenda meetups in The Hague, Sydney, and College Station, Texas, encouraging listeners to gather and "propagate the formula."

Keywords: [suicide prevention](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suicide-prevention.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [sydney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sydney.md), [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Child Brides in Nigeria and Deutsche Welle Report (2:32:50–2:37:18)

A Deutsche Welle report on child marriage in Northern Nigeria is discussed, featuring an interview with a man who believes girls as young as six are not too young to be married. The hosts express shock at the practice and question the continued provision of foreign aid to regions where such human rights violations occur. They debate the limits of "cultural relativism" when faced with the forced marriage of children.

Keywords: [nigeria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigeria.md), child marriage, [deutsche welle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deutsche-welle.md), kaduna state, cultural practices, [human rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/human-rights.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Mitt Romney, Vape Legislation, and Trump's Policy Reversal (2:37:20–2:41:09)

Senator Mitt Romney has proposed legislation to ban flavored vapes and impose new excise taxes on nicotine products, which the hosts view as a move to protect the Master Settlement Agreement funds tied to traditional tobacco. Meanwhile, President Trump appears to be reversing his earlier support for a total flavor ban, announcing meetings with vaping industry representatives to find a solution that balances children's safety with job preservation.

Keywords: [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [vaping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaping.md), [nicotine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicotine.md), [tobacco industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tobacco-industry.md), [excise tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/excise-tax.md), [flavored vapes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/flavored-vapes.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/35.md)

### 36. South Dakota Meth Campaign and Reverse Psychology (2:41:10–2:45:00)

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem launched a controversial anti-meth campaign with the slogan "Meth. We're on it." The campaign has been widely mocked on social media for its perceived double entendre, as "on meth" usually implies drug use. The hosts deconstruct the ad's effectiveness, noting that while the messaging is confusing, the massive amount of attention it received suggests it may have succeeded as a "shock" tactic.

Keywords: [south dakota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/south-dakota.md), [kristi noem](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kristi-noem.md), meth campaign, [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [double entendre](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-entendre.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Julian Assange, UN Child Custody Report, and Nancy Pelosi (2:45:00–2:47:55)

The segment covers several brief news items, including Sweden dropping its rape investigation into Julian Assange and a retracted UN report about children in US immigration custody. The UN report was initially used to criticize the Trump administration before it was revealed the data was from 2015 during the Obama presidency. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi is mocked for a verbal slip where she referred to the United States as a "continent."

Keywords: [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [fake news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-news.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Bill Barr's Federalist Society Speech and Show Outro (2:48:00–2:54:58)

The show concludes with a clip of Attorney General Bill Barr speaking to the Federalist Society about the "holy mission" of progressives to remake society through state power. The hosts sign off with their traditional credits, mentioning Opportunity Zone 33 and FEMA Region 6. The final moments include a reminder that "Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself" and a series of "end of show mixes" featuring debate highlights and host banter.

Keywords: [bill barr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-barr.md), [federalist society](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federalist-society.md), [progressivism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/progressivism.md), constitutional norms, [jeffrey epstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeffrey-epstein.md), [end of show mix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/end-of-show-mix.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1192-balderdash/chapter/38.md)

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