# Hippie Hummus > A clerical blunder unmasks the secret legal war against WikiLeaks while European capitals face a simultaneous wave of tax revolts and nationalist dictionary redefinitions. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1087 - **Published:** 2018-11-18 - **Length:** 2h 45m - **Topics:** Assange Indictment, [Yellow Vests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yellow-vests.md), Brexit Turmoil, [Fartgate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fartgate.md), Amazon Data Centers, IRS Inflation, [Sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus ## About this episode The Department of Justice inadvertently revealed a sealed indictment against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange through a clerical error in an unrelated court filing. This disclosure comes as former CIA Director Mike Pompeo labels the organization a hostile non-state intelligence service, signaling a major escalation in the legal pursuit of the publisher. Meanwhile, WikiLeaks has released a comprehensive map of Amazon data centers, many of which are clustered around intelligence hubs in Northern Virginia and linked to secretive FEMA operations. In the Netherlands, the national football team’s 2-0 victory over France in the UEFA Nations League has reignited debates over nationalism, just as Merriam-Webster updates its dictionary definitions to link the term with excessive favoritism and Nazism. French President Emmanuel Macron faces a domestic crisis as over 200,000 Yellow Vest protesters block motorways to oppose new gas taxes. In the United Kingdom, Prime Minister Theresa May is fighting for her political survival following the release of a 585-page Brexit withdrawal agreement that triggered the resignation of Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab. Domestically, the Internal Revenue Service has quietly altered inflation calculations, a move expected to result in a hidden tax increase for American citizens over the next 18 months. Professional darts was upended by the Fartgate controversy after player Wesley Harms blamed a loss on a distracting odor on stage. In California, residents are navigating thick wildfire smoke from the Camp Fire while wearing N95 masks that make grocery store communication impossible. Sir Hummus joined the program to propose a Middle Eastern peace plan centered on shared culinary traditions, while John C. Dvorak offered a scathing critique of the hippie hummus varieties found at Whole Foods. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/transcript.md. ### 1. Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak Open from Amsterdam and Silicon Valley (0:00–1:33) Adam Curry broadcasts from the Garden of Amsterdam in the Netherlands while John C. Dvorak joins from Northern Silicon Valley. The hosts observe the passing of a ten-car Zephyr train at the start of the program. Curry addresses a joke from Dvorak's newsletter regarding his lack of sports knowledge, promising to provide sports updates from Europe. Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [amsterdam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amsterdam.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), zephyr train, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/1.md) ### 2. Netherlands National Football Team Defeats France in UEFA Nations League (1:34–4:05) The Netherlands national football team secured a 2-0 victory over world champions France in the UEFA Nations League following a previous win against Germany. The match concluded with a Panenka penalty goal, a specialized lob shot that humiliated the French goalkeeper. The hosts question the persistence of nationalism in sports within the context of a "United States of Europe" ideology. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), uefa nations league, ronald koeman, panenka, [soccer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/soccer.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Merriam-Webster Dictionary Redefines Nationalism and Jingoism (4:07–7:06) Merriam-Webster and other online dictionaries have updated the definition of nationalism to emphasize "excessive favoritism" and associations with Nazism. The hosts argue that these linguistic shifts are politically motivated responses to leaders like Donald Trump, Emmanuel Macron, and Justin Trudeau. The term jingoism is discussed as a more historically accurate but less frequently used alternative for extreme patriotism. Keywords: [merriam-webster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/merriam-webster.md), [nationalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nationalism.md), [nazism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nazism.md), jingoism, [dictionary](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dictionary.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [emmanuel macron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emmanuel-macron.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Fartgate Controversy at the Grand Slam of Darts (7:07–9:42) A professional darts match between a Dutch player and a Scottish opponent became the center of a controversy known as "Fartgate." Wesley Harms claimed a foul smell on stage distracted him and led to his loss, while Gary Anderson denied responsibility for the stench. The incident has become a major sports news item across Europe. Keywords: darts, [fartgate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fartgate.md), wesley harms, gary anderson, [scotland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scotland.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [sports](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/4.md) ### 5. Sinterklaas Tradition and Zwarte Piet Racism Controversy in the Netherlands (9:43–15:45) The arrival of Saint Nicholas (Sinterklaas) and his companions, Zwarte Piet (Black Pete), has sparked renewed protests and national debate in the Netherlands. While the UN Human Rights Office has criticized the tradition as racist, the Dutch High Court ruled it is a protected cultural tradition. Ratings for the fictional "Sinterklaas Journaal" news program recently surpassed actual national news broadcasts, highlighting the cultural divide. Keywords: [sinterklaas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sinterklaas.md), [zwarte piet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zwarte-piet.md), [black pete](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/black-pete.md), [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [united nations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-nations.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), [tradition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tradition.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/5.md) ### 6. France Gas Tax Protests and Yellow Vest Movement (15:46–17:56) Over 200,000 protesters in France blocked roads and motorways to demonstrate against President Emmanuel Macron's proposed gas tax increases. The protests, characterized by participants wearing yellow vests, resulted in hundreds of injuries and one death after a driver panicked and struck a crowd. The tax was intended to reduce fossil fuel consumption but is viewed by critics as an undue burden on the poor. Keywords: [france](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/france.md), [emmanuel macron](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emmanuel-macron.md), [gas tax](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gas-tax.md), [yellow vests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/yellow-vests.md), [gilets jaunes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gilets-jaunes.md), [fossil fuels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fossil-fuels.md), [protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protests.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/6.md) ### 7. IRS Inflation Calculation Changes and Hidden Tax Increases (18:11–20:23) The Internal Revenue Service has reportedly altered the formula used to calculate inflation for 2019 tax regulations. This mathematical change affects the standard deduction and is expected to result in higher tax payments for citizens over the next 18 months. The hosts characterize this as a "hidden tax" implemented through administrative rule changes rather than legislation. Keywords: [irs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/irs.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md), [inflation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inflation.md), [standard deduction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/standard-deduction.md), tax regulations, [math](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/math.md), [internal revenue service](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internal-revenue-service.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/7.md) ### 8. Theresa May Defends Brexit Withdrawal Agreement Amid Cabinet Resignations (20:24–24:25) Prime Minister Theresa May faced significant political turmoil following the release of a 585-page Brexit withdrawal agreement, leading to the resignation of Brexit Secretary Dominic Raab. May presented the public with three choices: her negotiated deal, a no-deal Brexit, or no Brexit at all. Critics argue that suggesting "no Brexit" ignores the original referendum results and points toward a potential "do-over" vote. Keywords: [theresa may](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theresa-may.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [dominic raab](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dominic-raab.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), tory party, [house of commons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/house-of-commons.md), [united kingdom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-kingdom.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/8.md) ### 9. British Public Reaction to the 585-Page Brexit Document (24:26–28:30) CBC reports on the physical weight of the 585-page Brexit document and the skepticism of the British public regarding whether politicians have actually read it. During a radio call-in show, citizens expressed frustration, with some calling for May's resignation. Despite internal Tory party revolts, bookmakers have shifted odds to suggest May might survive a potential vote of no confidence. Keywords: [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md), [theresa may](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theresa-may.md), [london](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london.md), [cbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbc.md), [westminster](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/westminster.md), [radio call-in](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/radio-call-in.md), [bookmakers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bookmakers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Brexit Transition Period and Border Disputes in Ireland and Gibraltar (28:31–30:54) The Brexit agreement establishes a 21-month transition period during which the UK will remain an EU member until July 2020. Key unresolved issues include the Northern Ireland border, fishing rights in UK waters, and the status of British territories like Gibraltar and Cyprus. The hosts describe the document as a "nothing burger" consisting mostly of agreements to make future agreements. Keywords: [northern ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/northern-ireland.md), [gibraltar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gibraltar.md), [cyprus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyprus.md), [fishing rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fishing-rights.md), transition period, [trade agreement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-agreement.md), [brexit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brexit.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/10.md) ### 11. PG&E Liability and the Origin of the Camp Fire Name (30:56–34:13) The devastating wildfire in Northern California, officially named the Camp Fire after its origin on Camp Creek Road, has led to intense scrutiny of Pacific Gas and Electric (PG&E). A resident reported receiving an email from the utility company regarding power line maintenance just one day before the fire started. PG&E claims the work was for a de-energized line, but faces potential class-action lawsuits as the death toll rises. Keywords: [pg&e](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pg-e.md), camp fire, [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), feather river canyon, camp creek road, [wildfires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wildfires.md), [lawsuit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lawsuit.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/11.md) ### 12. CNN Weather Reporter Admits Lack of Neutrality on Climate Change (34:14–36:46) During a CNN segment fact-checking President Trump's tweets on California forest management, meteorologist Tom Sater stated he enjoys the weather department because it is "neutral," with the explicit exception of climate change issues. The hosts highlight this as a rare admission of media bias regarding environmental reporting. Keywords: [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), tom sater, [climate change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/climate-change.md), [fact check](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fact-check.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [california wildfires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california-wildfires.md), [neutrality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neutrality.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/12.md) ### 13. Donald Trump, Finland, and Forest Floor Raking Comments (36:46–45:37) President Trump faced widespread mockery for suggesting that California should manage its forests by "raking" the floors, citing a conversation with the President of Finland. While the comments were ridiculed online, the United States Logger Association and local experts noted that controlled burns and brush clearing were standard practices in the past. The hosts argue that Trump's comments were taken out of context and that California's mismanagement of forest fuel is a legitimate concern. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [finland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/finland.md), [gavin newsom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gavin-newsom.md), [jerry brown](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jerry-brown.md), [forest management](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/forest-management.md), raking, [wildfires](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wildfires.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Julian Assange Indictment Accidentally Revealed in Court Filing (45:38–53:21) A clerical error by the Department of Justice inadvertently revealed that the U.S. has prepared a sealed indictment against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange. The disclosure occurred when language regarding Assange was copy-pasted into an unrelated court filing. The hosts discuss the implications for press freedom, noting that former CIA Director Mike Pompeo has labeled WikiLeaks a "hostile non-state intelligence service." Keywords: [julian assange](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/julian-assange.md), [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), [mike pompeo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pompeo.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [glenn greenwald](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glenn-greenwald.md), [press freedom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/press-freedom.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Jim Acosta Press Credentials and the First Amendment Ruling (53:21–1:00:32) A federal judge ordered the White House to restore CNN reporter Jim Acosta's press credentials, based on a lack of due process rather than First Amendment grounds. Despite the narrow ruling, Acosta and mainstream media outlets framed the decision as a victory for press freedom. The hosts analyze Acosta's behavior as a form of "Trump-style" showmanship designed to garner personal attention. Keywords: [jim acosta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jim-acosta.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [first amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/first-amendment.md), [due process](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/due-process.md), [scott adams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-adams.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/15.md) ### 16. No Agenda Episode 1086 Artwork and Listener Feedback on Show Length (1:00:32–1:05:04) The hosts discuss the artwork for episode 1086, "Shark Hole," which featured President Trump in an umbrella hat. A listener from Oslo, Thomas Leary, wrote in to request shorter episodes or more frequent shows, stating he cannot finish three-hour segments during his commute. The hosts reject the idea of shortening the show, suggesting listeners find ways to integrate the audio into other daily activities. Keywords: [darren o'neill](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/darren-o-neill.md), shark hole, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), thomas leary, [oslo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oslo.md), podcast length, [commute](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/commute.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/16.md) ### 17. Evolution of the No Agenda Show Format and Duration (1:05:06–1:09:47) Adam Curry and John C. Dvorak reflect on how the show evolved from 45-minute segments to three-hour broadcasts over eleven years. They attribute the length to the increased flow of information on the internet and the necessity of splitting the donation segment to accommodate more supporters. They establish that two hours and 45 minutes is their target duration, though they often drift to three hours. Keywords: [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md), [bandwidth](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bandwidth.md), [donation segment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation-segment.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), [show history](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/show-history.md), internet evolution [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/17.md) ### 18. Dissertation on Musical Performance Anxiety in Virtual Spaces (1:09:48–1:13:21) Producer Mason Conklin shares details of his PhD dissertation regarding musical performance anxiety in virtual and recorded environments. He hypothesized that recording for a podcast audience would produce anxiety levels suitable for exposure therapy, though the results did not support the theory. The hosts compare this to Scott Adams' "simultaneous sip" ritual used to build rapport with a live audience. Keywords: mason conklin, dissertation, performance anxiety, exposure therapy, [phd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/phd.md), [scott adams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scott-adams.md), [hypnosis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hypnosis.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/18.md) ### 19. Sir Hummus and the Middle Eastern Peace Through Food Theory (1:13:22–1:19:06) A donor from Lebanon, knighted as Sir Hummus, suggests that the conflicts in the Middle East could be resolved if people focused on their shared love of hummus. John C. Dvorak provides a critique of commercial hummus brands, praising Oasis and Sabra while criticizing "hippie hummuses" found at Whole Foods. The hosts jokingly propose a "hummus-off" to create peace in the region. Keywords: [hummus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hummus.md), [lebanon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lebanon.md), sir hummus, [middle east](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/middle-east.md), [sabra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sabra.md), oasis, [jeff bezos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-bezos.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Decline of Editorial Cartooning and Craig Newmark's Journalism Legacy (1:19:07–1:24:50) The hosts discuss the decline of full-time editorial cartoonists in American newspapers, noting that most publications now rely on syndicated feeds. They criticize Craigslist founder Craig Newmark for decimating the newspaper industry's classified ad revenue before becoming a major donor to journalism schools. A debate ensues regarding the proper pronunciation of Joseph Goebbels' name. Keywords: editorial cartooning, [craig newmark](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/craig-newmark.md), [craigslist](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/craigslist.md), [journalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism.md), [joseph goebbels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joseph-goebbels.md), [sarah sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-sanders.md), [newspapers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newspapers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Canadian Dollar Parity Promotion and Show Credits (1:24:51–1:28:42) The hosts clarify that their "Canadian Dollar equals US Dollar" promotion for knighthood accounting remains in effect to support Canadian listeners. They play a hip-hop remix titled "Poppin' Bottles" and discuss the professional value of being listed as an Executive Producer on the No Agenda show for LinkedIn profiles. Keywords: [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), [currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/currency.md), [rnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rnc.md), [hip-hop](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hip-hop.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Illegal Charcoal Smuggling from Somalia and the DRC (1:28:49–1:30:52) Following a previous segment on "shark hole," a military producer confirms that illegal charcoal smuggling is a major issue tracked by the Navy in the Arabian Gulf. Charcoal from Somalia and the Democratic Republic of the Congo is a highly valued commodity in Saudi Arabia for cooking and smoking. The trade is often interdicted by international coalitions due to its ties to illicit financing. Keywords: charcoal, [somalia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/somalia.md), [democratic republic of the congo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-republic-of-the-congo.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [smuggling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smuggling.md), [navy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navy.md), interdiction [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/22.md) ### 23. CIA Intelligence Claims Regarding Mohammed bin Salman and Khashoggi (1:30:53–1:37:29) The Washington Post reported that the CIA concluded Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman ordered the assassination of Jamal Khashoggi. President Trump has remained cautious, citing the lack of a final conclusion and the importance of the Saudi alliance. Former CIA Director John Brennan appeared on the Today Show to argue that such an operation would require the Crown Prince's personal authorization. Keywords: [mohammed bin salman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mohammed-bin-salman.md), [jamal khashoggi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jamal-khashoggi.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [gina haspel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gina-haspel.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md), [john brennan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-brennan.md), [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/23.md) ### 24. White House Personnel Shifts and Melania Trump's Influence (1:37:30–1:41:41) First Lady Melania Trump reportedly called for the removal of a top staffer following a dispute during an overseas trip. Simultaneously, rumors circulate regarding the departure of DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen and Chief of Staff John Kelly. The hosts speculate that the military presence in the White House is essential for stability and that Kelly will not leave until another military figure is ready to take over. Keywords: [melania trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/melania-trump.md), [kirstjen nielsen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kirstjen-nielsen.md), [john kelly](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kelly.md), nick ayers, [homeland security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland-security.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Pentagon Fails First-Ever Comprehensive Financial Audit (1:41:42–1:42:33) The Department of Defense has failed its first-ever comprehensive financial audit, with every category showing significant discrepancies. The hosts note the lack of mainstream media coverage on the failure, suggesting that intelligence agencies and the Pentagon benefit from the lack of transparency regarding stolen or mismanaged funds. Keywords: [pentagon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pentagon.md), [audit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audit.md), [department of defense](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-defense.md), financial mismanagement, [intelligence agencies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-agencies.md), [accounting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/accounting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Student Debt and Healthcare Crisis in the Netherlands (1:42:36–1:48:39) Contrary to the perception of "free" education in Europe, Dutch students are accumulating between 10,000 and 40,000 euros in debt through government loans. The Dutch credit agency (BKR) has begun including student debt in social credit scores, making it difficult for young people to buy homes. Additionally, the Dutch healthcare system is facing a crisis with hospitals closing due to financial instability. Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [student debt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/student-debt.md), [healthcare](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/healthcare.md), bkr, [social credit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-credit.md), [public transport](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-transport.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Nancy Pelosi, Al Sharpton, and the Speakership Race (1:48:41–1:52:57) Nancy Pelosi spoke at Al Sharpton's National Action Network, where she was praised for "saving America." President Trump has expressed support for Pelosi's speakership, suggesting that a bipartisan relationship with her would be politically advantageous for him. The hosts discuss the transactional nature of Sharpton's political influence and Pelosi's status as a "political animal." Keywords: [nancy pelosi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nancy-pelosi.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [national action network](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/national-action-network.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), speakership, [bipartisanship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bipartisanship.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/27.md) ### 28. Jean-Claude Juncker's Public Inebriation and EU Birth Control Shortage (1:52:57–1:54:46) European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker was filmed appearing intoxicated and wearing two different shoes at a public event, which officials attributed to sciatica. Meanwhile, a significant shortage of birth control pills has affected several EU countries, including the Netherlands. The hosts predict a "child boom" in Europe due to the lack of available contraceptives. Keywords: [jean-claude juncker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jean-claude-juncker.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md), [birth control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birth-control.md), pharmaceutical shortage, [alcoholism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alcoholism.md), orthopedic shoes [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Native Advertising for Amazon in the Sitcom Superstore (1:54:46–1:57:15) A segment from the sitcom "Superstore" is analyzed as potential native advertising for Amazon, as it portrays a store manager as a moron while highlighting the benefits of Amazon Prime. The hosts also discuss Amazon's new headquarters in Virginia, noting that the company secured a private helipad and a "heads up" on FOIA requests as part of its contract with the state. Keywords: superstore, [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [native advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-advertising.md), [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md), helipad, big box retail [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/29.md) ### 30. WikiLeaks Map of Amazon Data Centers and FEMA Black Boxes (1:57:15–1:59:55) WikiLeaks released a map detailing the locations of Amazon's highly secure data centers, many of which are clustered around intelligence hubs in Northern Virginia. Adam Curry recalls his early days in internet hosting in Reston, where he heard rumors that FEMA, rather than the CIA, operated the most secretive and "scary" black boxes at internet exchanges. Keywords: [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [data centers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-centers.md), [fema](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fema.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), reston, [virginia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virginia.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Gas Station Video Screens and Consumer Data Tracking (1:59:56–2:04:26) A company called GSTV has installed video screens in 18,000 gas stations to track consumer behavior through a system called Octane. By linking credit card transactions, geolocation, and online activity, the system can provide targeted ads and coupons for nearby businesses like Wendy's. The hosts criticize the invasive nature of the technology and the vulnerability of using credit cards for fuel. Keywords: gstv, [octane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/octane.md), [data tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-tracking.md), [gas stations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gas-stations.md), [credit cards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credit-cards.md), [geolocation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/geolocation.md), [wendy's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wendy-s.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/31.md) ### 32. Grocery Store Coupon Scams and Brand Switching Tactics (2:04:28–2:06:08) John C. Dvorak describes a historical marketing scam where grocery store coupon printers were used to play competitors against each other. If a customer bought Coca-Cola, the machine would print a Pepsi coupon, and vice versa. Marketing firms made money by selling both companies on the necessity of countering their rival's coupons, effectively creating a "double dip" for the middleman. Keywords: coupons, coke, [pepsi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pepsi.md), [grocery stores](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/grocery-stores.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), double dip, [retail](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/retail.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/32.md) ### 33. Bitmain Bitcoin Mine and Lignite Coal in Rockdale, Texas (2:06:09–2:11:22) The Chinese company Bitmain plans to build the world's largest Bitcoin mine in Rockdale, Texas, utilizing a shuttered Alcoa aluminum smelter. The mine will reportedly be powered by burning lignite, a low-quality and highly polluting form of coal. The hosts note that the environmental fallout will likely affect the nearby community of College Station. Keywords: bitmain, [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), rockdale, [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [lignite](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lignite.md), [coal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coal.md), alcoa, [college station](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/college-station.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/33.md) ### 34. Listener Donations and Amateur Radio Call Signs (2:11:23–2:17:36) The hosts read through a list of donors and associate executive producers, discussing various amateur radio call signs and "73s" (best regards). They briefly mention the "Vault 8" WikiLeaks dump regarding the CIA's "Hive" project, which involves malware that can infect routers. Keywords: [ham radio](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ham-radio.md), [call signs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/call-signs.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [73s](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/73s.md), vault 8, [wikileaks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wikileaks.md), [producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/producers.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/34.md) ### 35. Knighting of Sir Hummus and Middle Eastern Spirits (2:17:39–2:20:01) The hosts perform a knighting ceremony for Sir Hummus from the Middle East. They discuss the traditional anise-flavored spirit "Arak," comparing it to Greek Uzo, French Pastis, and Italian Sambuca. The segment reinforces the "value for value" model of the podcast. Keywords: [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), sir hummus, arak, pastis, uzo, sambuca, [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/35.md) ### 36. Sponsor segment: Brightside Cannabis Delivery Service Advertisement Parody (2:20:03–2:22:43) An advertisement for Brightside, a high-quality cannabis delivery service available in California, is played. The ad mimics the style of Big Pharma commercials, listing side effects such as "uncontrollable giggles" and "elevated sensitivity to musical dopeness." The hosts debate whether the ad is a hoax or a legitimate business promotion. Keywords: brightside, [cannabis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cannabis.md), [marijuana](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marijuana.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [big pharma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/big-pharma.md), delivery service [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/36.md) ### 37. California Smoke Masks and Communication Barriers (2:22:44–2:24:04) As smoke from the wildfires continues to affect air quality in California, residents have begun wearing high-end gas masks and N95 filters in public. The hosts mock tech figures like Jason Calacanis for their elaborate gear and note that the masks make it nearly impossible for people to communicate at grocery store checkouts. 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The hosts find the advice to "turn the router off and on again" to be overly simplistic and potentially unhelpful against sophisticated malware. Keywords: [cbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs.md), eye on cyber, [routers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/routers.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [firmware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firmware.md), [passwords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passwords.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/38.md) ### 39. Australian Senator Barry O'Sullivan Declares Gender as a Woman (2:27:30–2:32:01) Australian Senator Barry O'Sullivan, frustrated by attacks from the Greens party regarding his views on abortion and social values, jokingly declared his gender as a woman to avoid further criticism. He criticized the "globalist agenda" and the marginalization of traditional values in Australian politics. The hosts link his frustration to the rise of progressive figures like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez in the U.S. Keywords: barry o'sullivan, [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [gender identity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-identity.md), [abortion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abortion.md), greens party, [globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/politics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/39.md) ### 40. Kamala Harris and the ICE vs. KKK Comparison (2:32:01–2:35:23) Senator Kamala Harris questioned an ICE representative by drawing parallels between the agency and the KKK, focusing on the "perception" of fear and intimidation. The hosts dismiss the line of questioning as a "false equivalency." 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They compare her influence to Barack Obama's "Organizing for America" group. Despite calls from some Democrats for her to step aside, the hosts believe she remains a formidable force within the party. Keywords: [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [2020 election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2020-election.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [organizing for america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/organizing-for-america.md), mark penn, [democratic party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-party.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/41.md) ### 42. Ontario Sick Note Law and Show Sign-Off (2:37:44–2:42:25) The Ontario government under Doug Ford is moving to allow employers to require doctor's notes for even a single sick day, reversing a previous Liberal policy. The Canadian Medical Association has criticized the move as an unnecessary burden on the healthcare system. The hosts conclude the show, announcing their upcoming live Thanksgiving broadcast from Austin, Texas. Keywords: [ontario](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ontario.md), [canada](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/canada.md), sick notes, [doug ford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/doug-ford.md), [labor law](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-law.md), [thanksgiving](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/thanksgiving.md), [sign-off](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sign-off.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1087-hippie-hummus/chapter/42.md) ### 43. No Agenda Outro and Soundboard Montage (2:42:35–2:45:29) The program concludes with a musical montage and a collection of soundboard clips featuring Nancy Pelosi and other political figures. The hosts sign off, reminding listeners to propagate the show's deconstruction. 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