# Dog Dazer

> Rudy Giuliani upends the White House legal strategy while the Boy Scouts rebrand to survive a membership crisis and tech giants face massive security failures.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1031
- **Published:** 2018-05-07
- **Length:** 3h 8m
- **Topics:** Giuliani, Scouts BSA, Cursive writing, [Logan Act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logan-act.md), Dog Dazer, [DSM-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer

## About this episode

Rudy Giuliani sparked a media firestorm after appearing on Sean Hannity's program to reveal that Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for a $130,000 payment to Stormy Daniels. The admission has triggered a credibility crisis for White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who previously denied knowledge of the transaction. This legal shift occurs as Judge T.S. Ellis openly questions the Special Counsel's tactics in the Paul Manafort case, suggesting the prosecution is using unrelated financial charges to exert leverage over the President.

In the briefing room, April Ryan confronted Sanders over the Giuliani revelations while former Secretary of State John Kerry faces accusations of Logan Act violations for private diplomacy regarding the Iran nuclear deal. Dr. Steve Pachanek argues that Benjamin Netanyahu is leveraging the Iran threat to distract from domestic corruption, while Dr. John Gartner and Barbara Boxer use the Goldwater Rule debate to claim the President is psychologically unfit. Meanwhile, the Boy Scouts of America rebranded as Scouts BSA to accommodate girls, a move critics link to the LDS Church withdrawing its massive membership base. In the tech sector, Twitter forced a password reset for 330 million users following a bcrypt configuration error, and Facebook investigated a security engineer for allegedly using API access to stalk women on Tinder.

Cultural shifts take center stage as Dallas schools reintroduce cursive writing to combat the loss of historical literacy caused by Common Core standards. The rise of fur babies and pet insurance among millennials is analyzed as a substitute for traditional family formation, leading to the development of the No Agenda Dog Dazer to manage public space nuisances. Mandy Patinkin concluded the week with a plea for midterm voting after praising the CIA and Ugandan refugee policies on Stephen Colbert's late-night stage.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/transcript.md.

### 1. Salesforce Tower Light Shows and Kabul Bombing (0:00–1:50)

The Salesforce building in San Francisco is reportedly planning to use its top ten stories for light shows and movie displays, drawing comparisons to the Luxor beam in Las Vegas. A recent suicide bombing in Kabul, Afghanistan, targeted journalists and rescue workers after an initial blast in a marketplace. One of the hosts reflects on the fact that they were scheduled to be in Afghanistan during the week of the attack.

Keywords: salesforce tower, [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), luxor las vegas, [kabul](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kabul.md), [afghanistan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/afghanistan.md), [suicide bomber](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/suicide-bomber.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Saturday Night Live Stormy Daniels Cold Open (1:50–5:27)

Saturday Night Live featured a star-studded cold open with Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump and Ben Stiller as Michael Cohen. The real Stormy Daniels made a cameo appearance during a fictional phone call where she demanded Trump's resignation. The sketch highlighted the ongoing legal and media circus surrounding the non-disclosure agreement and subsequent litigation.

Keywords: [stormy daniels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stormy-daniels.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [saturday night live](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/saturday-night-live.md), [alec baldwin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/alec-baldwin.md), [ben stiller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ben-stiller.md), [michael cohen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-cohen.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/2.md)

### 3. Rudy Giuliani and Trump Campaign Finance Allegations (5:28–9:48)

Rudy Giuliani appeared on Sean Hannity's program to clarify that Donald Trump reimbursed Michael Cohen for the $130,000 payment made to Stormy Daniels. Giuliani argued that the funds were not campaign money but were paid through a legal retainer, potentially negating Federal Election Commission violation claims. The strategy appears to be a deliberate attempt to resolve the legal questions surrounding the payment.

Keywords: [rudy giuliani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rudy-giuliani.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [michael cohen](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michael-cohen.md), [stormy daniels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stormy-daniels.md), [fec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fec.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Credibility Crisis (9:48–11:22)

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is facing intense scrutiny regarding her credibility following the Rudy Giuliani revelations. Media critics argue that her previous denials of the Stormy Daniels payment have rendered her ineffective in her role. This shift in perception follows the White House Correspondents' Dinner where she was criticized by comedian Michelle Wolf.

Keywords: [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), [white house](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house.md), [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), [press briefing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/press-briefing.md), [credibility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/credibility.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/4.md)

### 5. April Ryan and Sarah Sanders Briefing Room Conflict (11:23–16:14)

Reporter April Ryan engaged in a heated exchange with Sarah Huckabee Sanders during a White House briefing regarding whether the Press Secretary was "blindsided" by Rudy Giuliani's comments. Ryan later appeared on CNN to describe the intensity of the room, while Sanders dismissed the line of questioning as personal. The interaction sparked a debate about the professional conduct of the White House Press Corps.

Keywords: [april ryan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/april-ryan.md), [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), [white house press corps](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house-press-corps.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [rudy giuliani](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rudy-giuliani.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Obama 2008 Campaign Finance Fine Comparison (16:14–17:57)

The Federal Election Commission fined Barack Obama's 2008 campaign $375,000 for administrative errors involving $1.2 million in contributions. This historical precedent is cited to argue that campaign finance violations are typically handled with monetary penalties rather than impeachment or criminal charges. Critics suggest the media coverage of Trump's current legal issues lacks this historical context.

Keywords: [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [fec](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fec.md), [campaign finance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campaign-finance.md), [2008 election](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/2008-election.md), [fines](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fines.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Morning Joe and Trump Nobel Peace Prize Speculation (17:58–21:33)

MSNBC's Morning Joe contributors, including Mike Barnicle, expressed concern that the normalization of "lies" in the White House is a threat to democracy. The discussion shifted to the possibility of Donald Trump winning the Nobel Peace Prize if the North Korea-South Korea peace agreement is finalized. Critics argue the media is attempting to preemptively delegitimize such an achievement.

Keywords: [morning joe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/morning-joe.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), mike barnicle, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [nobel peace prize](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nobel-peace-prize.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Steve Pachanek on Iran Regime Change and Netanyahu (21:35–25:25)

Dr. Steve Pachanek argues against the likelihood of U.S.-led regime change in Iran, citing a lack of intelligence assets and linguistic capabilities. He suggests that Donald Trump is using "The Art of the Deal" tactics to renegotiate rather than destroy the Iran nuclear deal, noting Boeing's commercial interests in the region. Pachanek also claims Benjamin Netanyahu is using the Iran threat to distract from domestic corruption charges in Israel.

Keywords: steve pachanek, [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [benjamin netanyahu](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benjamin-netanyahu.md), [boeing](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boeing.md), [israel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/israel.md), [regime change](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/regime-change.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/8.md)

### 9. John Kerry and the Logan Act (25:25–26:57)

Former Secretary of State John Kerry is reportedly engaging in private diplomacy to preserve the Iran nuclear deal, leading to accusations of Logan Act violations. The Logan Act prohibits private citizens from negotiating with foreign governments on behalf of the United States. While the act is rarely prosecuted, it has been used as a talking point regarding Michael Flynn and now Kerry.

Keywords: [john kerry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-kerry.md), [logan act](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/logan-act.md), [iran deal](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran-deal.md), [diplomacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/diplomacy.md), [state department](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/state-department.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/9.md)

### 10. Paul Manafort Court Update and Judge T.S. Ellis (26:59–30:00)

Judge T.S. Ellis challenged the Special Counsel's office during a hearing for Paul Manafort, questioning the relevance of financial crimes from years ago to the Russia investigation. The judge suggested the prosecution was an attempt to exert leverage over Manafort to get to Donald Trump. President Trump later praised the judge's combative stance during a public speech.

Keywords: [paul manafort](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/paul-manafort.md), [robert mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mueller.md), [judge t.s. ellis](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/judge-t-s-ellis.md), [department of justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/department-of-justice.md), [indictment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/indictment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Barbara Boxer Podcast and John Gartner Interview (30:02–35:17)

Former Senator Barbara Boxer launched a podcast titled "Fight Back," featuring an interview with psychologist Dr. John Gartner. Gartner has collected thousands of signatures from mental health professionals claiming Donald Trump is psychologically unfit for office under the 25th Amendment. The podcast production quality and the hosts' personal banter are critiqued.

Keywords: [barbara boxer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barbara-boxer.md), john gartner, [podcast](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [25th amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/25th-amendment.md), [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/11.md)

### 12. Goldwater Rule and Duty to Warn Ethics (35:18–38:49)

Dr. John Gartner argues that the "Duty to Warn" the public about a dangerous leader supersedes the "Goldwater Rule," which prohibits psychiatrists from diagnosing public figures they haven't treated. The Goldwater Rule was established after a 1964 magazine article claimed Barry Goldwater was mentally unstable. Gartner contends that modern diagnostic criteria based on observable behavior make the old rule anachronistic.

Keywords: [goldwater rule](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/goldwater-rule.md), [barry goldwater](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barry-goldwater.md), [dsm](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm.md), [ethics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ethics.md), [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md), [duty to warn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/duty-to-warn.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Diagnostic and Statistical Manual and Trump Diagnosis (38:50–45:28)

Dr. John Gartner claims that the modern Diagnostic and Statistical Manual (DSM) allows for diagnosis based on observable behavioral criteria rather than private therapy sessions. He asserts that Donald Trump meets all nine criteria for narcissistic personality disorder. Critics point out Gartner's admission of being a "lifelong Democrat" as evidence of partisan bias in his professional assessment.

Keywords: [dsm-5](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dsm-5.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), john gartner, [psychology](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/psychology.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), goldwater

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Narcissistic Personality Disorder Criteria and Trump (45:28–50:13)

The discussion reviews specific DSM criteria for narcissistic personality disorder, including a sense of entitlement and being interpersonally exploitative. Dr. Gartner and Barbara Boxer apply these traits to Trump's business history and public statements. The hosts counter that many of these traits are simply characteristic of a "Queens personality" or common among successful politicians.

Keywords: [narcissism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/narcissism.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), sociopathy, [entitlement](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/entitlement.md), [empathy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/empathy.md), [queens](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/queens.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Ivanka Trump and Robert Mueller Investigation (50:14–52:39)

Recent reports suggest that Special Counsel Robert Mueller may be shifting focus toward Ivanka Trump. This follows the departure of Hope Hicks and ongoing scrutiny of Jared Kushner's security clearance and business dealings. The hosts discuss the political implications of the investigation targeting the President's immediate family members.

Keywords: [ivanka trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ivanka-trump.md), [robert mueller](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-mueller.md), [jared kushner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jared-kushner.md), [hope hicks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hope-hicks.md), [investigation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/investigation.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Boy Scouts of America Name Change to Scouts BSA (52:40–55:20)

The Boy Scouts of America announced a name change to "Scouts BSA" to reflect the inclusion of girls in the program. This decision was discussed on "The View," where hosts debated whether girls benefit from being in male-dominated environments. The hosts examine the logistical reality that troops will remain gender-segregated despite the shared organizational name.

Keywords: [boy scouts of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts-of-america.md), scouts bsa, [the view](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-view.md), gender integration, [girl scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/girl-scouts.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Girl Scouts vs Boy Scouts Program Differences (55:21–59:10)

Eagle Scout listeners provide feedback comparing the Girl Scouts of America to the Boy Scouts, labeling the former a "cookie cult" focused on fundraising rather than outdoor skills. They argue that the Boy Scouts offer a more rigorous merit badge system and objective standards. The Girl Scouts are reportedly facing financial difficulties and closing camps across the country.

Keywords: [girl scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/girl-scouts.md), [boy scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts.md), merit badges, [cookies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cookies.md), [fundraising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fundraising.md), [eagle scout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eagle-scout.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/17.md)

### 18. LDS Church and Boy Scouts Membership Crisis (59:10–1:03:41)

The Mormon Church (LDS), which makes up 20% of the Boy Scouts' membership, announced it will leave the organization to start its own youth program by 2020. This follows the BSA's policy changes regarding gay and transgender members. Analysts suggest the decision to admit girls is a desperate move by the BSA to replace the massive loss of Mormon youth members.

Keywords: [lds church](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lds-church.md), [mormons](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mormons.md), [boy scouts of america](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts-of-america.md), [utah](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/utah.md), [membership](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/membership.md), [lgbtq](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lgbtq.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Eagle Scout Perspectives on BSA Inclusivity (1:03:42–1:09:19)

Multiple Eagle Scouts share conflicting views on the integration of girls and LGBTQ members into the Boy Scouts. Some argue the program provides a necessary "refuge" for boys to mature away from domestic influences, while others support expanding the prestigious Eagle Scout rank to girls. The role of corporate sponsors like Intel and UPS in pushing for these policy changes is also highlighted.

Keywords: [eagle scout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/eagle-scout.md), [boy scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts.md), [inclusivity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inclusivity.md), [corporate sponsorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-sponsorship.md), [social justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-justice.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Corporate Sponsorship and Social Pressure in Scouting (1:09:20–1:11:57)

The Boy Scouts' policy shifts are attributed to pressure from major corporate sponsors who threatened to withdraw funding. This is compared to historical "strong-arm" tactics used by activists to influence organizational values. The hosts discuss how the modern advertising model and social networks have made organizations more vulnerable to such pressure.

Keywords: [boy scouts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boy-scouts.md), [corporate sponsorship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/corporate-sponsorship.md), [jesse jackson](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jesse-jackson.md), [al sharpton](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/al-sharpton.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/20.md)

### 21. No Agenda Executive Producer Credits and Donations (1:11:57–1:17:43)

The hosts thank Executive Producer Robert Dexter Dieter and Associate Executive Producer Stuart Venable for their significant financial contributions to episode 1031. They discuss the "Value-for-Value" model and the importance of listener support. A "de-douching" ceremony and various jingles are played for the donors.

Keywords: robert dexter dieter, stuart venable, [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Sexual Harassment Update and CBS News Investigation (1:17:47–1:21:26)

Gayle King reported on CBS This Morning about an outside investigation into what CBS News management knew regarding Charlie Rose's alleged misconduct. The Washington Post has signaled that more revelations are forthcoming. The hosts critique the "self-justification" and organizational protectionism displayed by news anchors during these reports.

Keywords: [charlie rose](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/charlie-rose.md), [gayle king](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gayle-king.md), [cbs news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cbs-news.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), [washington post](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-post.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Cursive Writing Revival in Dallas Schools (1:21:27–1:25:13)

A school in Dallas is reintroducing cursive writing to third graders after a parent noticed his daughter could not read a handwritten letter. The hosts argue that the removal of cursive from school curriculums is a "subtle destruction of culture" that prevents younger generations from reading original historical documents like the Constitution.

Keywords: [cursive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cursive.md), [handwriting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handwriting.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [penmanship](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/penmanship.md), [constitution](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/constitution.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/23.md)

### 24. Common Core and the Loss of Penmanship (1:25:15–1:28:19)

The decline of cursive writing is linked to the implementation of Common Core standards, which prioritize other subjects. One host admits to having poor penmanship and discusses the "muscle memory" required for good handwriting. They suggest that learning calligraphy or using exercise books from art stores can help adults regain these skills.

Keywords: [common core](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/common-core.md), [cursive](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cursive.md), [education](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/education.md), [calligraphy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/calligraphy.md), [muscle memory](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/muscle-memory.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Dirty 30s Slang and Cinder Dick (1:28:20–1:33:52)

The "Dirty 30s" segment explores slang terms from the 1930s, including "Chicago overcoat" (coffin), "Chicago typewriter" (Thompson submachine gun), and "Cinder Dick" (railroad detective). Other terms discussed include "clip joint" and "crust" (to insult). The hosts also touch on the 1970s term "boob tube" for television.

Keywords: [1930s slang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1930s-slang.md), chicago typewriter, cinder dick, clip joint, [boob tube](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boob-tube.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Media Propaganda and the Lear Foundation (1:33:53–1:38:36)

The CBS series "Ransom" is accused of inserting political propaganda regarding the Russian "invasion" of Crimea. This is described as a "MacGuffin"—a plot device used to deliver a specific message to the audience. The Lear Foundation is cited for its work in placing hundreds of storylines across dozens of television networks to influence public opinion.

Keywords: [lear foundation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lear-foundation.md), [crimea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/crimea.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md), ransom cbs, macguffin, [hollywood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hollywood.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Twitter Password Bug and Human Error (1:38:43–1:42:44)

Twitter recently advised all 330 million users to change their passwords due to a "bug" that stored them in clear text on an internal server. A similar issue occurred at GitHub, suggesting the problem was a configuration error with the "bcrypt" hashing software rather than a software glitch. The hosts argue that "glitch" is often used to mask human incompetence or irresponsibility.

Keywords: [twitter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/twitter.md), [passwords](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/passwords.md), bcrypt, [github](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/github.md), [glitch](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/glitch.md), [encryption](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/encryption.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/27.md)

### 28. Facebook Employee Stalking and Tinder API (1:42:45–1:46:08)

Facebook is investigating a security engineer who allegedly used privileged access to stalk women on Tinder. Because Tinder utilizes the Facebook API, employees with high-level access can potentially match user data across platforms. This incident is compared to reports of NSA employees using surveillance tools to spy on romantic interests.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [tinder](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tinder.md), [stalking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stalking.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [cybersecurity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cybersecurity.md), [nsa](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nsa.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Facebook Dating Scams and Identity Theft (1:46:08–1:49:31)

As Facebook prepares to launch its own dating service, reports highlight the prevalence of "romance scams" where fraudsters use stolen photos to con users out of money. One victim, Dr. Steve Jones, had his real account banned because so many scammers were using his likeness. Facebook claims to have removed 500,000 fake accounts, but critics question the true number of active users.

Keywords: facebook dating, [scams](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/scams.md), [identity theft](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/identity-theft.md), [fake accounts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fake-accounts.md), [bots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bots.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Facebook Ad-Free Subscription Model Research (1:49:32–1:51:53)

Facebook is reportedly researching an ad-free subscription service in response to data privacy concerns. Analysts estimate that only 1% of users would pay for such a service, and Facebook would need to offer additional content like Netflix to make it viable. There is skepticism that a paid tier would actually stop data collection or the eventual reintroduction of ads.

Keywords: [facebook](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facebook.md), [sheryl sandberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sheryl-sandberg.md), [subscription](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subscription.md), [advertising](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/advertising.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [skype](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/skype.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Silicon Valley Incel Concerns and Google Internal Conflict (1:51:53–1:54:08)

Former Reddit CEO Ellen Pao called on tech companies to crack down on "incel" (involuntary celibate) employees following a violent attack in Canada. Meanwhile, Google is facing internal turmoil as various employee groups, such as "Googlers for Animals" and "Sex Positive at Google," clash over speakers and content filters. The hosts suggest these internal distractions occur because employees lack meaningful work.

Keywords: [ellen pao](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ellen-pao.md), [incel](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/incel.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [peta](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/peta.md), [social justice](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/social-justice.md), [james damore](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/james-damore.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Fur Babies and Dogs as Child Substitutes (1:54:09–1:57:35)

The hosts discuss the growing trend of millennials treating dogs as "fur babies" and substitutes for children. Listeners from Missouri and Nebraska provide anecdotes of people bringing dogs into grocery stores, movie theaters, and college classrooms. This phenomenon is debated as being either a nationwide trend or one confined to "liberal" urban areas.

Keywords: fur babies, [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogs.md), [missouri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/missouri.md), comfort animals, child substitutes

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/32.md)

### 33. Pet Insurance and the Dog Epidemic in Cities (1:57:37–2:04:40)

Reports from Cincinnati and Kansas City suggest that companies are now offering pet insurance to attract millennial workers who prioritize their "fur babies" over having children. Some dog owners are reportedly giving their pets "Dog Xanax" or taking them to "dog therapists." Critics argue this behavior is a form of collective insanity and creates public health issues like "dog piss in elevators."

Keywords: [pet insurance](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pet-insurance.md), [cincinnati](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cincinnati.md), [kansas city](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kansas-city.md), [oklahoma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/oklahoma.md), dog xanax, [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/33.md)

### 34. Psychological Reasons for Not Having Children (2:04:41–2:09:16)

A list of "11 Brutally Honest Reasons Why Millennials Don't Want Kids" includes financial instability from student loans, fear of passing on mental health issues, and concerns about overpopulation. The hosts argue that student loans are a "subversive mechanism" designed to delay family formation. An international listener confirms that the "dog obsession" is also prevalent in rural Ireland.

Keywords: [millennials](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/millennials.md), [fertility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fertility.md), [mental health](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mental-health.md), [student loans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/student-loans.md), [population control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/population-control.md), [ireland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ireland.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Procreation and the Political Gene Pool (2:09:16–2:13:45)

The hosts discuss the biological and social reasons for having children, such as carrying on a family name or having care in old age. They posit that millennials choosing not to have children are "self-selecting out of the gene pool." They also suggest that the Democratic Party's support for these trends may be self-defeating as they rely on immigrant populations who often hold conservative religious values.

Keywords: procreation, gene pool, [democrats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/democrats.md), [republicans](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/republicans.md), [catholicism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/catholicism.md), [immigration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/immigration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/35.md)

### 36. No Agenda Dog Dazer Product Idea (2:13:47–2:15:31)

The hosts propose a "No Agenda Dog Dazer" product, a small ultrasonic device that emits a 25 kHz tone to annoy dogs without being audible to humans. They discuss the potential for a smartphone app or a dedicated keychain device using a piezo speaker. The idea is presented as a way to deal with unwanted dogs in public spaces like restaurants.

Keywords: dog dazer, ultrasonic, [kickstarter](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kickstarter.md), product idea, piezo, [frequency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/frequency.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/36.md)

### 37. Listener Donations and Health Karma Requests (2:15:32–2:21:31)

The hosts read a list of donations ranging from $50 to $125, including several "55.18" birthday donations for the host's grandson, Theodore. A listener named Martin Andrzejuk requests "health karma" as he battles a rare kidney disease. The hosts also joke about the lack of "boob donations" despite using a Stormy Daniels-themed "Easter egg" on the donation page.

Keywords: [donations](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donations.md), [health karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/health-karma.md), [stormy daniels](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stormy-daniels.md), [sanco de mayo](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sanco-de-mayo.md), kidney disease

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Birthday Shoutouts and No Agenda Rings (2:21:32–2:23:22)

The hosts provide a series of birthday shoutouts for listeners and their family members. They announce a title change for "Sir Rick Coder of the Algos" and note the lack of new knightings for the current episode. A reminder is given that the special edition sterling silver No Agenda rings will soon be discontinued.

Keywords: [birthdays](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/birthdays.md), [theodorable](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/theodorable.md), [knightings](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knightings.md), sterling silver rings, trifecta

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Fast Food and Infertility Study (2:23:25–2:25:50)

A new study involving 5,000 women suggests that eating fast food four or more times a week can double the risk of infertility and delay conception. Conversely, eating fruit multiple times a day was linked to quicker pregnancy. In related news, UK supermarket giants Sainsbury's and Asda (owned by Walmart) are planning a massive merger that would create the country's largest food retailer.

Keywords: [fast food](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/fast-food.md), [infertility](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/infertility.md), [pregnancy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pregnancy.md), [sainsbury's](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sainsbury-s.md), asda, [walmart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/walmart.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/39.md)

### 40. NRA Convention Protests and Midterm Focus (2:25:51–2:28:59)

The NRA National Convention in Dallas was met with protests from Parkland shooting survivors and their families. President Trump addressed the convention, emphasizing his support for the Second Amendment. Both pro-gun and anti-gun activists are reportedly focusing their efforts on the upcoming midterm elections as the "final measurement" of public sentiment.

Keywords: [nra](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nra.md), [dallas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dallas.md), [gun control](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gun-control.md), [parkland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/parkland.md), [midterm elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midterm-elections.md), [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Pro-Second Amendment Student Walkouts and Lawsuits (2:28:59–2:32:59)

While many students participated in walkouts for gun control, others organized "pro-Second Amendment" walkouts. In Wisconsin, a 15-year-old student is suing his school district after being disciplined for wearing t-shirts depicting firearms. The lawsuit alleges that the school violated his freedom of expression while allowing political speech from the opposing side.

Keywords: [second amendment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/second-amendment.md), [school walkout](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/school-walkout.md), [wisconsin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wisconsin.md), [freedom of speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/freedom-of-speech.md), [t-shirts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-shirts.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Inclusive Cheerleading Policies in New Jersey (2:33:02–2:36:49)

A New Jersey high school is facing backlash after implementing a "more inclusive" cheerleading policy that allows all interested students to join the squad regardless of tryout performance. Parents and students who "worked hard" to earn their spots are protesting the change. The school administration reportedly threatened to disband the program entirely if the complaints continued.

Keywords: cheerleading, [inclusivity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/inclusivity.md), [new jersey](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/new-jersey.md), board of education, [participation trophies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/participation-trophies.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/42.md)

### 43. NPR Policy on the Washington Redskins Name (2:36:50–2:41:02)

NPR has implemented a policy to avoid using the name "Redskins" when referring to the Washington NFL team, opting instead for "the Washington football team." The hosts critique this as "virtue signaling" and note the awkwardness of reporters explicitly mentioning the policy during broadcasts. The policy is part of a broader media consensus regarding language with racial implications.

Keywords: [npr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/npr.md), [washington redskins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-redskins.md), [virtue signaling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/virtue-signaling.md), [racism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racism.md), language policy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Washington Cheerleaders Costa Rica Scandal (2:41:03–2:43:40)

The New York Times reported on a 2013 trip to Costa Rica where Washington NFL cheerleaders were allegedly required to pose topless for sponsors and act as escorts. Many of the women were hesitant to speak out due to confidentiality agreements. The story highlights ongoing issues of harassment and poor treatment of professional cheerleaders in the NFL.

Keywords: [washington redskins](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-redskins.md), [cheerleaders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cheerleaders.md), [costa rica](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/costa-rica.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), confidentiality

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Colorado State University Racial Profiling Incident (2:43:40–2:46:46)

Two Native American teenagers on a campus tour at Colorado State University were stopped and patted down by police after a parent on the tour reported them for being "too quiet" and wearing "strange clothing." The university president later apologized, stating that the boys were racially profiled. The school offered the family a "VIP tour," which they have yet to accept.

Keywords: [colorado state university](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/colorado-state-university.md), [native american](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/native-american.md), [racial profiling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/racial-profiling.md), [campus police](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/campus-police.md), [tour](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tour.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Ray Kurzweil on Smartphones as Brain Extenders (2:46:47–2:48:53)

Google executive Ray Kurzweil argues that smartphones have become "brain extenders" and that humans are already dependent on this technology to function intelligently. He views this as a step toward the "singularity," the eventual integration of human biology and machine intelligence. The hosts disagree with this thesis, arguing that people can function perfectly well without constant digital connection.

Keywords: [ray kurzweil](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ray-kurzweil.md), [google](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/google.md), [singularity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/singularity.md), [smartphones](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smartphones.md), brain extenders, wetware

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/46.md)

### 47. Dog Dazer Testing and Vegas Massacre Footage (2:48:54–2:53:06)

One host plans to test the "Dog Dazer" device in their building lobby to observe animal reactions. In other news, new body cam footage from the Mandalay Bay shooting in Las Vegas has been released. Critics of the official narrative claim the footage shows inconsistencies, such as unbroken windows and a lack of curtains blowing in the wind.

Keywords: dog dazer, [mandalay bay](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mandalay-bay.md), las vegas massacre, [body cam](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-cam.md), [apple app store](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/apple-app-store.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Mandy Patinkin on Homeland and the CIA (2:53:07–2:57:08)

Actor Mandy Patinkin appeared on Stephen Colbert's show to discuss his role in "Homeland" and his interactions with high-level intelligence officials. Patinkin praised the "moral ethical tradition" of CIA agents while acknowledging past mistakes like the 1954 coup in Guatemala. The hosts suggest Patinkin has been "seduced" by the agency to act as a public relations messenger.

Keywords: mandy patinkin, [homeland](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homeland.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), [guatemala](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/guatemala.md), [propaganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/propaganda.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/48.md)

### 49. Uganda Refugee Policy and Colbert Microaggression (2:57:08–3:00:46)

Mandy Patinkin praised the Ugandan government for its welcoming policy toward refugees, claiming they are "teaching us how to behave as human beings." Stephen Colbert appeared visibly irked by the comments, likely due to Uganda's controversial laws regarding LGBTQ rights. The hosts suggest Patinkin's talking points may be part of a new CIA-aligned narrative regarding East Africa.

Keywords: [uganda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/uganda.md), [refugees](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/refugees.md), mandy patinkin, [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), [cia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cia.md), [international rescue committee](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/international-rescue-committee.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/49.md)

### 50. Patinkin Midterm Election Plea and Sign-off (3:00:47–3:03:21)

Mandy Patinkin concluded his interview by urging viewers to use their "most powerful thing," their vote, in the upcoming midterm elections. He encouraged people to find representatives who match their "moral ethical nature." The hosts mock the celebrity activism and transition into the final show credits.

Keywords: mandy patinkin, [midterm elections](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/midterm-elections.md), [voting](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/voting.md), [stephen colbert](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stephen-colbert.md), [activism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/activism.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/50.md)

### 51. Show Outro and Final Sound Mix (3:03:22–3:08:27)

The hosts sign off from Austin and Silicon Valley, reminding listeners of the next show on Thursday and the "Value-for-Value" support model. A final sound mix features clips of Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and a discussion on "phone-liness" (the behavioral addiction to smartphones). The episode ends with a "sonic boom" sound effect.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c. dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md), phone-liness, [outro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/outro.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1031-dog-dazer/chapter/51.md)

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