# Bot Cops

> Network executives scrap a ratings powerhouse over social media fallout while a massive European payment failure exposes the fragile reality of a cashless future.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1039
- **Published:** 2018-06-04
- **Length:** 3h 2m
- **Topics:** Roseanne cancellation, Visa outage, Zuckerberg revolt, Bot legislation, Hexane extraction, East Austin gentrification
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops

## About this episode

ABC canceled the top-rated Roseanne revival after star Roseanne Barr directed a racist tweet toward former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett, prompting a swift corporate response from Disney CEO Bob Iger. While Sanofi, the manufacturer of Ambien, publicly rebutted Barr’s claims that the sedative caused her behavior, the fallout left hundreds of production crew members unemployed. The move highlights a growing divide in Hollywood standards as media figures like Samantha Bee and Joy Reid retain their positions despite their own recent public controversies.

In the tech sector, Facebook faces a shareholder revolt as investors attempt to strip Mark Zuckerberg of absolute control through a proposed one-share-one-vote policy. Meanwhile, a massive Visa payment network outage across Europe and the UK served as a dire warning against the transition toward a cashless society, leaving consumers unable to purchase food or medicine. In California, Netflix CEO Reed Hastings is reportedly funding sophisticated attack ads against gubernatorial candidate Gavin Newsom, while new state legislation aims to force the labeling of social media bots and regulate the Internet of Things.

Adam Curry returns from a Mexican vacation to address a successful elopement prank orchestrated by John C. Dvorak that fooled military producers and listeners alike. The hosts explore the demographic shift in East Austin where dogs now outnumber children and offer a life-saving tip to wear white at night to prevent pedestrian accidents. Baronet Horatio of Arabia provides a dispatch on the 48-degree heat in Saudi Arabia as the No Agenda Transcript Project launches new AI-search capabilities.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/transcript.md.

### 1. Steve Martin and Celine Dion, Louie Louie Cover Versions (0:00–1:20)

The hosts open the program discussing a collection of cover versions of the song Louie Louie, including a 1965 version by the Sonics. They briefly critique a Netflix special featuring Steve Martin and Martin Short, describing the performance as two separate acts that occasionally intersect.

Keywords: steve martin, [celine dion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/celine-dion.md), the sonics, [louie louie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/louie-louie.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/1.md)

### 2. United Airlines Delays and iPhone Location Privacy Settings (1:21–2:55)

Travel delays on United Airlines resulted in a late arrival, compounded by a technical issue with an iPhone. Because location services were disabled for privacy reasons, the device failed to update its internal clock automatically, leading to a missed wake-up time and reduced preparation window for the broadcast.

Keywords: [united airlines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/united-airlines.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), location services, [privacy settings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy-settings.md), [travel delays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/travel-delays.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Hexane Extraction Risks in Decaf Coffee and Olive Oil (2:56–4:25)

A discussion on the lack of caffeinated coffee leads to an explanation of hexane extraction in food processing. Hexane is a volatile liquid used to remove caffeine from coffee and extract oil from olives; consumers are advised to seek expeller-pressed or crushed oils for salad dressings to avoid residual chemicals.

Keywords: [hexane](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hexane.md), decaf coffee, [olive oil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/olive-oil.md), expeller pressed, [food safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/food-safety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Adam Curry's Vacation and John C. Dvorak's Elopement Prank (4:26–9:00)

Adam Curry returns from a week-long vacation and commends John C. Dvorak for a successful long-form prank regarding an alleged elopement. Dvorak had suggested in a newsletter and on-air that Curry was heading to Las Vegas to be married by an Elvis impersonator, a claim that prompted numerous congratulatory messages from listeners and military producers.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vegas.md), elvis, [newsletter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/newsletter.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Viceroy Hotel Cabo San Jose, Professional Influencer Observations (9:00–12:49)

During a stay at the newly opened Viceroy Hotel in Cabo San Jose, Mexico, observations were made regarding the behavior of professional hotel reviewers and social media models. The "beta test" environment of the unfinished hotel highlighted a pervasive smartphone addiction among guests, characterized by constant "phone checks" and repetitive selfie-taking.

Keywords: cabo san jose, viceroy hotel, [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md), [influencers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/influencers.md), [smartphone addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smartphone-addiction.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Facebook Data Tracking and Spanish Language Spam in Mexico (12:50–15:05)

Accessing Facebook via a mobile browser while in Mexico triggered an immediate influx of Spanish-language marketing emails, despite location services being disabled on the device. This event serves as a catalyst for a discussion on the toxic culture within the No Agenda Facebook group and the invasive nature of social media data sharing.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [data tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-tracking.md), location services, [spam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spam.md), social media toxicity

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Social Network DNA, Orkut and Google Plus Failures (15:06–17:13)

The evolution of social networks is analyzed through the concept of "digital DNA," suggesting that platforms develop cultures that are impossible for parent companies to change. Examples cited include Orkut's specific demographic shift in Brazil and the subsequent failures of Google Buzz and Google Plus to capture market share from established competitors.

Keywords: [orkut](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/orkut.md), [google plus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google-plus.md), [myspace](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/myspace.md), [social media](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media.md), [brazil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/brazil.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Deactivating Facebook and Instagram Usage Trends (17:14–18:38)

One of the hosts announces the deactivation of their Facebook account due to a lack of perceived value and concerns over platform toxicity. The decision was mirrored by family members who only maintained accounts for familial connectivity, though the move does not yet extend to Instagram, which remains a primary platform for younger demographics.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [instagram](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/instagram.md), account deactivation, data download, [social media trends](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-media-trends.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Reddit Subreddit Interactions and Shadow Banning Experiences (18:39–21:27)

An attempt to engage with critics on a No Agenda-themed subreddit resulted in technical frustrations regarding Reddit's moderation systems. The host describes being caught in a spam filter—effectively a "bozo filter"—and the subsequent demand from "supermods" for external verification via Twitter to prove his identity.

Keywords: [reddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reddit.md), [subreddit](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subreddit.md), [shadow banning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shadow-banning.md), [moderators](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/moderators.md), [verification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/verification.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Media Sentiment Shift and Listener Health Impacts (21:27–24:10)

The hosts argue that while their show's format remains consistent, the media landscape has shifted 180 degrees from fawning over the previous administration to hostility toward President Trump. They posit that for some listeners, the stress of modern news cycles and the show's deconstruction of it may be negatively impacting their physical and mental health.

Keywords: [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), audience health, [political polarization](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-polarization.md), [news coverage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-coverage.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Marriage Proposal Plans and Texas Common-Law Marriage (24:10–25:52)

Reflecting on a week spent without work distractions, a host discusses the decision to plan a formal marriage proposal. While the state of Texas recognizes the couple as common-law married, the host expresses a desire to create a significant event for his partner that surpasses the "Vegas Elvis" trope.

Keywords: [marriage proposal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/marriage-proposal.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), common-law marriage, [relationship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/relationship.md), [vacation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vacation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/11.md)

### 12. No Agenda Transcript Project and Freedom Controller Tools (25:53–28:07)

The hosts highlight the technological achievements of the "No Agenda Transcript Project," which uses AI to allow searchable access to past episodes. They also credit Dave Jones for the creation of the Freedom Controller, a specialized podcast production tool, and thank Ramsey Cain for producing "best-of" content during the vacation hiatus.

Keywords: ai transcription, [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [dave jones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dave-jones.md), [freedom controller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom-controller.md), [ramsey cain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ramsey-cain.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Roseanne Barr Twitter Controversy and ABC Show Cancellation (28:09–31:06)

ABC canceled the top-rated "Roseanne" revival following a racist tweet by Roseanne Barr directed at former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett. Despite the show being the network's first number-one program in over two decades, executives at Disney and ABC determined the offensive content made the production untenable.

Keywords: [roseanne barr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roseanne-barr.md), [abc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), show cancellation

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Hollywood Peer Pressure and Tim Allen Comparison (31:07–34:53)

The hosts suggest that ABC's decision to cancel "Roseanne" was driven by Hollywood peer pressure and a desire to distance the network from pro-Trump demographics. They compare the situation to the cancellation of Tim Allen's "Last Man Standing," arguing that political bias often outweighs shareholder interests and ratings in network decision-making.

Keywords: [tim allen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tim-allen.md), [abc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), solo: a star wars story, [political bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Ambien Side Effects and Sanofi Pharmaceutical Response (34:53–37:39)

Roseanne Barr's claim that her controversial tweets were the result of taking Ambien prompted a public rebuttal from the drug's manufacturer, Sanofi, stating that racism is not a known side effect. The hosts review the actual clinical side effects of the sedative, including sleepwalking, memory loss, and "emotional blunting."

Keywords: [ambien](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ambien.md), [sanofi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanofi.md), [side effects](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/side-effects.md), [roseanne barr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roseanne-barr.md), [insomnia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/insomnia.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Bob Iger's Apology and White House Reaction to Roseanne (37:40–40:58)

Disney CEO Bob Iger personally called Valerie Jarrett to apologize for Roseanne Barr's comments, a move the hosts characterize as "virtue signaling." President Trump responded by criticizing Iger for never apologizing for "horrible statements" made about the presidency on ABC, highlighting a perceived double standard in corporate accountability.

Keywords: [bob iger](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bob-iger.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Hollywood Job Losses and Valerie Jarrett Lizard Theory (40:58–42:23)

The cancellation of "Roseanne" left hundreds of crew members and writers unemployed, a fact the hosts note received more media attention than similar layoffs on conservative-leaning shows. A satirical aside suggests that if Barr had referred to Valerie Jarrett as a "lizard" rather than using racial tropes, she might have avoided the same level of backlash.

Keywords: david kaplan, [roseanne barr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roseanne-barr.md), [valerie jarrett](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/valerie-jarrett.md), [lizard people](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lizard-people.md), job security

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Samantha Bee, Joy Reid, and Media Double Standards (42:24–45:51)

The hosts examine the lack of professional consequences for Samantha Bee and Joy Reid following their own controversial statements. They contrast the swift firing of Roseanne Barr with the retention of Reid at MSNBC despite past homophobic blog posts, and Bee's use of a gendered slur against Ivanka Trump.

Keywords: [samantha bee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/samantha-bee.md), [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [double standards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/double-standards.md), [political rhetoric](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-rhetoric.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Facebook Shareholder Meeting and Mark Zuckerberg Control (45:52–48:27)

Facebook faces a contentious shareholder meeting where proposals aim to strip Mark Zuckerberg of his absolute control through a "one share, one vote" policy. Other proposals include the creation of an oversight committee and reports on gender inequality, all of which are opposed by the company's current leadership.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [mark zuckerberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-zuckerberg.md), [shareholders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shareholders.md), [voting rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voting-rights.md), gender inequality

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Trump Jobs Report Tweet and SEC Rule Controversy (48:28–53:30)

President Trump's tweet expressing anticipation for the monthly jobs report an hour before its official release sparked a media firestorm regarding market integrity. While critics and journalists like Stephanie Ruhle suggested the tweet violated protocol or law, the hosts point to a 2009 instance where President Obama discussed dismal jobs numbers prior to their release.

Keywords: [jobs report](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jobs-report.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [stephanie ruhle](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephanie-ruhle.md), [sec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sec.md), [market manipulation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/market-manipulation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Economic Data Politicization and Statistician Credibility (53:30–57:43)

A PBS NewsHour segment explores the sensitivity of economic data releases and the potential for market destabilization if the 8:30 AM lockup period is compromised. The discussion emphasizes that politicizing data integrity can fuel conspiracy theories, while the hosts mock the perceived self-importance of the statisticians involved.

Keywords: [pbs newshour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs-newshour.md), economists, market stability, data integrity, [conspiracy theories](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/conspiracy-theories.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/21.md)

### 22. PBS Donation Drives and Fleetwood Mac Concert Specials (57:43–1:00:40)

The hosts critique the repetitive nature of PBS donation drives, specifically those featuring Fleetwood Mac concert footage. They describe the "stooges" used in local cut-ins and share personal anecdotes about meeting Mick Fleetwood and the band during the 1980s, noting the band's history of internal conflict.

Keywords: [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [fleetwood mac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fleetwood-mac.md), [kqed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kqed.md), [donation drive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation-drive.md), mick fleetwood

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/22.md)

### 23. PBS "Sustainers" and Lack of Local Affiliate Effort (1:00:41–1:04:23)

PBS President Paula Kerger introduces the term "sustainers" for monthly donors, a branding shift the hosts find pretentious. They criticize the network for failing to localize donation segments for specific affiliates like KQED, arguing that high-revenue networks should put more effort into their fundraising production.

Keywords: paula kerger, [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), sustainers, [kqed](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kqed.md), local affiliates

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Fleetwood Mac Tour Promotion and PBS Commercial Interests (1:04:24–1:07:23)

The relationship between PBS and commercial entities is examined through the lens of concert specials that serve as de facto promotions for band tours. The hosts argue that despite claims of being viewer-supported, these programs involve complex royalty and performance rights deals that benefit major musical acts like Fleetwood Mac.

Keywords: [fleetwood mac](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fleetwood-mac.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [royalties](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/royalties.md), tour promotion, [public broadcasting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/public-broadcasting.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/24.md)

### 25. No Agenda Episode 1039 Introduction and Donor Recognition (1:07:24–1:12:19)

The hosts officially open the donation segment for Episode 1039, thanking the artists and producers who maintain the show's "value-for-value" model. They acknowledge the work of Ramsey Cain in preparing recent specials and begin the process of thanking high-tier donors and executive producers.

Keywords: tungsten tom, [ramsey cain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ramsey-cain.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md), episode 1039

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Baronet Horatio of Arabia and Saudi Arabia Heat Reports (1:12:20–1:16:02)

A producer living in Saudi Arabia, now titled Baronet Horatio of Arabia, contributes to the show and reports on extreme temperatures reaching 48 degrees Celsius. The hosts discuss the process of upgrading titles within the No Agenda peerage system based on cumulative donations.

Keywords: [saudi arabia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saudi-arabia.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md), [heat wave](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/heat-wave.md), [title change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/title-change.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Birthday Donations and Liberal-to-No-Agenda Conversions (1:16:03–1:20:24)

A 50th birthday donation from a former liberal supporter of Bernie Sanders highlights a personal transformation triggered by questioning the Iraq War. The donor describes alienating Facebook friends and struggling to communicate with a mother who reportedly only watches the Food Network to cope with the current political climate.

Keywords: [bernie sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bernie-sanders.md), [iraq war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iraq-war.md), [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [dementia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dementia.md), [birthday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthday.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Sponsor segment: Andrew Grasso and Digital Advertising Agency Promotion (1:20:24–1:23:34)

Andrew Grasso of New York City provides a donation while promoting his new web development and digital advertising agency, Atlan Digital. Grasso shares personal struggles, including his parents' home foreclosure, and offers his services to the "Gitmo Nation" listener base.

Keywords: andrew grasso, atlan digital, [web development](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/web-development.md), [startup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/startup.md), [foreclosure](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/foreclosure.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Steemit Content Monetization and Credit Union Donations (1:23:35–1:26:56)

The hosts discover that an unknown individual is posting No Agenda episodes to the blockchain-based social network Steemit and earning approximately $30 per show in cryptocurrency. They also discuss the "Popmoney" system used by credit unions as an alternative method for listeners to send donations.

Keywords: steemit, [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [popmoney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/popmoney.md), [credit unions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credit-unions.md), content piracy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/29.md)

### 30. International Media Deconstruction and Military Deployments (1:26:58–1:32:13)

A donor from Oregon encourages more deconstruction of non-U.S. media, a goal the hosts support through their "boots on the ground" listener network. Another producer, an airborne service member, announces his tenth upcoming military deployment while expressing his support for the show's mission.

Keywords: [international news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-news.md), [military](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/military.md), [deployment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/deployment.md), airborne, [vinyl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/vinyl.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Millennial Dating Apps and "Dog Mom" Culture (1:32:15–1:35:37)

A millennial donor expresses frustration with modern dating apps, claiming they are dominated by "dog moms" who prioritize pets over human relationships. The discussion touches on the "Japanese approach" to staying single and the humorous misuse of the term "seppuku" in the donor's note.

Keywords: [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [dating apps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dating-apps.md), dog moms, year of the dog, seppuku

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/31.md)

### 32. East Austin Gentrification and Dog-to-Child Ratios (1:35:45–1:38:09)

Research from the University of Texas confirms a demographic shift in East Austin, where dogs now outnumber children in certain neighborhoods. Long-time residents express concern that playgrounds are being converted into dog parks, signaling a permanent change in the area's family-oriented character.

Keywords: [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [gentrification](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gentrification.md), [university of texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-texas.md), dog parks, [affordable housing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/affordable-housing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Tiny Homes and New York Real Estate Prices (1:38:10–1:40:34)

The hosts discuss potential solutions to the housing crisis, including the construction of smaller cottages and "dorms for adults" in Austin. They contrast these efforts with the extreme real estate market in New York City, where a 750-square-foot studio apartment can command a price of $1.8 million.

Keywords: [tiny homes](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tiny-homes.md), [real estate](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/real-estate.md), [manhattan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/manhattan.md), dorms, [affordable housing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/affordable-housing.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Global Abortion Law Changes in Ireland and Argentina (1:40:36–1:41:55)

Following a landmark vote in Ireland to legalize abortion, hundreds of women in Argentina have begun protesting to relax their country's strict anti-abortion laws. The Argentine Congress is scheduled to vote on June 13th regarding the termination of pregnancies within the first 14 weeks.

Keywords: [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md), [argentina](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/argentina.md), [abortion laws](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abortion-laws.md), [protests](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/protests.md), [new world order](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-world-order.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Italian Populist Government and EU Financial Stability (1:41:56–1:45:57)

Italy has formed a new coalition government led by the Five Star Movement and right-wing parties, creating the first "Trump-like" populist administration in a major European economy. Financial markets remain wary of the new government's plans for a flat tax and pension reform, which could lead to a downgrade of Italian debt to "junk" status.

Keywords: [italy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/italy.md), [five star movement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/five-star-movement.md), [beppe grillo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/beppe-grillo.md), [mario draghi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mario-draghi.md), [junk bonds](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/junk-bonds.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/35.md)

### 36. Global Socialist Movements and Second Amendment Protections (1:45:57–1:47:36)

The hosts discuss the rise of socialist governments in Spain and Italy, characterizing them as a "revolt of the slaves." They argue that the Second Amendment in the United States serves as a unique defense mechanism against government overreach that is absent in European parliamentary systems.

Keywords: [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), [socialism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/socialism.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [gun rights](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-rights.md), [civil unrest](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/civil-unrest.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/36.md)

### 37. U.S. Steel and Aluminum Tariffs on the European Union (1:47:37–1:50:34)

President Trump imposed significant tariffs on steel and aluminum imports from the European Union, prompting threats of retaliation from EU Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker. The EU plans to target American products like Harley-Davidson motorcycles and blue jeans in response to what they label as "pure protectionism."

Keywords: [tariffs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tariffs.md), [steel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steel.md), [aluminum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/aluminum.md), [jean-claude juncker](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jean-claude-juncker.md), [trade war](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-war.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Trump's Campaign Promises and Trade Negotiations (1:50:34–1:52:51)

The hosts analyze President Trump's approach to trade, noting his tendency to follow through on campaign promises that traditional politicians typically ignore. They also mention the upcoming Mexican election and the potential victory of left-wing populist Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador (AMLO).

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [trade policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-policy.md), [campaign promises](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-promises.md), [amlo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amlo.md), [mexico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mexico.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Self-Help Books and the "Don't Tear My Sign" Metaphor (1:52:53–1:54:39)

A personal anecdote describes a 1970s-era self-help metaphor where every individual carries an invisible "sign" representing their self-worth. The phrase "don't tear my sign" was used to describe people who attempt to diminish others' happiness or confidence throughout the day.

Keywords: self-help, [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md), [1970s](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1970s.md), [metaphor](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/metaphor.md), [personality](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/personality.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Thumbs Down Gesture as a Road Rage Alternative (1:54:39–1:57:02)

A new strategy for dealing with aggressive drivers involves giving a "thumbs down" gesture instead of the traditional middle finger. The hosts argue that this non-aggressive signal is more confusing and psychologically impactful to the recipient, particularly in high-tension traffic environments like Austin or California.

Keywords: [road rage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/road-rage.md), thumbs down, [traffic](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic.md), [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Jimmy Kimmel "Name a Book" Street Segment (1:57:02–2:01:10)

A segment from Jimmy Kimmel Live highlights a Pew Research Center study claiming one in four Americans has not read a book in the past year. In a series of man-on-the-street interviews, several pedestrians—including a former librarian—struggle to name a single book title, often confusing movies with literature.

Keywords: [jimmy kimmel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jimmy-kimmel.md), [literacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/literacy.md), [pew research center](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pew-research-center.md), street interview, [books](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/books.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/41.md)

### 42. California Gubernatorial Race and Anti-Gavin Newsom Ads (2:01:11–2:05:54)

Netflix CEO Reed Hastings is reportedly funding high-quality attack ads against California gubernatorial candidate Gavin Newsom. The ads use subtle psychological framing to associate Newsom with negative traits, while the hosts critique Newsom's "political douche" persona and his history as Mayor of San Francisco.

Keywords: [gavin newsom](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gavin-newsom.md), [reed hastings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reed-hastings.md), [netflix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netflix.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [political ads](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-ads.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/42.md)

### 43. Visa Payment Network Outage and Cashless Society Risks (2:05:54–2:08:52)

A major hardware failure in the Visa payment network caused widespread disruption across Europe, particularly in the UK and Sweden. The outage prevented consumers from purchasing food and medication, serving as a "dire warning" against the push for a completely cashless society and validating concerns about technological dependence.

Keywords: [visa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/visa.md), payment outage, [cashless society](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cashless-society.md), [sweden](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sweden.md), [ted kaczynski](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ted-kaczynski.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Computer-Generated News Videos and SEO Gaming (2:08:52–2:10:39)

The hosts express frustration with the prevalence of YouTube news videos that use computer-generated voices and scrolling text instead of human reporting. They argue that these low-quality videos are designed to game search engine optimization (SEO) algorithms, making it difficult to find legitimate video coverage of major events like the Visa outage.

Keywords: [youtube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/youtube.md), [seo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/seo.md), computer voice, [news reporting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/news-reporting.md), [algorithms](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/algorithms.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Coding Education and the "App Slave" Pipeline (2:10:40–2:13:57)

A critique of modern computer science education suggests that children are being taught "app skills" to become "coding slaves" for major tech platforms rather than learning fundamental programming. The hosts advocate for a return to basic computer literacy and open-source principles to empower users to control their own technology.

Keywords: [coding](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/coding.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [open source](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/open-source.md), [richard stallman](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/richard-stallman.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Crab Picking Labor Shortage and H-2B Visas (2:13:58–2:16:26)

A discussion on the shortage of H-2B visas for seasonal workers clarifies the nature of "crab picking" as a high-skill, labor-intensive job that few domestic workers are willing to perform. The process involves meticulously removing small pieces of meat from boiled crab bodies, a task essential to the coastal seafood industry.

Keywords: crab picking, [h-2b visas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/h-2b-visas.md), [labor shortage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/labor-shortage.md), [maryland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/maryland.md), seasonal work

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Wi-Fi Beaconing and Retail Location Tracking (2:16:27–2:18:04)

Retailers are increasingly using sophisticated Wi-Fi beaconing systems to track customers' movements within stores down to specific aisles. This data is then used to serve targeted advertisements, such as toothpaste ads after a customer visits the dental care section, leading to a recommendation to disable Wi-Fi when in public spaces.

Keywords: [wi-fi](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wi-fi.md), beaconing, retail tracking, [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), location services

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/47.md)

### 48. No Agenda Peerage and International Donor Roll (2:18:05–2:23:12)

The hosts read through a list of international donors from the Netherlands, Spain, and Germany, acknowledging their contributions to the show's operation. They highlight the "Wi-Fi Knight" in Amsterdam and discuss the "traditional Dutch birthday circle" as a cultural anecdote shared by a producer.

Keywords: [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [spain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/spain.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/48.md)

### 49. TPO Podcast and QAnon "Psy-Op" Discussion (2:23:13–2:26:10)

The hosts acknowledge the success of the TPO Podcast in the Netherlands and its host Roderick Veelo. They also address persistent listener inquiries regarding QAnon, with one host stating his conviction that the movement is a "psychological operation" (psy-op) designed to manipulate public attention.

Keywords: [tpo podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tpo-podcast.md), roderick veelo, [qanon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/qanon.md), [psychological operation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychological-operation.md), [msm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msm.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Final Donor Credits and Midterm Election Predictions (2:26:12–2:30:53)

The final segment of donor credits includes contributors from Germany, Australia, and Las Vegas. One donor predicts that financial support for the show will increase following the U.S. midterm elections, while others request "de-douching" ceremonies for themselves or acquaintances.

Keywords: [midterm elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midterm-elections.md), [germany](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/germany.md), [australia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/australia.md), [las vegas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/las-vegas.md), [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/50.md)

### 51. Sir Shumi and Pirelli World Challenge Racing Success (2:30:53–2:33:19)

Sir Shumi, a "mercenary of the racetrack," reports on his team's success in the Pirelli World Challenge at Lime Rock Park, attributing their podium finishes to "No Agenda karma." Despite being sponsored by the cybersecurity firm Crowdstrike, the team managed to secure first and third-place finishes in the GTS class.

Keywords: pirelli world challenge, [racing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racing.md), gt4, [crowdstrike](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crowdstrike.md), lime rock park

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/51.md)

### 52. Birthday Announcements and Peerage Title Changes (2:33:19–2:36:57)

The hosts announce several birthdays within the "Gitmo Nation" community, including a three-year-old named Amalia. They also formalize a title change for Sir Colin Sloman, who has reached the rank of Baronet Horatio of Arabia within the show's listener hierarchy.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [peerage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peerage.md), [baronet](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/baronet.md), [gitmo nation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gitmo-nation.md), amalia

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/52.md)

### 53. Cross-Pollination Advertising and Audible Tracking Claims (2:36:58–2:39:09)

A listener report describes a disturbing coincidence where a telemarketing call from Hartford, Connecticut, arrived seconds after the city was mentioned in an Audible audiobook of Mark Twain's "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court." The hosts discuss this as potential evidence of advanced cross-pollination in digital advertising and surveillance.

Keywords: [audible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audible.md), [mark twain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-twain.md), [telemarketing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/telemarketing.md), [hartford](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hartford.md), cross-pollination

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/53.md)

### 54. Silicon Valley Tech Titans Restricting Children's Device Access (2:39:09–2:41:15)

A CBS News report highlights that many tech executives in Silicon Valley, following the examples of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, strictly limit their own children's access to technology. These "tech titans" express concern over potential links between heavy device usage and rising teen suicide rates, anxiety, and the loss of social skills.

Keywords: [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md), [bill gates](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bill-gates.md), [steve jobs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steve-jobs.md), teen suicide, [screen time](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/screen-time.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/54.md)

### 55. Nokia E71 Selfie Mirror and Digital Health Tools (2:41:16–2:43:17)

An anecdote about attempting to take a selfie with a vintage Nokia E71—which features a small physical mirror rather than a front-facing camera—leads to a discussion on upcoming "digital health" features from Apple. The hosts remain skeptical of using technology to solve the problem of technology addiction.

Keywords: [nokia e71](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia-e71.md), [selfie](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/selfie.md), [digital health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/digital-health.md), [apple](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple.md), [wwdc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wwdc.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/55.md)

### 56. Tristan Harris and the Ethics of Attention Maximization (2:43:28–2:46:09)

Former Google design ethicist Tristan Harris argues that tech companies are fundamentally misaligned with democracy because their business models rely on maximizing user attention. The hosts discuss the "drug dealer" irony of tech companies providing tools to help users spend less time on their platforms.

Keywords: [tristan harris](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tristan-harris.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), attention economy, [ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethics.md), digital wellness

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/56.md)

### 57. California Bot Legislation and Internet of Things Regulation (2:46:09–2:49:22)

Three new bills in California aim to regulate the digital landscape by requiring the labeling of social media bots, funding research into cell phone addiction, and regulating the "Internet of Things." The goal is to provide transparency so users know if they are interacting with a human or a machine and to give them more control over their personal data.

Keywords: [bots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bots.md), [california](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/california.md), [legislation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/legislation.md), [internet of things](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/internet-of-things.md), [data privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/57.md)

### 58. Amazon's Expansion into the Advertising Network Business (2:49:22–2:52:41)

Amazon is rapidly expanding its advertising business, leveraging the massive amount of consumer data it collects through Whole Foods, Audible, and its primary retail platform. The hosts express alarm at the level of detailed profiling Amazon can perform, combining purchase history with entertainment and dietary habits.

Keywords: [amazon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/amazon.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [whole foods](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/whole-foods.md), [audible](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/audible.md), [data profiling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-profiling.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/58.md)

### 59. Automated Helper Bots and Cold Turkey Addiction Breaks (2:52:43–2:54:58)

The hosts discuss their interactions with automated "helper" bots and the difficulty of enforcing bot-labeling laws. They conclude that the only effective way to break smartphone addiction is to go "cold turkey" and move "off the grid" (OTG) by using devices that do not provide constant notifications and updates.

Keywords: [bots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bots.md), [turing test](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/turing-test.md), [addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/addiction.md), [smartphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smartphone.md), [off the grid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/off-the-grid.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/59.md)

### 60. Puerto Rico Death Toll and Thursday Show Preview (2:54:59–2:57:40)

The hosts preview upcoming topics for the Thursday program, including new data on the Hurricane Maria death toll in Puerto Rico and the status of negotiations with North Korea. They also mention a story involving an Uber driver shooting a passenger before signing off with their traditional closing.

Keywords: [puerto rico](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/puerto-rico.md), [hurricane maria](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hurricane-maria.md), [death toll](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/death-toll.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [uber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uber.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/60.md)

### 61. Pedestrian Safety and "Wear White at Night" Campaign (2:57:41–3:01:58)

In a final "life-saving tip," the hosts discuss the high rate of pedestrian accidents occurring at night. They argue that many of these incidents are caused by pedestrians wearing all-black clothing on dimly lit streets and urge listeners to "wear white at night" to ensure visibility to drivers.

Keywords: [pedestrian safety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pedestrian-safety.md), [traffic accidents](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/traffic-accidents.md), [visibility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/visibility.md), life-saving tips, [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1039-bot-cops/chapter/61.md)

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