# Vooden Sporks

> Tractor protests clog the Netherlands as satirical climate stunts at town halls expose a growing rift in media literacy and international environmental policy.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1179
- **Published:** 2019-10-10
- **Length:** 2h 45m
- **Topics:** [Dutch Farmers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dutch-farmers.md), [Impeachment Inquiry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment-inquiry.md), Avogadro Number, [Paul Pelosi Jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-pelosi-jr.md), Wooden Sporks, [Beto O'Rourke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beto-o-rourke.md), [Ham Radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks

## About this episode

Dutch farmers paralyzed the Netherlands this week, driving tractors into The Hague to protest strict EU nitrogen emission limits that mandate a 50% reduction in livestock. The massive demonstration created 700 miles of traffic jams as agricultural workers fought back against unelected technocrats and environmental bureaucrats. Protesters have now threatened to target Schiphol Airport if the government continues to enforce the nitrogen measurement standards derived from Avogadro's number calculations.

In the United States, a LaRouchePAC activist performed a satirical 'eat the babies' stunt at a Queens town hall hosted by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, sparking a media literacy crisis among conservative commentators. Meanwhile, Speaker Nancy Pelosi defended Adam Schiff's dramatic parody of the Trump-Zelensky transcript as the impeachment inquiry intensifies. Reports from LBC's Simon Marks highlight the legal implications of Donald Trump's calls for China to investigate Hunter Biden, while video resurfaces of Paul Pelosi Jr. engaging in Ukrainian corporate governance initiatives. In London, Police Commissioner Cressida Dick faced scrutiny over the Extinction Rebellion pink yacht protest in Oxford Circus, and Amsterdam Mayor Femke Halsema promoted wooden sporks alongside Bill de Blasio despite local trash collection scandals.

Host banter turns to the 'nothing burger' challenge where a clip finally proves a long-denied linguistic slip. The segment also features a breakdown of Kate McKinnon's portrayal of Elizabeth Warren on Saturday Night Live and a bizarre update on the arrest of the 'Sexy Vegan' following a Dr. Phil appearance. The show concludes with a technical guide to Ham Radio 2.0 and the All-Star node network.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/transcript.md.

### 1. Avogadro Number, Chemistry Calculations for Agriculture (0:00–2:12)

The discussion clarifies the distinction between "avogadro" and "avocado" following a producer's correction regarding a previous donation note. Avogadro's number, 6.022 times 10^23, is defined as the constant used by researchers to calculate moles for chemical reactions and dilutions. This mathematical concept is linked to the nitrogen measurement issues currently affecting the agricultural sector in the Netherlands.

Keywords: avogadro number, [chemistry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chemistry.md), moles, [agriculture](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/agriculture.md), [nitrogen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nitrogen.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Dutch Farmers Protest, EU Technocracy and Livestock Cuts (2:12–4:36)

Farmers in the Netherlands organized a massive protest, driving tractors to The Hague and creating 700 miles of traffic jams to oppose strict nitrogen emission limits. The government mandate requires a 50% reduction in total livestock and lower speed limits to meet EU environmental standards. Protesters have threatened to escalate actions by targeting Schiphol Airport to fight against the influence of unelected technocrats and bureaucrats.

Keywords: [the hague](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-hague.md), [schiphol airport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/schiphol-airport.md), [nitrogen emissions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nitrogen-emissions.md), [livestock](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/livestock.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [tractors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tractors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Austin City Limits Festival, Guns N' Roses Headliners (4:37–6:28)

The Austin City Limits music festival is currently taking place over two weekends at Zilker Park in Austin, Texas. Major headliners for the event include Childish Gambino, Guns N' Roses, and The Cure. Local traffic congestion has increased significantly due to the influx of attendees visiting the downtown area for the performances.

Keywords: [austin city limits](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin-city-limits.md), [zilker park](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zilker-park.md), childish gambino, [guns n' roses](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guns-n-roses.md), [the cure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-cure.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/3.md)

### 4. AOC Town Hall, Eat the Babies Satire (6:29–9:57)

During a town hall meeting in Queens, a woman representing the LaRouchePAC performed a satirical stunt by suggesting that people should "eat the babies" to solve the climate crisis. Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez responded by treating the woman with concern, later stating she believed the attendee was having a personal crisis. The performance utilized an accent and aesthetic meant to parody climate activist Greta Thunberg.

Keywords: [alexandria ocasio-cortez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexandria-ocasio-cortez.md), [green new deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-new-deal.md), larouchepac, [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [climate crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-crisis.md), [queens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queens.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Media Literacy, Jonathan Swift's Modest Proposal (9:57–14:52)

The reaction to the "eat the babies" stunt highlights a lack of media literacy, as many conservative commentators and YouTubers treated the satire as a genuine leftist proposal. This modern incident is compared to Jonathan Swift's 1729 essay, "A Modest Proposal," which suggested the Irish poor sell their children as food to the rich as a satirical critique of economic policy. The discussion also touches on 1980s media reports regarding the impoverished eating dog food during the Reagan administration.

Keywords: jonathan swift, a modest proposal, [satire](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/satire.md), [media outrage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-outrage.md), [dog food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dog-food.md), [poverty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/poverty.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Vladimir Putin, Greta Thunberg and Youth Activism (14:53–16:24)

Russian President Vladimir Putin expressed skepticism regarding the use of children and teenagers like Greta Thunberg to promote environmental agendas. While Putin acknowledged that drawing attention to acute environmental issues is positive, he condemned the exploitation of minors by adults for specific political or economic interests.

Keywords: [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [greta thunberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/greta-thunberg.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [youth activism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youth-activism.md), [exploitation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/exploitation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Amsterdam Mayor Femke Halsema, New York Trash Initiative (16:25–22:52)

Amsterdam Mayor Femke Halsema joined New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio to promote environmental initiatives, including a ban on plastic straws and utensils. Halsema highlighted Amsterdam's transition to wooden sporks, though the city currently faces significant trash collection issues and internal scandals involving the mayor's family. The segment reflects on the historical Dutch influence on New York's culture and the perceived regression of modern environmental policies.

Keywords: [femke halsema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/femke-halsema.md), [bill de blasio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-de-blasio.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [plastic ban](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/plastic-ban.md), wooden sporks, [new york city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-city.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Brexit Quagmire, Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage Analysis (22:54–27:57)

Prime Minister Boris Johnson faces a legislative deadlock as he insists the UK will leave the EU by October 31st despite lacking a parliamentary majority. Nigel Farage describes the internal struggle within the opposition to agree on an interim leader, as figures like Jeremy Corbyn lack broad support from expelled Tories and Liberal Democrats. The "Remain" faction fears Johnson may bypass extensions to force a "no-deal" exit or a tweaked version of Theresa May's treaty.

Keywords: [boris johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-johnson.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [house of commons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-commons.md), [jeremy corbyn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeremy-corbyn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/8.md)

### 9. London Police Commissioner, Extinction Rebellion Pink Yacht Protest (27:57–31:04)

London's Police Commissioner faced criticism during an LBC interview regarding the failure to quickly remove a large pink yacht placed in Oxford Circus by protesters. The Commissioner argued that specific legislation for intercepting such obstructions is lacking and that the law protects the right to democratic protest even when it causes disruption.

Keywords: oxford circus, [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), pink yacht, [extinction rebellion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/extinction-rebellion.md), [police commissioner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/police-commissioner.md), [protest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protest.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/9.md)

### 10. LBC Reporting, Trump Ukraine and China Investigations (31:05–39:48)

British correspondent Simon Marks reported for LBC on President Donald Trump's public calls for Ukraine and China to investigate Joe Biden and his son, Hunter Biden. The reporting frames these actions as potential violations of federal election law prohibiting the solicitation of foreign support. While Senator Mitt Romney criticized the move as "appalling," other Republicans like Marco Rubio suggested Trump was merely "needling" the press.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [lbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lbc.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Impeachment Mechanics, Public Opinion and High Crimes (39:48–43:49)

The process of impeachment is analyzed as a political tool that requires broad public support to be effective, rather than just legal evidence. The discussion notes that "misdemeanor" is a broad term that could encompass "unpresidential" behavior. For a conviction to occur, the Senate must act as judge and jury, requiring a two-thirds majority that currently seems unlikely without a significant shift in Republican sentiment.

Keywords: [impeachment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment.md), [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md), [senate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/senate.md), [house of representatives](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-representatives.md), high crimes, [misdemeanors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/misdemeanors.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Nancy Pelosi, Impeachment Inquiry and Adam Schiff Parody (43:50–50:16)

Speaker Nancy Pelosi defended the decision to proceed with an impeachment inquiry without a formal House vote, citing the need to protect the Republic from "irreparable damage." During an interview with George Stephanopoulos, Pelosi supported Chairman Adam Schiff's "dramatic interpretation" of the Trump-Zelensky phone call transcript. Critics argue that Schiff's parody and Pelosi's subsequent defense misrepresent the actual contents of the released transcript.

Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [adam schiff](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-schiff.md), [george stephanopoulos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-stephanopoulos.md), [impeachment inquiry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/impeachment-inquiry.md), [transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/transcript.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Rachel Maddow, Pence Impeachment Theory on The View (50:16–55:25)

Rachel Maddow appeared on "The View" to promote her book "Blowout" but primarily discussed a scenario where both Donald Trump and Mike Pence are impeached. This theory suggests that if Pence was aware of the Ukraine pressure campaign, he could also be removed, potentially elevating Nancy Pelosi to the presidency. The discussion characterizes this as a coordinated media narrative being pushed across various platforms.

Keywords: [rachel maddow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rachel-maddow.md), [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [mike pence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pence.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), blowout, [conspiracy theory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy-theory.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Joe Biden, Conflict of Interest Denials (55:26–58:33)

Joe Biden has forcefully denied any conflict of interest regarding his son Hunter Biden's business dealings in Ukraine while Joe served as Vice President. Biden's media strategy involves pivoting away from questions about his family to focus exclusively on Donald Trump's conduct. Analysts suggest the Democratic strategy relies heavily on anti-Trump sentiment rather than specific policy ideas.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [hunter biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hunter-biden.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), [conflict of interest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conflict-of-interest.md), [media strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-strategy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Paul Pelosi Jr., Ukraine Soccer and Corporate Governance (58:34–1:02:52)

Video footage has resurfaced showing Paul Pelosi Jr., son of Speaker Nancy Pelosi, in Kiev, Ukraine, discussing a "Corporate Governance Initiative" and soccer youth programs. Critics point out that he previously served as an executive for Viscoil, a gas and oil company, drawing parallels to Hunter Biden's involvement in the Ukrainian energy sector. The segment suggests this information will be used by conservative media to counter the impeachment narrative.

Keywords: [paul pelosi jr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-pelosi-jr.md), [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [kiev](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kiev.md), [ukraine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ukraine.md), viscoil, [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/15.md)

### 16. No Agenda Stream, Value for Value Art Generator (1:02:56–1:06:21)

The hosts discuss the "Value for Value" model, encouraging listener participation through the No Agenda Stream and the Art Generator website. They credit "NetNed" for the episode 1178 artwork featuring Dutch farmers and discuss the subjective nature of judging creative submissions. The system relies on a network of producers contributing time, talent, or treasure to sustain the show.

Keywords: [no agenda stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-stream.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), netned, [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Sponsor segment: Executive Producer Donations, Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch (1:06:21–1:14:06)

A significant donation of $1,062 from "Sir Anonymous of Dogpatch" prompts a discussion about potential codes hidden in donation amounts. The donor requested a correction to previous show notes to ensure proper billing order. Other donations are acknowledged, including a $1,000 "Insta-Knight" contribution from a producer named Ben in Yarmouth, Maine, who requested the title "Sir Hashtag Blessed."

Keywords: [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [dogpatch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogpatch.md), snail mail, code breaking

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Ham Radio 2.0, All-Star Node and Civility (1:14:07–1:22:04)

The podcast promotes "Ham Radio 2.0," a modernized version of amateur radio utilizing All-Star nodes and Asterix voice switching technology. Unlike the "outrage culture" of Twitter, ham radio is described as a civil network requiring licensing and respectful communication. Listeners are encouraged to visit k5acc.com to learn how to participate using inexpensive equipment and digital interfaces.

Keywords: [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), all-star node, [k5acc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/k5acc.md), asterix, [civility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civility.md), [amateur radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amateur-radio.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Sponsor segment: Producer Credits, Meetup Reports and Birthday Wishes (1:22:04–1:34:34)

The second donation segment acknowledges various producers, including "Sir Maxine Waters Gravel" and "Baron Austin of the Puget Sound." Reports from meetups in Minneapolis and Colorado are shared, alongside a "de-douching" for David Kyle, who submitted a paper on glacial activity. Birthday wishes are extended to Viscountess Dame Tanya and other community members.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [minneapolis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/minneapolis.md), sammamish, [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Willie Brown, Hillary Clinton and Jennifer Aniston (1:34:34–1:37:30)

Former San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown published a column in the San Francisco Chronicle suggesting that Hillary Clinton should be the Democratic nominee due to her brand recognition. In a separate tangent, the hosts discuss Jennifer Aniston's origins and a host's claim of meeting her at an Austin airport, which is contested by biographical facts stating she is from Los Angeles.

Keywords: [willie brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/willie-brown.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [jennifer aniston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jennifer-aniston.md), [san francisco chronicle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco-chronicle.md), [snl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snl.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Nothing Burger Challenge, Host Banter and Mistakes (1:37:30–1:43:36)

Following a challenge from a previous episode, a clip is played proving that one of the hosts did indeed use the phrase "nothing burger" despite his adamant denials. The host expresses mock shame and embarrassment for using the "Van Jones" terminology. The segment transitions into banter about Taylor Swift's performance on Saturday Night Live and her ranking among the hosts' favorite celebrities.

Keywords: [nothing burger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nothing-burger.md), host challenge, [apology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apology.md), [tourette's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tourette-s.md), [banter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/banter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/21.md)

### 22. SNL Weekend Update, Elizabeth Warren Promotion (1:43:37–1:49:13)

Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update" featured a segment with Kate McKinnon portraying Elizabeth Warren, which the hosts analyze as a calculated promotion by NBC. The sketch allowed the "fake" Warren to dismiss criticisms regarding corporate donors and billionaires in a humorous, relatable way. The hosts suggest this indicates the network's current preference for Warren over other Democratic candidates.

Keywords: [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), kate mckinnon, [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), weekend update

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Hillary Clinton, First Female President Ambition (1:49:13–1:54:02)

A theory is proposed that Hillary Clinton's sense of entitlement will prevent her from allowing Elizabeth Warren to become the first female president. Betting houses in England are reportedly offering 13-to-1 odds on Clinton becoming the nominee. The discussion notes Clinton's upcoming fundraiser and speculates she may eventually host SNL to promote a potential late entry into the 2020 race.

Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [elizabeth warren](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elizabeth-warren.md), [snl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/snl.md), [betting odds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/betting-odds.md), [fundraiser](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraiser.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Beto O'Rourke, Second Amendment and Militia History (1:54:03–1:58:13)

Beto O'Rourke argued against the "tyranny check" justification for the Second Amendment, claiming the issue was settled at Appomattox in 1865. O'Rourke referenced the "Trail of Tears" and early American militias to suggest that modern citizens with AR-15s could not effectively oppose a military with a $750 billion budget. Critics describe his historical comparisons as shallow and a misunderstanding of the purpose of civilian firearm ownership.

Keywords: [beto o'rourke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beto-o-rourke.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [ar-15](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ar-15.md), [militia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/militia.md), trail of tears

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Ring Doorbell Surveillance, Voluntary Spying and Skynet (1:58:14–2:00:31)

The proliferation of Ring doorbell cameras and new dashboard devices is characterized as a form of voluntary mass surveillance. The discussion highlights how local news frequently airs Ring footage of package thieves to normalize the technology. Concerns are raised regarding the "Skynet" implications of citizens paying to install cameras that provide law enforcement with continuous access to neighborhood data.

Keywords: [ring doorbell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ring-doorbell.md), [surveillance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/surveillance.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), police access, [skynet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skynet.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Pedestrian Deaths, 5G and Distracted Walking (2:00:32–2:04:09)

The Guardian reported a 41% increase in pedestrian deaths since 2008, attributing the rise to driver and pedestrian distraction. The article suggests that 5G technology and smart cars will eventually solve the problem by allowing vehicles to "see" pedestrians. The hosts mock the idea that 5G is a panacea for people walking into traffic while looking at their smartphones.

Keywords: [guardian](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guardian.md), [pedestrian safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedestrian-safety.md), [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [distracted walking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/distracted-walking.md), [autonomous vehicles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autonomous-vehicles.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Electric Vehicles, China Taxi Charging Lines (2:04:09–2:09:48)

While Tesla sees high sales in the Netherlands due to heavy subsidies and high gas prices, the infrastructure for electric vehicles remains a bottleneck. In China, electric taxi drivers report losing hours of work daily due to massive lines at charging stations. The segment also discusses the impracticality of battery-swapping warehouses and a host's interest in vintage steam-powered cars as an alternative to modern internal combustion engines.

Keywords: [tesla](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tesla.md), [elon musk](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elon-musk.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), electric taxis, [charging stations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charging-stations.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Joe Biden, Gaffe of the Week and Gender (2:09:49–2:12:43)

Joe Biden's "gaffe of the week" involves a campaign clip where he refers to angels in heaven as "male and female nurses." The comment drew backlash from his own supporters on the left for failing to acknowledge more than two genders. The hosts highlight the awkward sentence structure and the unintended political consequences of his phrasing.

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[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Twitch Streamer Jericho, McDonald's Sponsored Content Error (2:12:44–2:17:38)

Twitch personality Jericho was reportedly blackballed from brand deals after a "Freudian slip" during a sponsored stream for McDonald's and Uber Eats. While showing off promotional coins, he accidentally referred to them as "Whopper coins," mentioning a direct competitor. The error led to legal threats and the termination of his relationship with Twitch's high-level ad campaigns, illustrating the strict nature of corporate "native" advertising.

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[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Sponsor segment: Final Producer Credits, Negro Agenda and De-douching (2:17:39–2:24:45)

The final donation segment features a note from Brandon Johnson, who discusses the "Negro Agenda" podcast and his experience at a Massachusetts meetup. Various producers are "de-douched" and acknowledged for their contributions, including Sir Jim Zuckel and Dame Tanya. The segment emphasizes the importance of "boots on the ground" information provided by the listener community.

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[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Peerage Upgrades, Meetup Schedule and All-Star Node (2:24:45–2:33:43)

The show concludes with the official knighting of "Sir Hashtag Blessed" and "Sir Maxine Waters Gravel." A comprehensive list of upcoming meetups in Tokyo, Atlanta, and Nashville is provided, along with a detailed report from a recent gathering in Utrecht, Netherlands. Listeners are given final instructions on how to connect to the No Agenda ham radio All-Star node.

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[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Sexy Vegan Arrest, EU Salmon Fact Check, Sign-off (2:33:49–2:40:19)

A man known as "Sexy Vegan" was arrested for sexual assault on an animal, a follow-up to his previous appearance on Dr. Phil. A "Fact or Fake" segment from France 24 is analyzed, debunking claims about the EU importing GM salmon and chlorine-washed chicken. The hosts sign off with a review of the show's production and a promise of a future phone review.

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[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1179-vooden-sporks/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Episode 1179, End of Show Music Mix (2:40:29–2:45:17)

The episode concludes with a custom music mix featuring soundbites from the day's discussion, including clips of Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and the "eat the babies" satire. The mix incorporates themes of climate change, political corruption, and the "Value for Value" model.

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