# Lefties are Right > A secret deal in Helsinki facilitates a massive Syrian evacuation while domestic intelligence operations and the cognitive risks of GPS technology take center stage. - **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md) - **Episode:** 1053 - **Published:** 2018-07-24 - **Length:** 2h 55m - **Topics:** [White Helmets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-helmets.md), [Maria Butina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maria-butina.md), Cisco Surveillance, 5G Risks, [Helsinki Summit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/helsinki-summit.md), Hippocampus Health, [Value for Value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md) - **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right ## About this episode Israel successfully evacuated 800 members of the White Helmets from southern Syria into Jordan following a secret coordination effort between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin at the Helsinki summit. The group, which will eventually resettle in Britain, Germany, and Canada, was moved to stabilize the Golan Heights as part of a broader deal between the U.S. and Russia. This high-stakes maneuver occurred while domestic critics like Mark Shields and Jack Beatty lambasted the administration for perceived weakness toward the Kremlin. In the United States, the Justice Department charged 29-year-old Maria Butina with acting as an unregistered Russian agent, while former FBI double agent Navid Jamali detailed the mechanics of state-sanctioned money laundering used in counter-intelligence operations. Technical documentation for Cisco’s Lawful Intercept function reveals how CALEA surveillance captures VoIP data packets at a granular level. Meanwhile, Ajamu Baraka of the Black Alliance for Peace criticized the Democratic Party for abandoning anti-war stances to defend intelligence figures like John Brennan, despite the FBI's historical surveillance of Martin Luther King Jr. Neuroscientists Véronique Bobo and John Hughes warn that heavy GPS reliance is causing the human hippocampus to go dark, potentially increasing the risk of Alzheimer’s disease. The show celebrates the knighting of Sir Funk of the Trolls and explores the absurdity of the Rent-A-Hitman website, which continues to attract legitimate murder-for-hire solicitations from the public. The session concludes with a ritualistic rain stick flip to address the record-breaking heatwave currently devastating agricultural yields in Norway. ## Chapters Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/transcript.md. ### 1. Norway Agricultural Crisis, Rain Stick Ritual (0:00–4:05) Norway is experiencing an unprecedented heatwave and agricultural crisis with temperatures breaking records for 30 consecutive days. Farmers are reportedly sending cattle to slaughterhouses due to a lack of winter feed, as grass yields have dropped to 30% of normal levels. In response to a listener request from Andromeda in Norway, a ritualistic "rain stick" flip is performed to symbolically encourage rainfall in the region. Keywords: [norway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/norway.md), agricultural crisis, [drought](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drought.md), [rain stick](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rain-stick.md), gmo products [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/1.md) ### 2. White Helmets Evacuation, Israel and Syria Relations (4:06–7:43) Israel evacuated 800 members of the White Helmets and their families from southern Syria to Jordan following requests from the United States and European nations. The group will reportedly be resettled in Britain, Germany, and Canada after a three-month stay in Jordan. Speculation suggests this evacuation was a result of a secret deal between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin during their Helsinki summit to stabilize the Golan Heights region. Keywords: [white helmets](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-helmets.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [jordan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jordan.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/2.md) ### 3. Mark Shields, PBS NewsHour Trump Commentary (7:44–13:20) Mark Shields of the PBS NewsHour is criticized for his emotional and "apoplectic" reactions to Donald Trump's performance at the Helsinki summit. Shields cited writer Dan Balz to characterize Trump's behavior as a display of weakness and deference toward Russia. The commentary highlights the divide between media pundits and the administration regarding the unanimous findings of U.S. intelligence agencies on Russian election interference. Keywords: [mark shields](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-shields.md), [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [intelligence agencies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/intelligence-agencies.md), [david brooks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/david-brooks.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/3.md) ### 4. Democratic Party Strategy, Bill Clinton Health Speculation (13:21–16:41) A hypothetical political strategy is proposed where the Democratic Party could use a potential health crisis involving Bill Clinton to galvanize voters before the November elections. Observations are made regarding Bill Clinton's physical appearance, suggesting he looks like a "shadow of his former self." This discussion occurs against the backdrop of a Gallup poll showing that Russian collusion ranks low on the list of priorities for American voters. Keywords: [democratic party](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democratic-party.md), [bill clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-clinton.md), [hillary clinton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hillary-clinton.md), [gallup poll](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gallup-poll.md), [election strategy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/election-strategy.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/4.md) ### 5. NPR News, Trump Fifth Avenue Moment (16:41–19:04) Jack Beatty on NPR discusses the "Fifth Avenue moment" of Donald Trump's presidency, referencing the New York Daily News cover depicting Trump shooting Uncle Sam. The segment explores the concern that Trump feels emboldened by a 79% success rating among Republicans following the Helsinki summit. Political expert Norm Ornstein’s "nightmare scenario" of martial law and the firing of Robert Mueller is also mentioned. Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), jack beatty, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), norm ornstein [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/5.md) ### 6. New York Times Cartoon, Homophobia Allegations (19:05–21:43) The Huffington Post criticized an animated cartoon on the New York Times website that depicted Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin as gay lovers. The critique suggests that using homosexuality as a tool for mockery is homophobic and inconsistent with social justice values. The imagery is described as tasteless and insulting to the diplomatic efforts of world leaders. Keywords: [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [huffington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/huffington-post.md), [homophobia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homophobia.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/6.md) ### 7. Ajamu Baraka, Black Alliance for Peace (21:44–26:28) Ajamu Baraka, the 2016 Green Party vice-presidential candidate, discusses the "irrational anti-Russia position" of the modern Democratic Party on Pacifica Radio. Baraka argues that the Democrats have abandoned traditional anti-war stances in favor of militaristic positions that risk conflict with Russia and North Korea. He characterizes the current political climate as a crisis of U.S. society driven by a decline in living standards. Keywords: ajamu baraka, black alliance for peace, pacifica radio, [jill stein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jill-stein.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/7.md) ### 8. FBI Historical Record, John Brennan Criticism (26:29–30:37) Ajamu Baraka reviews the historical relationship between the FBI and the Black community, citing the surveillance of Martin Luther King Jr. and the assassination of Filiberto Ojeda-Rios in Puerto Rico. He expresses confusion over why modern leftists are defending intelligence figures like John Brennan. The discussion posits that the FBI has historically functioned as a secret police force used for political oppression. Keywords: [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [john brennan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-brennan.md), [martin luther king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/martin-luther-king.md), filiberto ojeda rios, [civil rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-rights.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/8.md) ### 9. 2016 Intelligence Operations, Peter Strzok Insurance Policy (30:37–36:12) The discussion focuses on allegations of an "off-the-shelf" illegal intelligence operation initiated in July 2016 to infiltrate the Trump campaign. Reference is made to Peter Strzok's "insurance policy" and the heavily redacted FISA warrant for Carter Page. The theory suggests that Democratic operatives and intelligence leaders never expected these actions to be uncovered because they were certain of a Hillary Clinton victory. Keywords: [peter strzok](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peter-strzok.md), [carter page](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carter-page.md), [fisa warrant](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fisa-warrant.md), [dnc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dnc.md), intelligence conspiracy [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/9.md) ### 10. Cisco Router Lawful Intercept, CALEA Surveillance (36:16–41:37) Technical documentation for Cisco's "Lawful Intercept" function is examined, which allows law enforcement to perform electronic surveillance on specific targets. This process supports the Communications Assistance for Law Enforcement Act (CALEA) and enables the capture of IP addresses, usernames, and VoIP data packets. The capability suggests how intelligence agencies might monitor network traffic at a granular level without physical taps. Keywords: [cisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cisco.md), lawful intercept, [calea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calea.md), electronic surveillance, [voip](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voip.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/10.md) ### 11. Trump-Putin Secret Meeting, Syria War Interests (41:38–43:59) The two-hour private meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin in Helsinki is analyzed, with speculation ranging from a USB stick handoff to a deal regarding the war in Syria. The discussion suggests that Trump is moving against the interests of "neocons" who advocate for perpetual war for business reasons. The lack of leaks from the meeting is attributed to high-level Russian spycraft and room sweeping. Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [syria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/syria.md), [neocons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neocons.md), [tradecraft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tradecraft.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/11.md) ### 12. CIA Operation Mockingbird, Congress for Cultural Freedom (43:59–48:52) Historical CIA operations including Operation Mockingbird and the Congress for Cultural Freedom (CCF) are detailed as examples of state-sponsored media and arts influence. The CCF reportedly spent hundreds of millions of dollars to promote the "American way" to European intellectuals, even editing the endings of George Orwell's "1984" and "Animal Farm" for film productions. Journalists from major outlets like the Washington Post and New York Times were historically linked to these payrolls. Keywords: [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [operation mockingbird](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/operation-mockingbird.md), congress for cultural freedom, [george orwell](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-orwell.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/12.md) ### 13. George Carlin, Euphemisms and Language (48:54–50:18) A classic George Carlin routine is played, critiquing the use of weak words like "nice" and "fine." The segment explores how language is used to soften reality, with Carlin referring to "fine" as a "dreaded F-word." Keywords: [george carlin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-carlin.md), [language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/language.md), [euphemisms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/euphemisms.md), [comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/comedy.md), [linguistics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linguistics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/13.md) ### 14. Maria Butina, Russian Spy Allegations (50:33–53:28) Maria Butina, a 29-year-old Russian national, is facing allegations from the Justice Department of acting as an unregistered foreign agent. Butina reportedly entered the U.S. on a student visa in 2016 and attempted to develop relationships with American politicians and the NRA. The media coverage of her case is compared to a "spy movie" trope, including mentions of a past GQ photo shoot. Keywords: [maria butina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maria-butina.md), [gq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gq.md), [russian spy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-spy.md), [justice department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/justice-department.md), [student visa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/student-visa.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/14.md) ### 15. Navid Jamali, FBI Double Agent Operations (53:28–57:31) Navid Jamali, a former double agent for the FBI, describes his experience taking money from the Russian GRU and handing it over to U.S. counter-intelligence. Jamali claims the FBI would then provide him with the equivalent amount in cash, a process described as a form of state-sanctioned money laundering. The report also highlights ongoing Russian espionage efforts targeting major Seattle-based companies like Boeing, Amazon, and Microsoft. Keywords: navid jamali, [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [gru](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gru.md), [money laundering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/money-laundering.md), [seattle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seattle.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/15.md) ### 16. Bill Browder, Hermitage Capital Corruption Claims (57:33–1:02:34) Bill Browder appeared on Maria Bartiromo's program to defend his reputation against accusations made by Vladimir Putin during the Helsinki summit. Browder recounted the death of his lawyer Sergei Magnitsky in a Russian prison and denied Putin's claim that he funneled $400 million to the Hillary Clinton campaign. Browder, who renounced his U.S. citizenship for tax reasons, maintains that the charges against him are a fabrication by the Kremlin. Keywords: [bill browder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-browder.md), [sergei magnitsky](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sergei-magnitsky.md), [vladimir putin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vladimir-putin.md), [maria bartiromo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maria-bartiromo.md), [taxes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/taxes.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/16.md) ### 17. U.S. Oil Production, China Trade Tariffs (1:02:35–1:06:08) The Chairman of Pioneer National Resources discusses the impact of trade sanctions and steel tariffs on the U.S. oil industry. While the U.S. is on track to produce 15 million barrels a day by 2026, tariffs on foreign steel are raising the cost of piping by up to 30%. Additionally, the potential for Chinese tariffs on U.S. oil exports—currently at 300,000 barrels per day—poses a risk to the market. Keywords: [oil prices](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oil-prices.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md), [tariffs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tariffs.md), pioneer national resources, [brent crude](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brent-crude.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/17.md) ### 18. ZTE Sanctions, Trump-Xi Quid Pro Quo (1:06:09–1:08:02) Congress has allowed the Trump administration's deal with ZTE Corp to remain in place, averting a crisis for the Chinese telecommunications giant. Speculation regarding the deal includes a "quid pro quo" involving Ivanka Trump's trademarks in China or a strategic move to prevent a domino effect in the Chinese economy. Critics, including Adam Schiff, have questioned the motivations behind the reversal of sanctions. Keywords: zte corp, [xi jinping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xi-jinping.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [ivanka trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ivanka-trump.md), [china](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/china.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/18.md) ### 19. No Agenda Stream, Executive Producer Credits (1:08:03–1:15:02) The show acknowledges its live audience in the "Troll Room" and thanks executive producers for their financial support via the "Value for Value" model. A specific donation from "Poor Funk" leads to a discussion about a listener's podcast, "The Netflix Explorers," and a request for a custom audio drop. The hosts emphasize that the show remains free of traditional advertising and is entirely listener-supported. Keywords: [no agenda stream](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-stream.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), netflix explorers, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [podcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcasting.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/19.md) ### 20. Twitter Harassment, Baronet Title Upgrades (1:15:02–1:18:24) The hosts discuss being targeted by "trolls" and "doxxers" on Twitter, noting the platform's failure to address persistent harassment from burner accounts. Amidst the discussion, several donors are recognized for their contributions, including Sir Carrey, who reached the level of Baronet. A donation matching the cost of a New York Times subscription is highlighted as a preference for "No Agenda" news over mainstream media. Keywords: [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/harassment.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/20.md) ### 21. Newspaper Industry, Value for Value System (1:18:25–1:22:02) The economics of the newspaper industry are debated, specifically the ratio of advertising revenue to subscription costs. The hosts argue that the "Value for Value" system is a superior model for maintaining independent media without corporate influence. Listeners are encouraged to list their "Executive Producer" credits on professional resumes and LinkedIn profiles. Keywords: [new york times](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-york-times.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [value for value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [subscriptions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscriptions.md), [linkedin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/linkedin.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/21.md) ### 22. Whoopi Goldberg and Judge Jeanine, The View Altercation (1:22:03–1:28:49) A heated on-air exchange between Whoopi Goldberg and Judge Jeanine Pirro on "The View" is analyzed, including rumors of a backstage confrontation where Goldberg allegedly used profanity. The discussion explores the corporate ties between Pirro's publisher, Hachette, and Disney, the parent company of ABC. It is suggested that Goldberg's actions might be viewed as "interfering with commerce," potentially leading to her departure from the show. Keywords: [whoopi goldberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whoopi-goldberg.md), judge jeanine pirro, [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), [hachette](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hachette.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/22.md) ### 23. Public Defecation Phenomenon, Amygdala Issues (1:28:50–1:32:57) The hosts discuss a reported increase in incidents of public defecation by non-homeless individuals, such as joggers and supermarket patrons. The conversation touches on potential psychological causes, including "Trump Derangement Syndrome" and issues with the amygdala. Listeners with backgrounds in counseling or psychology are invited to provide insight into this behavioral trend. Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), public defecation, [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md), [amygdala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amygdala.md), [social behavior](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-behavior.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/23.md) ### 24. GPS Technology, Hippocampus and Memory Loss (1:32:58–1:36:16) Particle physicist John Hughes and neuroscientist Véronique Bobo discuss the negative impact of GPS reliance on the human brain. Research suggests that using spatial navigation "lights up" the hippocampus, whereas GPS usage leaves it "dark," potentially leading to a greater risk of Alzheimer's and dementia. The "use-it-or-lose-it" nature of spatial memory is emphasized as a critical factor in maintaining cognitive health. Keywords: [gps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gps.md), [hippocampus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hippocampus.md), [alzheimer's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alzheimer-s.md), declarative memory, [neuroscience](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/neuroscience.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/24.md) ### 25. Google Maps Deterioration, Spatial Navigation Strategies (1:36:15–1:42:25) Personal anecdotes illustrate the shift away from digital navigation toward traditional map-reading and memorization to improve mental engagement. The hosts criticize the "flaky" nature of modern Google Maps and the loss of privacy associated with constant tracking. One host describes switching to a Kyocera flip phone to avoid the "moronic" behavior associated with smartphone addiction in traffic. Keywords: [google maps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-maps.md), spatial memory, [kyocera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kyocera.md), [tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tracking.md), [navigation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/navigation.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/25.md) ### 26. Waze and Google Shortcuts, Traffic Rerouting (1:42:27–1:45:16) A discussion on how navigation apps like Google and Waze have "ruined" personal shortcuts by sharing them with the masses, leading to congestion on previously quiet side streets. An anecdote about attempting to reach Burbank Airport via Sunset Boulevard highlights the frustration of GPS systems that insist on routing drivers into heavy traffic on the 405 freeway. Keywords: [google maps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-maps.md), [waze](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/waze.md), [bay bridge](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bay-bridge.md), shortcuts, [traffic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/26.md) ### 27. Frank Abagnale, Trusona and Passwordless Security (1:45:17–1:51:05) Frank Abagnale, the inspiration for "Catch Me If You Can," discusses a new technology called Trusona that aims to eliminate passwords within 24 months. Developed for the CIA, the system uses QR codes and identity verification to provide "Level 4" security. However, the hosts express skepticism, calling the concept "utter bullcrap" and questioning how it prevents authentication via stolen devices or biometric coercion. Keywords: frank abagnale, trusona, [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [microsoft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/microsoft.md), [passwords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passwords.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/27.md) ### 28. 5G Technology, Remote Assassination Concerns (1:51:05–1:54:41) Concerns are raised regarding the future of 5G technology and its potential use in remote assassinations or vehicle hijackings. Claims are made that law enforcement can already take control of pacemakers or lock individuals inside their cars from a distance of 35 feet, with the expectation that 5G will extend this range to thousands of miles. The segment includes a "No Agenda tip" to carry an emergency glass-breaking hammer in vehicles. Keywords: [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [pacemakers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pacemakers.md), [quantico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/quantico.md), [fbi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fbi.md), [cyber security](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cyber-security.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/28.md) ### 29. Internet of Things, 5G Health Risks (1:54:42–1:59:24) The "Internet of Things" is criticized for creating unnecessary security weaknesses in household appliances like refrigerators and toasters. Additionally, the health risks of 5G are discussed, noting that a firefighters' union has blocked the installation of 5G sites on firehouses due to reports of dizziness and illness. The hosts jokingly suggest wearing Faraday cloth or aluminum foil to protect against electromagnetic frequencies. Keywords: [internet of things](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-of-things.md), [5g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/5g.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), faraday cloth, firefighters union [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/29.md) ### 30. Sponsor segment: Nutrisystem DNA Body Blueprint, Genetic Scams (1:59:26–2:01:47) Nutrisystem is marketing a new "DNA Body Blueprint" that claims to use genetic testing to determine the best weight loss strategy for individuals. The hosts characterize this as a "scam" and a marketing gimmick designed to capitalize on the popularity of DNA testing services. They mock the idea that a genetic profile is necessary to determine if someone should eat a frozen burger. Keywords: nutrisystem, [dna testing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dna-testing.md), [weight loss](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/weight-loss.md), [marketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marketing.md), [genetics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/genetics.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/30.md) ### 31. Listener Donations, Karma Requests (2:01:48–2:08:45) A series of listener donations are read, including requests for "gambling karma," "job karma," and "rain stick action" for Nebraska and Brazil. One donor contributes on behalf of "Liberty Larry" to "de-douche" him for years of listening without paying. The impact of the trade war on Nebraska soybean farmers is also mentioned in a note from a producer. 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Keywords: [ellen pao](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ellen-pao.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md), shonda rhimes, [kleiner perkins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kleiner-perkins.md), [me too movement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/me-too-movement.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/36.md) ### 37. Rent-A-Hitman Website, Parody and Crime Fighting (2:25:06–2:27:14) Bob Innes, an IT consultant from Novato, California, created the website "rentahitman.com" in 2005 as a joke for his security business. However, the site has since attracted nearly 100 legitimate murder-for-hire solicitations, which Innes now turns over to law enforcement. The segment highlights the "dumbness" of the public in attempting to hire contract killers through a parody website. 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Keywords: [vaccinations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vaccinations.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), medical waivers, [public health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-health.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md) [Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1053-lefties-are-right/chapter/39.md) ### 40. Tommy Robinson, Free Tommy Movement (2:31:29–2:36:40) The "Free Tommy" movement in the UK is gaining momentum as supporters protest the imprisonment of activist Tommy Robinson. Robinson was arrested for contempt of court while reporting on "grooming gangs" in the north of England, a topic supporters claim the BBC and elites have suppressed. The segment includes a clip of a Dutch citizen telling a BBC reporter to "F off," reflecting widespread public distrust of the institution. 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