# Miss Lawyer USA

> A lawyer takes the Miss USA crown as coordinated state-sponsored messaging hits independent media and the opioid crisis leads to unprecedented criminal racketeering charges for pharmaceutical executives.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1135
- **Published:** 2019-05-05
- **Length:** 2h 48m
- **Topics:** [Miss USA](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), Crown Act, Venezuela Coup, [Opioid Crisis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opioid-crisis.md), [African Swine Fever](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/african-swine-fever.md), Mormon CIA, Facebook Bans
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa

## About this episode

Cheslie Kryst of North Carolina secured the Miss USA 2019 title, signaling a shift toward professionalized, media-ready pageant winners. Kryst, a practicing attorney, utilized her platform to address the MeToo movement and millennial innovation while sporting a natural hairstyle. This victory coincided with California State Senator Holly Mitchell introducing the Crown Act to ban hair-based discrimination in workplaces and schools.

Coordinated email campaigns targeting independent media have surfaced, pressuring outlets to support the Trump administration's stance on Venezuela. These messages, which name-drop Elliott Abrams and John Bolton, appear to be state-sponsored psychological operations utilizing outdated form letters. Meanwhile, the Department of Justice has escalated its response to the opioid crisis, securing racketeering convictions against Insys Therapeutics executives and charging Rochester Drug Cooperative CEO Laurence Doud with conspiracy to distribute oxycodone.

Global health crises are mounting as African Swine Fever ravages the Chinese pork industry, threatening the stability of Xi Jinping's government. In the Democratic Republic of Congo, the Ebola outbreak has surpassed 1,500 cases amidst violent militia attacks on medical personnel. Back in San Francisco, a viral incident involving a dead raccoon at a McDonald's serves as a grim backdrop to the city's growing street-level instability.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/transcript.md.

### 1. Cinco de Mayo, Cy Young, and Newsletter Delivery Issues (0:00–4:44)

Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak open the show on May 5, 2019, discussing various holidays including Cinco de Mayo and Liberation Day in the Netherlands. Dvorak reports significant delivery issues with his recent newsletter, noting that many Gmail users failed to receive it. They speculate on whether specific keywords like "bank passwords" triggered spam filters or if the inclusion of a photo of Dvorak's grandson, Theodore, affected the distribution.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [cinco de mayo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cinco-de-mayo.md), cy young, [mailchimp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mailchimp.md), [gmail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gmail.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Personal Anniversaries and Truelux Dinner (4:46–6:30)

The hosts share personal updates regarding their respective relationships and anniversaries. One host mentions celebrating a fourth anniversary of a first date, while the other discusses a dinner outing at Truelux in downtown Austin. The conversation briefly touches on how women tend to track specific dates and milestones in relationships more closely than men.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), truelux, [anniversary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/anniversary.md), [dating](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dating.md), [relationship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/relationship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Venezuela Coup Deconstruction and Coordinated Email Campaign (6:31–10:02)

Adam Curry describes receiving three nearly identical, coordinated emails demanding the show change its stance on Venezuela to support the Trump administration's efforts. The emails specifically pressure the hosts to endorse figures like John Bolton and Elliott Abrams while citing YouTube videos by Dr. Steve Pachanek. The hosts analyze these messages as a "techno expert" operation likely originating from state-affiliated actors or organized diaspora groups.

Keywords: [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md), [nicolas maduro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nicolas-maduro.md), [juan guaido](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/juan-guaido.md), steve pachanek, [elliott abrams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elliott-abrams.md), [john bolton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-bolton.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Analyzing Pro-Coup Form Letters and State Department Tactics (10:02–17:02)

The hosts read through multiple form letters that use similar phrasing, such as accusing the show of misleading "viewers" despite it being an audio podcast. They deconstruct the rhetoric used in these emails, which advocate for military intervention and precision strikes against the Maduro regime. They conclude that the clumsy nature of the outreach suggests outdated 1950s-style psychological operation tactics being applied to modern media.

Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), form letters, steve pachanek, [venezuela](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/venezuela.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Vanessa Neumann and BBC Coverage of Venezuela (17:03–20:18)

A clip from the BBC features Vanessa Neumann, a representative for Juan Guaidó, discussing the ongoing efforts to flip the Venezuelan military. Neumann characterizes the Maduro government as the world's largest drug cartel and the primary provider of narcotics to the United Kingdom. The hosts critique the interview, suggesting that the opposition's narrative is becoming increasingly desperate and "hinky" as the attempted coup stalls.

Keywords: [bbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bbc.md), vanessa neumann, [juan guaido](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/juan-guaido.md), [military](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military.md), drug cartel, [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Steve Pachanek and State Department Techno Experts (20:19–24:39)

John C. Dvorak considers reaching out to Steve Pachanek to ask if he is aware his name is being used in coordinated email campaigns. They revisit the concept of "techno experts" originally promoted by the Hillary Clinton State Department to circumvent internet censorship in foreign regimes. The segment includes a brief audio clip of a State Department briefing involving journalist Matt Lee.

Keywords: steve pachanek, [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [matt lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lee.md), [farsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/farsi.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/6.md)

### 7. California Senate Bill 188 and the Crown Act (24:40–27:53)

California State Senator Holly Mitchell introduces Senate Bill 188, also known as the Crown Act, which aims to prohibit discrimination based on natural hair textures and protective styles. The bill seeks to challenge Eurocentric standards of professionalism in the workplace and schools. Mitchell notes that Google searches for "unprofessional hairstyles" frequently yielded images of Black women with natural hair.

Keywords: holly mitchell, crown act, natural hair, [discrimination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/discrimination.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [workplace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workplace.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Natural Hair Discrimination at Montverde Academy (27:53–32:32)

A news report details a controversy at Montverde Academy in Lake County, Florida, where a 16-year-old student was told her natural hair violated the school's dress code. The school's handbook specifically prohibited "dread-like" hair, which the student's parents argued was an ambiguous policy used to target specific groups. The hosts discuss this as part of a broader movement regarding appearance-based discrimination.

Keywords: montverde academy, [lake county](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lake-county.md), [florida](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/florida.md), [dress code](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dress-code.md), dreadlocks, [discrimination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/discrimination.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Incrementalism in Anti-Discrimination Laws (32:32–34:13)

The hosts discuss the potential long-term implications of hair-based anti-discrimination laws, suggesting they are an incremental step toward broader protections for all physical appearances. They speculate that future laws might force employers to hire individuals with extreme body modifications, such as facial tattoos, gauged ears, or subdermal implants. They argue that while hair is natural, other modifications are choices that impact customer-facing roles.

Keywords: [discrimination](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/discrimination.md), [body modification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-modification.md), [workplace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/workplace.md), incrementalism, [social justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-justice.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Miss USA 2019 Political Questions and Results (34:13–38:11)

John C. Dvorak reviews the Miss USA 2019 pageant, focusing on the winner, Cheslie Kryst of North Carolina, and the political nature of the competition. He notes that Kryst, a lawyer, emphasized her professional background and wore her hair in a natural style. The hosts critique the diversity-focused questions asked of the finalists and suggest the outcome felt semi-rigged to favor specific political narratives.

Keywords: [miss usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), cheslie kryst, [north carolina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-carolina.md), [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md), [politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/politics.md), [pageant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pageant.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Miss Arkansas and the Racial Division Question (38:11–40:24)

During the Miss USA pageant, Miss Arkansas is asked why the United States remains racially divided despite its diversity. She responds by advocating for the celebration of diversity and warns against looking at others and saying, "I am racist against you." The hosts mock the phrasing of her answer and her subsequent elimination from the competition.

Keywords: miss arkansas, [miss usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [diversity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diversity.md), [pageant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pageant.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Miss Nevada and Gun Violence Reform (40:25–43:01)

Miss Nevada addresses a question about gun violence following the death of a friend. She initially calls for gun reform and a look at the availability of weapons but quickly pivots to discussing mental health. The hosts analyze her "switcheroo" in the answer, suggesting she realized the mental health angle was a safer or more popular response for the pageant audience.

Keywords: [miss nevada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-nevada.md), [miss usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), [gun violence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-violence.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), [gun reform](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-reform.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Miss New Mexico on Immigration and the American Dream (43:01–44:39)

Miss New Mexico, representing a border state, discusses immigration as a primary issue for the 2020 election. She shares her personal story as the daughter of immigrants from Monterrey, Mexico, and describes herself as the embodiment of the American Dream. The hosts characterize her response as a "safe" and predictable answer for the competition.

Keywords: miss new mexico, [miss usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md), [border](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/border.md), monterrey, [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Cheslie Kryst on MeToo and Millennial Innovation (44:39–47:53)

The eventual winner, Cheslie Kryst, answers questions regarding the MeToo and Time's Up movements, stating they have not gone too far and are essential for workplace safety. In the final round, she describes her generation as "innovative" and cites the female-majority legislature in Nevada as a sign of progress. The hosts note her skill as an attorney in delivering polished, media-ready responses.

Keywords: cheslie kryst, [miss usa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/miss-usa.md), [me too](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/me-too.md), [times up](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/times-up.md), [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [nevada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nevada.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Career Prospects for Pageant Winners and News Models (47:53–50:26)

The hosts speculate on the future career of Cheslie Kryst, suggesting she is likely to transition into a television role rather than continuing her law practice. They discuss the trend of pageant contestants becoming "news models" or anchors. The conversation includes a brief critique of current news figures like Yamiche Alcindor and the late Gwen Ifill.

Keywords: news model, anchorwoman, cheslie kryst, [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [gwen ifill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gwen-ifill.md), [yamiche alcindor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yamiche-alcindor.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Knock Down the House Documentary and AOC (50:27–53:14)

Adam Curry reviews the Netflix documentary "Knock Down the House," which follows Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and three other Justice Democrat candidates during their 2018 primary campaigns. Curry expresses being impressed by the operation's organization and the emotional weight of the film. He also mentions a scene where Ocasio-Cortez discusses the time required for women to apply makeup compared to men.

Keywords: [alexandria ocasio-cortez](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alexandria-ocasio-cortez.md), [justice democrats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justice-democrats.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md), [sundance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sundance.md), knock down the house

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Facebook De-platforming and the "High-Profile Extremist" Ban (53:14–58:39)

NPR and Wired reporter Paris Martineau discuss Facebook's decision to ban several "high-profile extremists," including Alex Jones, Laura Loomer, and Louis Farrakhan. The hosts analyze the timing of the ban and the lack of an official press release, noting that Facebook "seeded" the story to specific media outlets under embargo. They question the criteria for these bans and whether they serve as a prelude to 2020 election interference.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [laura loomer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/laura-loomer.md), [alex jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alex-jones.md), [paul joseph watson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-joseph-watson.md), [louis farrakhan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louis-farrakhan.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Corporate Strategy, Crypto, and Social Media Censorship (58:40–1:03:39)

The hosts theorize that Facebook's recent bans are a corporate move to ensure the platform is "brand safe" as it prepares to launch a cryptocurrency and move into the banking sector. They discuss a potential MasterCard shareholder vote regarding cutting off payments to far-right groups. The conversation touches on "virtue signaling" in Silicon Valley and the systematic removal of right-wing debate from major platforms.

Keywords: [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [mastercard](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mastercard.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [censorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/censorship.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [virtue signaling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtue-signaling.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Kleiner Perkins and Silicon Valley Investment Failures (1:03:39–1:07:12)

John C. Dvorak recounts the history of Kleiner Perkins and partner John Doerr, highlighting their pivot to "Green Tech" and several notable investment failures. He mentions the Segway, the Fisker automotive collapse, and a rumored "snowblower" fiasco. Dvorak also claims that the firm missed the initial opportunity to invest in Google and had to buy in later at a higher price to maintain their reputation.

Keywords: [john doerr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-doerr.md), [kleiner perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kleiner-perkins.md), [green tech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/green-tech.md), [segway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/segway.md), [fisker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisker.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/19.md)

### 20. No Agenda Stream and Value for Value Model (1:07:12–1:09:58)

Adam Curry thanks the "trolls" in the No Agenda Stream and acknowledges Woody for the episode 1134 album art featuring a "Brady Bunch" style montage. He emphasizes the "value for value" model, noting the diverse global community of producers that includes doctors, military personnel, and pharmaceutical industry insiders who provide "boots on the ground" reporting.

Keywords: [no agenda stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-stream.md), woody, [album art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/album-art.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Executive Producer Dave Duncan and Mormon CIA Connections (1:09:58–1:13:45)

Executive Producer Dave Duncan contributes $333.33 and provides a detailed note about the recruitment of Mormons by the CIA, FBI, and NSA at BYU. He explains that Mormons are often targeted for recruitment because they typically lack "vices" like drugs or alcohol that could compromise agents. The note also touches on the political divide among Mormons regarding Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, and Mike Lee.

Keywords: dave duncan, [mormon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mormon.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [byu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/byu.md), [mitt romney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mitt-romney.md), [mike lee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-lee.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Vehicle Black Boxes and 2020 Smog Regulations (1:13:46–1:18:21)

An anonymous donor provides technical details on how vehicle "black boxes" (airbag computers) function as event data recorders. The donor warns that upcoming 2020-2021 smog regulations will require all vehicle computers to remain untouched, effectively banning aftermarket tuning products. They mention new "rolling rainbow encryption" that will prevent unauthorized software modifications and could eventually be used to issue retroactive speeding tickets.

Keywords: [black box](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-box.md), airbag computer, smog check, [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md), [lexus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lexus.md), can bus

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Associate Executive Producers and Donation Segment (1:18:21–1:20:37)

The hosts thank Associate Executive Producers Jim Watson and others for their financial support. They play various jingles and grant "karma" to donors. Adam Curry reminds listeners that the show relies entirely on their support and directs them to the donation page at dvorak.org/na.

Keywords: jim watson, [whistler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whistler.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [jingles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jingles.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Insys Therapeutics Criminal Trial and Opioid Bribery (1:20:42–1:25:56)

NPR reports on the criminal conviction of executives from Insys Therapeutics for a nationwide scheme to bribe doctors to prescribe the opioid painkiller Subsys. The trial revealed that the company targeted "pill mills," paid doctors sham speaking fees, and even used an exotic dancer as a sales rep to influence prescriptions. This case marks a significant shift as executives were charged with racketeering conspiracy rather than facing only civil fines.

Keywords: insys therapeutics, [opioids](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/opioids.md), [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), [racketeering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racketeering.md), [bribery](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bribery.md), pill mills

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Rochester Drug Cooperative and Federal Opioid Charges (1:25:57–1:28:08)

Federal prosecutors in New York announce criminal charges against top executives of the Rochester Drug Cooperative (RDC) for illegally distributing controlled substances. Former CEO Laurence Doud is accused of conspiring to distribute oxycodone and fentanyl and defrauding the DEA. The hosts note the trend of using criminal statutes to target pharmaceutical leadership for their role in the opioid epidemic.

Keywords: rochester drug cooperative, jeffrey berman, [oxycodone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oxycodone.md), [fentanyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fentanyl.md), [dea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dea.md), [conspiracy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Measles Outbreak and Vaccine Propaganda (1:28:08–1:33:52)

The hosts discuss the 2019 measles outbreak, including a quarantined Scientology cruise ship and a moviegoer who attended "Avengers: Endgame" while infected. They play clips from NPR featuring Dr. William Schaffner, who advocates for universal vaccination to end the outbreak. The hosts question the "scare tactics" used in the media, noting that current case numbers are similar to those seen in 2014.

Keywords: [measles](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/measles.md), [mmr vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mmr-vaccine.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md), [merck](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merck.md), [scientology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scientology.md), [cruise ship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cruise-ship.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Mandatory Vaccination and Titer Testing (1:33:52–1:36:05)

Listeners share stories about mandatory vaccination requirements for schools and healthcare jobs. One producer in Virginia describes successfully using a lab test (titer test) to prove his children's immunity rather than receiving a second MMR dose. Another listener notes that while insurance often covers the vaccine itself, it may not cover the titer test used to prove existing immunity.

Keywords: [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), [mmr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mmr.md), titer test, [antibodies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/antibodies.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), [insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insurance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Stephen Colbert and Russian Troll Vaccine Theories (1:36:05–1:39:42)

Late-night host Stephen Colbert discusses the measles outbreak and cites reports claiming that Russian trolls promoted anti-vaccination propaganda to sow discord in the U.S. The hosts mock this narrative, pointing out that the media blames Russia for various social issues while ignoring similar outbreaks from previous years. They argue that social media platforms like Twitter exacerbate distrust without foreign interference.

Keywords: [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), [russian trolls](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-trolls.md), [vaccine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccine.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [cdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cdc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Ebola Outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo (1:39:42–1:41:35)

The World Health Organization reports that the Ebola outbreak in the Democratic Republic of Congo has exceeded 1,500 cases and is accelerating. Efforts to contain the virus are hampered by violent attacks on health facilities and personnel by local militias who believe the disease is a hoax or a Western plot. An epidemiologist was recently killed by a militia shouting that "Ebola doesn't exist."

Keywords: [ebola](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ebola.md), [democratic republic of congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-republic-of-congo.md), [world health organization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/world-health-organization.md), [militia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/militia.md), [healthcare workers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare-workers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/29.md)

### 30. African Swine Fever and the "Pig Ebola" Threat (1:41:36–1:46:44)

A 2015 lecture by Christopher Oura explains the dangers of African Swine Fever (ASF), a highly resistant and 100% fatal virus often called "the Ebola of pigs." The virus causes hemorrhagic fever and can be transmitted through processed pork products, including ham sandwiches. The hosts discuss the current spread of ASF through China, Russia, and Europe, noting that there is no vaccine available.

Keywords: [african swine fever](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/african-swine-fever.md), [pigs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pigs.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [caribbean](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/caribbean.md), [russia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russia.md), [veterinary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/veterinary.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Economic Impact of African Swine Fever in China (1:46:44–1:53:52)

The hosts analyze the massive economic and political ramifications of the African Swine Fever outbreak in China, where millions of pigs have been culled. Because pork is a staple of the Chinese diet, the shortage could lead to significant inflation and civil unrest. They speculate that the crisis might pressure Xi Jinping to finalize trade negotiations with the U.S. to secure meat imports.

Keywords: [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [xi jinping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xi-jinping.md), [pork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pork.md), [trade war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-war.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), rinderpest

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Global Warming and "Twice as Fast" Rhetoric (1:53:52–1:58:27)

Adam Curry highlights a pattern in climate change reporting where multiple regions—including Canada, the Arctic, Singapore, and China—are all claimed to be warming "twice as fast as the rest of the world." They also discuss the predictions of NASA scientist Jim Hansen and the potential for geoengineering. The segment mentions Theodore Kaczynski's book "Anti-Tech Revolution" and its warnings about geoengineering trapping heat.

Keywords: [global warming](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/global-warming.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [arctic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/arctic.md), [singapore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singapore.md), jim hansen, [geoengineering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geoengineering.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Vice Media Funding and David Icke Documentary (1:58:29–2:04:54)

Vice Media reportedly secured $250 million in debt financing from a consortium led by George Soros following significant layoffs. The hosts examine a Vice documentary about David Icke, criticizing it for mischaracterizing Icke's famous 1991 interview on the Terry Wogan show. They argue that Vice's editorial direction is influenced by its need for survival and corporate funding.

Keywords: [vice media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vice-media.md), [george soros](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-soros.md), [tom freston](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-freston.md), [david icke](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-icke.md), [terry wogan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/terry-wogan.md), [funding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/funding.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Donation Segment and 5519 Celebrations (2:04:55–2:11:02)

The hosts read a long list of donations, many of which are for $55.19 to celebrate Cinco de Mayo and Dvorak's grandson Theodore's second birthday. They acknowledge various producers from around the world, including those in the "Disputed Promised Land" (Israel) and various U.S. states.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [cinco de mayo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cinco-de-mayo.md), [theodore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theodore.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Knighting Ceremony for Sir Dan of the JWs (2:11:03–2:15:16)

The hosts perform a formal knighting ceremony for Dan Wojcik, who becomes "Sir Dan of the JWs" after contributing $1,000 or more to the show. They welcome him to the Round Table and list the traditional humorous "provisions" granted to new knights.

Keywords: [knighting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighting.md), sir dan, [round table](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/round-table.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Meetups, Birthdays, and Peerage Upgrades (2:15:17–2:19:14)

Adam Curry announces several upcoming No Agenda meetups in Cincinnati, North Carolina, Pittsburgh, Seattle, and Oklahoma City. They also celebrate several birthdays within the community and announce peerage title upgrades for donors who have reached new contribution milestones.

Keywords: [meetups](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/meetups.md), [cincinnati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cincinnati.md), [oklahoma city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oklahoma-city.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Joe Biden's "Drunk or Old" Speech Snippets (2:19:17–2:22:40)

The hosts play a compilation of snippets from a Joe Biden speech, questioning whether his slurred delivery is due to intoxication or age. They discuss his rhetoric regarding Wall Street, union workers, and medical research. Curry also mentions Biden's son's business dealings in China following an official vice-presidential trip.

Keywords: [joe biden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joe-biden.md), [uaw](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uaw.md), [wall street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street.md), [medical research](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/medical-research.md), [campaign](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Dead Raccoon in San Francisco McDonald's (2:22:40–2:25:15)

John C. Dvorak describes a viral YouTube video featuring a homeless man who brought a dead, stiff raccoon into a San Francisco McDonald's and placed it on a table. The video captures the reactions of other customers and the man's confrontation with employees. The hosts use the phrase "Only in San Francisco" to describe the incident.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [mcdonald's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mcdonald-s.md), raccoon, [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Brexit "Cheating" Allegations and Redo Strategy (2:25:15–2:29:24)

A New Zealand news segment discusses allegations of electoral law violations by the "Vote Leave" campaign during the Brexit referendum. Professor Robert Patman suggests that the overspending could lead to a public inquiry or a "redo" of the vote. The hosts argue that this is a coordinated strategy to delegitimize the original referendum results and force a second vote.

Keywords: [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [vote leave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vote-leave.md), [michael gove](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-gove.md), [boris johnson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boris-johnson.md), [theresa may](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theresa-may.md), [new zealand](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-zealand.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Nigel Farage and European Parliament Confrontation (2:29:25–2:33:24)

The hosts play a clip of a confrontation in the European Parliament where a member criticizes Nigel Farage for his lack of attendance in committees while still collecting a salary. The speaker also calls for the EU to have its own direct income tax. Adam Curry mentions his past interactions with Frans Timmermans and his intention to seek an interview with him.

Keywords: [nigel farage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nigel-farage.md), [european parliament](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-parliament.md), [brexit party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit-party.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md), [frans timmermans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frans-timmermans.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Federal Reserve Board Nominations and Interest Rates (2:33:25–2:37:50)

The hosts discuss the withdrawal of Stephen Moore and Herman Cain from consideration for the Federal Reserve Board. They suggest Moore's nomination failed because he disagreed with President Trump's desire for interest rate cuts. They play a clip from John Williams of ShadowStats, who argues that the Fed should lower rates to prevent a recession.

Keywords: [federal reserve](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/federal-reserve.md), [stephen moore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-moore.md), [herman cain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/herman-cain.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [interest rates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/interest-rates.md), [shadowstats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shadowstats.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/41.md)

### 42. GDP Numbers, Recession Fears, and Sign-off (2:37:51–2:48:24)

John Williams explains that recent high GDP numbers were driven by trade balance shifts rather than genuine economic growth. The hosts discuss signs of an impending recession, such as retail store closures in Austin and San Francisco. They conclude the show with a series of "End of Show Mixes" and a reminder to listeners to support the program.

Keywords: [gdp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gdp.md), trade balance, [recession](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/recession.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1135-miss-lawyer-usa/chapter/42.md)

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