# Batteries Not Included

> A biting critique of the White House Correspondents Dinner fallout, Iran's high-stakes currency pivot, and the invasive rise of genealogy-based policing and robotic companionship.

- **Show:** [The No Agenda Show](https://search.noagendashow.net/index.md)
- **Episode:** 1029
- **Published:** 2018-04-29
- **Length:** 3h 7m
- **Topics:** WHCD, Iran currency, [Golden State Killer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-state-killer.md), [Sex robots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sex-robots.md), [SDR](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sdr.md), MasculinUT, [Joy Reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md)
- **Web page:** https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included

## About this episode

Comedian Michelle Wolf sparked a media firestorm following her performance at the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner, where her personal attacks on Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway polarized the press corps. The routine, which included a controversial comparison between the collapse of Bear Stearns and sexual assault, left the room largely silent and raised questions about the future of the annual event. With Donald Trump refusing to attend and celebrities distancing themselves from the political fallout, the dinner is increasingly viewed as an anachronistic gathering of the Washington swamp.

Geopolitical tensions rise as Iran officially bans importers from using the US dollar for base pricing, opting instead for the Euro. This high-risk strategy mirrors past moves by Muammar Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein, suggesting a direct link between currency policy and American hostility. Meanwhile, the International Monetary Fund explores Special Drawing Rights as a potential globalist insurance policy against an unsustainable US deficit. Skepticism remains high regarding Bitcoin, with theories emerging that digital currencies are a controlled experiment by central banks to maintain power during a dollar collapse.

Technological shifts take center stage as Real Robotics integrates AI into animatronic sex dolls, sparking anxiety over the simulation of submissive companionship. In Austin, the rise of the inside-out mall at The Domain highlights a growing culture of smartphone addiction and the replacement of children with pets. The episode also tracks the apprehension of the Golden State Killer, Joseph DeAngelo, through the controversial use of genealogy DNA websites like GEDmatch, signaling a new era of privacy risks for genetic data.

## Chapters

Each chapter's transcript is at its own link. The whole transcript is at https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/transcript.md.

### 1. Counterfeit Printer Ink and Manufacturer Restrictions (0:00–1:34)

The discussion opens with an analysis of the printer ink industry and the tactics used by manufacturers to prevent the use of third-party or counterfeit cartridges. Manufacturers often use firmware updates to reject non-official ink, forcing users to acknowledge that using such products may void their warranties. Despite these warnings, the cost-saving benefits of bogus ink often outweigh the risks for consumers using inexpensive printers.

Keywords: printer ink, counterfeit ink, [hp](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/hp.md), epson, [warranty](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/warranty.md), [firmware](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/firmware.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/1.md)

### 2. Golden State Warriors Victory and Sports Rigging Skepticism (1:35–3:24)

A brief transition into sports covers the Golden State Warriors' recent dominant performance. While some fans suggest professional sports are rigged, the observation here is that the Warriors' defensive intensity and ability to strip the ball from opponents make them appear unbeatable through skill rather than conspiracy. The lopsided nature of the game is attributed to superior play rather than officiating interference.

Keywords: [golden state warriors](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-state-warriors.md), [nba](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nba.md), [sports rigging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sports-rigging.md), [basketball](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/basketball.md), defensive play

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/2.md)

### 3. White House Correspondents Dinner and Journalist Awards (3:24–7:45)

The 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner is critiqued as an anachronistic event that no longer serves its original purpose of fostering a relationship between the President and the press. During the ceremony, various journalists were honored, including an activist who gave a speech about her work in Egypt. Her claims regarding saving children from abuse in Cairo are met with skepticism and confusion regarding the appropriateness of the venue for such remarks.

Keywords: [white house correspondents dinner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/white-house-correspondents-dinner.md), [washington dc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/washington-dc.md), press association, [egypt](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/egypt.md), [journalism awards](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/journalism-awards.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/3.md)

### 4. Gender Self-Identification at the WHCD (7:45–9:30)

The head of the White House Correspondents Association opened the event by acknowledging attendees of various "gender self-identifications," a move seen as an peak example of modern political correctness. This inclusivity is contrasted with the awarding of prizes to outlets like CNN for their reporting on Russian collusion, which is characterized as hokey and narrative-driven.

Keywords: [gender identity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-identity.md), [political correctness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/political-correctness.md), whcd, [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [russian collusion](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/russian-collusion.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/4.md)

### 5. Michelle Wolf Comedy Set and the "Pussy Hat" Joke (9:31–11:51)

Comedian Michelle Wolf's performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner is analyzed, specifically her attempt to roast the administration in the President's absence. Her jokes regarding women knitting "pussy hats" and her use of vulgar anatomical humor are described as a "cheap laugh" and a failure to connect with the room. The lack of a target (Trump) made the roast format feel awkward and ineffective.

Keywords: [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), [stand-up comedy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/stand-up-comedy.md), whcd, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [pussy hats](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pussy-hats.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/5.md)

### 6. Michelle Wolf's "Trump is Broke" Routine (11:51–14:38)

Michelle Wolf attempted a comedic bit suggesting that Donald Trump is financially broke and compromised by Russian debt. The routine, which utilized an old Johnny Carson-style audience participation format, failed to garner significant laughs. The summary suggests the "Trump is broke" meme is outdated and was poorly executed in this specific setting.

Keywords: [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), russian debt, comedy bomb, whcd

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/6.md)

### 7. Michelle Wolf's Bear Stearns and Mike Pence Jokes (14:39–19:53)

The final portion of Michelle Wolf's set included jokes about Mike Pence's refusal to dine alone with women and a controversial comparison between the collapse of Bear Stearns and sexual assault. The audience's flat reaction to the Bear Stearns punchline indicated a total loss of the room. The performance is characterized as amateurish, with Wolf fumbling setups and failing to recover from early "bombs."

Keywords: [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), [mike pence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pence.md), [bear stearns](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bear-stearns.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), [wall street](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wall-street.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/7.md)

### 8. Media Reactions to Michelle Wolf's Personal Attacks (19:54–23:28)

The fallout from Michelle Wolf's personal attacks on Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Kellyanne Conway is discussed. While some in the media and on Twitter celebrated the "truth to power" aspect of the set, others criticized the mean-spirited nature of the jokes. The segment notes that the millennial women in the audience seemed to enjoy the performance more than the established press corps.

Keywords: [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), [kellyanne conway](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kellyanne-conway.md), [mike pence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pence.md), media reaction

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/8.md)

### 9. Sarah Huckabee Sanders and the "Smokey Eye" Joke (23:28–28:55)

A deep dive into Michelle Wolf's specific jokes about Sarah Huckabee Sanders reveals a series of obscure references, including a comparison to "Aunt Lydia" from The Handmaid's Tale. The most debated joke involved Sanders using "burnt facts" to create a "perfect smokey eye," a play on a Maybelline commercial. The complexity of the joke led to confusion among the audience and commentators.

Keywords: [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), [michelle wolf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michelle-wolf.md), maybelline, [handmaid's tale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handmaid-s-tale.md), [makeup](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/makeup.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/9.md)

### 10. John Carl and the WHCD Aftermath (28:55–32:08)

ABC News correspondent John Carl expressed discomfort with the mean-spirited direction of the 2018 dinner, suggesting it would ultimately benefit Sarah Huckabee Sanders by making her a sympathetic figure. The segment concludes with Wolf's final point: that the media is obsessed with and profiting from Donald Trump, despite their outward hostility toward him.

Keywords: [john carl](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-carl.md), [abc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/abc-news.md), [sarah huckabee sanders](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sarah-huckabee-sanders.md), whcd, media profit

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/10.md)

### 11. Don Lemon's Red Carpet Comments on Kanye West (32:09–35:24)

CNN's Don Lemon was interviewed on the red carpet regarding Kanye West's recent political statements. Lemon argued that while West has free speech, he should be aware of the "power of his platform" when supporting things detrimental to "his own culture." Lemon's phrasing of himself as a "person of color who happens to be gay" is mocked as overly precious and politically correct.

Keywords: [don lemon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/don-lemon.md), [cnn](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cnn.md), [kanye west](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kanye-west.md), [free speech](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/free-speech.md), [identity politics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/identity-politics.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/11.md)

### 12. The Decline of the White House Correspondents Dinner (35:25–38:37)

The White House Correspondents Dinner is declared a dead event following the 2018 controversy. With Donald Trump refusing to attend and celebrities staying away to avoid political fallout, the dinner has become a gathering of "the swamp" and media blowhards. The prediction is that future dinners will be forced to adopt much safer, less televised formats to avoid further embarrassment.

Keywords: whcd, [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), the swamp, [c-span](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/c-span.md), anachronism

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/12.md)

### 13. Iran's Move Away from the US Dollar (38:38–43:10)

Iran has officially banned importers from using the US dollar for base pricing, opting instead for the Euro and other national currencies. This move is framed as the primary reason for the increased hostility from the United States toward the Iranian regime. Historically, leaders like Muammar Gaddafi and Saddam Hussein faced intervention after attempting to ditch the dollar, suggesting Iran's currency policy is a high-risk geopolitical strategy.

Keywords: [iran](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iran.md), [us dollar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/us-dollar.md), [petrodollar](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/petrodollar.md), [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [press tv](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/press-tv.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/13.md)

### 14. Globalist Currency Strategies and the SDR (43:10–45:19)

The discussion shifts to the International Monetary Fund's Special Drawing Rights (SDR) and the potential for a globalist shift away from the US dollar. Because the US deficit is unsustainable, elites may be looking for an "insurance policy" currency. This leads to a theory that Bitcoin or other digital currencies could be a controlled experiment by globalists to maintain power if the dollar collapses.

Keywords: [imf](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/imf.md), [sdr](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sdr.md), [globalism](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/globalism.md), [reserve currency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/reserve-currency.md), us deficit

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/14.md)

### 15. Bitcoin as a Potential Elite Scam (45:20–49:51)

A skeptical view of Bitcoin suggests it may be a scam designed to dupe people who hate digital currency into using a system that is secretly controlled by central banks. While "gold bugs" have been marginalized in the short term, the long-term value of physical assets is emphasized over digital tokens. The eventual goal of the banking elite is likely the stabilization and total control of the crypto market.

Keywords: [bitcoin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bitcoin.md), [cryptocurrency](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cryptocurrency.md), [jamie dimon](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jamie-dimon.md), [central banks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/central-banks.md), gold bugs

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/15.md)

### 16. Trump's Michigan Speech and the London Embassy (49:53–54:01)

During a rally in Michigan, Donald Trump criticized the construction of the new US Embassy in London. He claimed the previous administration sold a "prime site" for $250 million only to spend over $1 billion on a "lousy location" that looks like a bunker. Trump used this as an example of poor deal-making by the Bush and Obama administrations, framing it as a "Bush-Obama special."

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [london embassy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/london-embassy.md), [barack obama](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/barack-obama.md), [george w bush](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/george-w-bush.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/16.md)

### 17. Trump Blaming Past Presidents for Trade Failures (54:01–56:12)

Donald Trump has adopted a new rhetorical strategy of blaming past US presidents rather than foreign leaders for unfavorable trade deals. By telling leaders like Xi Jinping and Shinzo Abe that he doesn't blame them for taking advantage of the US, he focuses the blame on previous American leadership. This approach is noted as a highly effective way to appeal to his domestic base.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [trade policy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trade-policy.md), [xi jinping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xi-jinping.md), [shinzo abe](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/shinzo-abe.md), [european union](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/european-union.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/17.md)

### 18. Trump's Mussolini-esque Posing and Storytelling (56:13–59:06)

An observation is made regarding Donald Trump's physical mannerisms during speeches, specifically a 45-degree body jerk and stern profile stare that resembles Benito Mussolini. Despite these comparisons, his "shaggy dog" style of storytelling is praised for its ability to hold an audience's attention. He often weaves complex anecdotes about world leaders back to local issues like the Michigan auto industry.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [benito mussolini](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/benito-mussolini.md), [body language](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/body-language.md), [storytelling](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/storytelling.md), [xi jinping](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/xi-jinping.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/18.md)

### 19. Michigan Auto Industry and Senator Debbie Stabenow (59:09–1:05:20)

Trump's Michigan speech touched on the return of auto manufacturing to the state, claiming credit for Chrysler and Toyota expansions. He contrasted US car tariffs (2.5%) with China's (25%), arguing for reciprocal trade. He also took the opportunity to attack Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow, blaming the audience for repeatedly re-electing her despite her votes against his policies.

Keywords: [michigan](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/michigan.md), [auto industry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/auto-industry.md), [debbie stabenow](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/debbie-stabenow.md), [chrysler](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/chrysler.md), [toyota](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toyota.md), trade tariffs

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/19.md)

### 20. Josie and the Pussycats and Subliminal Messaging (1:05:22–1:07:35)

A brief disagreement occurs over the quality of the movie *Josie and the Pussycats*. While one host views it as a good film that accurately addresses subliminal messaging in the music industry, the other finds it "horrible." This leads to a side comment on *The Handmaid's Tale*, which is described as a fictionalized future where "Christian white men" take over the government.

Keywords: josie and the pussycats, parker posey, [subliminal messaging](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/subliminal-messaging.md), [handmaid's tale](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/handmaid-s-tale.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/20.md)

### 21. Real Robotics and the Rise of AI Sex Dolls (1:07:35–1:12:39)

RealDoll has rebranded as Real Robotics, integrating AI and animatronics into their high-end sex dolls. A KPIX news report featured "Brick," a man who owns five dolls and is eager for an AI version that can "respond." The technology includes an app that allows users to customize a digital personality, which then syncs with the physical robot's head to simulate companionship.

Keywords: realdoll, real robotics, [artificial intelligence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/artificial-intelligence.md), [sex robots](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sex-robots.md), [kpix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kpix.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/21.md)

### 22. Female Anxiety Regarding Sex Robots and Companionship (1:12:40–1:18:05)

The segment explores the underlying anxiety women may feel regarding the development of sex robots. Unlike traditional sexual aids like vibrators, these robots are designed to simulate a submissive female partner that can be programmed by men. While the manufacturers claim the goal is to provide companionship for the "crushingly lonely" or the elderly, the primary market remains focused on hyper-sexualized female forms.

Keywords: sex bots, elizabeth cook, [kpix](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kpix.md), [dildos](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dildos.md), [loneliness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/loneliness.md), [elderly care](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/elderly-care.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/22.md)

### 23. Technical Limitations of Animatronic Sex Dolls (1:18:05–1:20:49)

Despite the hype, current sex robot technology is described as "cringeworthy" due to rubbery facial movements and unrealistic speech. Comparisons are made to Disney's superior but still imperfect animatronics. A humorous suggestion is made that a truly useful AI doll would be one that could filter emails rather than provide sexual services.

Keywords: [animatronics](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/animatronics.md), [disney](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/disney.md), [facial recognition](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/facial-recognition.md), carpool lanes, [email filtering](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/email-filtering.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/23.md)

### 24. No Agenda Art and the Anti-BS Medication (1:20:49–1:23:23)

The hosts thank the "Troll Room" for providing comedic inspiration and discuss the latest show artwork by Rob Little. The art features a "33mg No Agenda ITM pill," described as the world's first anti-BS medication. The segment highlights the "value-for-value" model, where listeners contribute art and digital currency to support the show's production.

Keywords: [no agenda art](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda-art.md), [troll room](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/troll-room.md), 33mg pill, [podcast artwork](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/podcast-artwork.md), [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/24.md)

### 25. Tony Cabrera and the No Agenda T-Shirt Shop (1:23:23–1:25:50)

Tony Cabrera is thanked for his donation, which represents a 33% share of profits from the No Agenda T-shirt shop. Cabrera also launched a new apparel site called "Different Times." The hosts joke about the "straight white male privilege" involved in running a boutique art business while supporting the show.

Keywords: [tony cabrera](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tony-cabrera.md), [t-shirts](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/t-shirts.md), differenttimes, podcast merchandise, [executive producer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producer.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/25.md)

### 26. Sir Jimmy James and the Penny Jar (1:25:52–1:28:23)

James Lawler is knighted as "Sir Jimmy James of The Flatlanders" after a significant donation. He requested that three pennies be added to the "Penny Jar," a recurring show trope. Lawler's note emphasized his support for the "No Jingles" movement and praised the hosts for their continued media deconstruction efforts.

Keywords: sir jimmy james, penny jar, [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), no jingles, flatlanders

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/26.md)

### 27. Mayday Donations and the Royal Library of the Netherlands (1:28:24–1:31:33)

A series of "Mayday" donations (amounts ending in 51) are acknowledged from various listeners, including Archduke Nussbaum and Sir Salverin. The hosts remind the audience that their names and titles are archived by the Royal Library in the Netherlands, ensuring their status as executive producers is preserved for history.

Keywords: [mayday](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mayday.md), [archduke nussbaum](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/archduke-nussbaum.md), royal library, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [executive producers](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/executive-producers.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/27.md)

### 28. The Domain in Austin and "Inside-Out" Malls (1:31:34–1:35:40)

A visit to "The Domain" in Austin, Texas, is described as an "internment camp" for high-end shopping and living. The development is an "inside-out mall" where people live in apartments above standalone retail stores. The area is characterized by a high concentration of tech workers, hipsters on scooters, and "MILFs," representing a modern trend in urban live-work-play environments.

Keywords: [the domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-domain.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/texas.md), [urban planning](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/urban-planning.md), milfs, hipster culture

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/28.md)

### 29. Off-The-Grid (OTG) Testing with Legacy Nokia Phones (1:35:43–1:39:55)

In an effort to reduce data tracking, a host is testing "Off-The-Grid" (OTG) mobile devices. After failing with a 2G Nokia C3 and a refurbished ZTE, the Nokia E71 is hailed as a classic, functional device. Despite its age, the E71 successfully handled IMAP email and text messaging during a trip to The Domain, allowing for productivity without the invasive tracking of modern smartphones.

Keywords: [nokia e71](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia-e71.md), [otg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/otg.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md), [data tracking](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/data-tracking.md), [zte](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zte.md), [3g](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/3g.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/29.md)

### 30. Physical Keyboards vs. Modern Smartphone Software (1:39:56–1:43:23)

The transition back to a physical T9 or QWERTY keyboard on a legacy phone is described as "excruciatingly slow" compared to modern software keyboards. However, the difficulty is framed as a benefit, as it discourages mindless social media posting. The host criticizes the use of voice assistants like Siri or Google Assistant, noting that they create a permanent "voiceprint" for tracking.

Keywords: [nokia e71](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nokia-e71.md), [iphone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/iphone.md), tactile keyboard, [autocorrect](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/autocorrect.md), [siri](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/siri.md), [privacy](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/privacy.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/30.md)

### 31. Smartphone Addiction and the "Zombies" of The Domain (1:43:23–1:48:27)

Observing people at The Domain reveals a "health crisis" of smartphone addiction, with users—predominantly women—clutching their phones at all times. This "zombie" behavior is contrasted with the "healthy" feeling of being disconnected. There is a prediction that "companion phones" like the new Nokia 3310 or the Light Phone will become popular for people looking to regain focus.

Keywords: [smartphone addiction](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/smartphone-addiction.md), [zombies](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/zombies.md), [the domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-domain.md), [light phone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/light-phone.md), nokia 3310

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/31.md)

### 32. Dogs as Human Replacements in Austin Culture (1:48:32–1:50:44)

A trend in Austin involves treating dogs as human children, with pets allowed inside furniture stores and restaurants. Signs at The Domain claiming "dogs are humans too" are cited as evidence of a shift where pets replace children for many residents. The host jokes about bringing an "emotional support goat" to see if it would be tolerated in the current liberal climate.

Keywords: [dogs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/dogs.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [emotional support animals](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/emotional-support-animals.md), [the domain](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/the-domain.md), childless couples

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/32.md)

### 33. San Francisco Homeless Crisis and the "Bust to Austin" Plan (1:50:45–1:56:28)

A KPIX report on the "human crisis" at San Francisco's Civic Center BART station shows rows of drug users and homeless individuals. The report suggests more police staffing is the only solution, which is criticized for ignoring the root problem. A satirical proposal is made to give every homeless person in San Francisco a one-way bus ticket to Austin, Texas, due to its welcoming liberal policies.

Keywords: [san francisco](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/san-francisco.md), [bart](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/bart.md), [homelessness](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homelessness.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), bevan duffy, liberal policy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/33.md)

### 34. "Dirty Thirties" Slang: Butter and Egg Man (1:56:29–2:00:10)

A segment on 1930s slang terms defines "Butter and Egg Man" as a man with a large bankroll and "Cabbage" as cash. Other terms explored include "Canary" (female vocalist), "Buzzer" (police badge), and "Sweet Patootie" (an attractive woman). The hosts express a desire to bring back these vintage phrases into modern conversation.

Keywords: [1930s slang](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/1930s-slang.md), butter and egg man, sweet patootie, [cabbage](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/cabbage.md), canary

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/34.md)

### 35. Joy Reid's Apology for Homophobic Blog Posts (2:00:11–2:05:46)

MSNBC host Joy Reid issued a public apology for homophobic blog posts from a decade ago. Initially, she claimed her blog had been hacked, but later "owned" the comments while simultaneously stating she did not recognize the person who wrote them. The apology is criticized as a "PC cop-out" that uses passive-aggressive language to avoid true accountability.

Keywords: [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [homophobia](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/homophobia.md), [wayback machine](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/wayback-machine.md), hacking claim

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/35.md)

### 36. MSNBC Guests Defending Joy Reid by Attacking Trump (2:05:47–2:09:35)

Following Joy Reid's apology, her guests on MSNBC attempted to pivot the conversation by attacking the Trump administration. Guests labeled Mike Pence and Mike Pompeo as "homophobic psychopaths" and suggested that Pence would put gay people in "concentration camps." This "whataboutism" is framed as a desperate attempt to distract from Reid's own past rhetoric.

Keywords: [joy reid](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/joy-reid.md), [msnbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/msnbc.md), [mike pence](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mike-pence.md), homophobic psychopaths, [media bias](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/media-bias.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/36.md)

### 37. William Durkin and the Lexus Karma Drain (2:09:36–2:12:52)

Listener William Durkin sent a donation complaining that "Lexus Karma" from the show backfired, resulting in a $1,200 repair bill. He also claimed that asking for "job karma" led to a mandatory drug test. The hosts discuss the legendary reliability of the 1993 Lexus, noting that not a single bulb has burnt out in 25 years.

Keywords: [lexus](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lexus.md), [karma](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/karma.md), [william durkin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/william-durkin.md), [drug test](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/drug-test.md), 1993 lexus ls400

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/37.md)

### 38. Poop Donations and the "Truth Revolution" (2:12:53–2:17:30)

The show acknowledges a "poop donation" (amount ending in 9009) and a "boob donation" (8008). These are part of a larger "Truth Revolution" of Mayday donations from listeners across the globe, including the Netherlands and Australia. The segment emphasizes the community's role in keeping the podcast independent from traditional advertising.

Keywords: poop donation, [boob donation](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/boob-donation.md), [8008](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/8008.md), 9009, [value-for-value](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/value-for-value.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/38.md)

### 39. Jorgen Schotte and the "De-Douching" Ceremony (2:17:31–2:21:38)

Jorgen Schotte from the Netherlands is "de-douched" after his first donation, having listened to the show for a year without contributing. He notes that Dutch media is "butthurt" about the 2016 US election and relies on No Agenda for actual deconstruction. The segment concludes with the knighting of Sir Jimmy James of The Flatlanders.

Keywords: jorgen schotte, [netherlands](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/netherlands.md), [m5m](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/m5m.md), [knighthood](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/knighthood.md), [de-douching](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/de-douching.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/39.md)

### 40. Linda Vester's Sexual Misconduct Allegations Against Tom Brokaw (2:21:39–2:28:41)

Former NBC anchor Linda Vester has accused Tom Brokaw of sexual harassment, including an incident where he allegedly tickled her in a "predatory" manner. Vester claims the culture at NBC was "misogynistic and over-sexualized," and that she was silenced by Brokaw's immense power. Brokaw has denied the allegations, citing his long career and awards as a defense.

Keywords: [tom brokaw](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-brokaw.md), linda vester, [nbc news](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc-news.md), [sexual harassment](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-harassment.md), [variety](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/variety.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/40.md)

### 41. Tom Brokaw's Alleged Hotel Room Visit to Linda Vester (2:28:42–2:34:17)

Linda Vester detailed a 1994 incident where Tom Brokaw allegedly forced his way into her hotel room after her flight was canceled. She claims the trauma from this encounter was worse than the "transient PTSD" she suffered from being carjacked or nearly blown up in war zones. The summary notes the timing of these allegations appearing in *Variety* as potentially part of a larger move against NBC.

Keywords: [tom brokaw](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-brokaw.md), linda vester, [ptsd](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/ptsd.md), [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [sexual assault](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/sexual-assault.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/41.md)

### 42. Theory: The Trump Administration is Targeting NBC (2:34:18–2:36:33)

A theory is presented that the Trump administration, possibly via Roger Stone, is systematically "picking off" NBC personalities in retaliation for negative coverage. The list of fallen NBC figures includes Matt Lauer, Mark Halperin, and now potentially Tom Brokaw and Joy Reid. This is framed as a "mob-like" strategy to damage the network's credibility and shareholder value.

Keywords: [nbc](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nbc.md), [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [roger stone](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/roger-stone.md), [matt lauer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/matt-lauer.md), [mark halperin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-halperin.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/42.md)

### 43. The "T3" List: Theoretical Trump Targets (2:36:35–2:41:15)

The hosts develop the "T3" list (Theoretical Trump Targets), naming celebrities and media figures they believe will be the next to face scandals. Candidates include Robert De Niro, Steven Spielberg, Tom Hanks, and Carl Reiner. De Niro's recent "unhinged" rants against Trump are cited as a reason he might be targeted for a "skeleton in the closet" reveal.

Keywords: t3 list, [robert de niro](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/robert-de-niro.md), [steven spielberg](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/steven-spielberg.md), [tom hanks](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/tom-hanks.md), [carl reiner](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/carl-reiner.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/43.md)

### 44. Trump's Role in North Korean Peace Talks (2:41:16–2:44:21)

South Korea's Foreign Minister and Senator Lindsey Graham have both credited Donald Trump's "bellicosity" and unpredictability for bringing North Korea to the negotiating table. While critics like Adam Schiff remain circumspect, the meeting between the North and South Korean presidents is seen as a historic shift. Graham suggests Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize if a permanent peace is achieved.

Keywords: [donald trump](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/donald-trump.md), [north korea](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/north-korea.md), [kim jong un](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/kim-jong-un.md), [nobel peace prize](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/nobel-peace-prize.md), [lindsey graham](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/lindsey-graham.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/44.md)

### 45. Mark Shields' Rant on the Trump Administration (2:44:23–2:47:48)

PBS columnist Mark Shields delivered a rant describing the Trump administration as a "disaster" where employees work in "terror and anxiety." Shields' comments were sparked by reports that Jeff Sessions might resign if Rod Rosenstein is fired. The hosts dismiss Shields as "unhinged" and suggest he is also a candidate for the T3 list.

Keywords: [mark shields](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/mark-shields.md), [pbs](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/pbs.md), [jeff sessions](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/jeff-sessions.md), [rod rosenstein](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/rod-rosenstein.md), [trump administration](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/trump-administration.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/45.md)

### 46. Golden State Killer Caught via Genealogy DNA (2:47:49–2:52:27)

Joseph DeAngelo, the suspected Golden State Killer, was apprehended after investigators used "discarded DNA" and a genealogy website to find a match through his family members. While the arrest is a success, it highlights the privacy risks of uploading DNA to sites like GEDmatch. The segment warns listeners to stop giving their genetic data to companies associated with big tech.

Keywords: [golden state killer](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/golden-state-killer.md), joseph deangelo, [23andme](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/23andme.md), gedmatch, dna privacy

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/46.md)

### 47. "MasculinUT" and the War on Toxic Masculinity (2:52:28–3:00:44)

The University of Texas at Austin has launched "MasculinUT," a program aimed at helping male students develop a "healthy sense of masculinity" by rejecting traditional gender roles. The school is hiring a "Healthy Masculinites Coordinator" to combat "interpersonal violence," which includes verbal abuse and flirting. The program is criticized as a cyclical return to 1960s-era radical feminism.

Keywords: [university of texas](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/university-of-texas.md), masculinut, [toxic masculinity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/toxic-masculinity.md), interpersonal violence, [gender identity](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/gender-identity.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/47.md)

### 48. Show Outro and "Counterfeit Ink" Sign-off (3:00:45–3:07:58)

The episode concludes with the hosts signing off from Austin and Northern Silicon Valley. They reiterate their mission of media deconstruction and remind listeners to tune in on Thursdays and Sundays. The final moments feature a musical montage and a humorous reference to "Counterfeit Ink," closing out episode 1029.

Keywords: [adam curry](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/adam-curry.md), [john c dvorak](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/john-c-dvorak.md), [no agenda](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/no-agenda.md), [austin](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/austin.md), [silicon valley](https://search.noagendashow.net/topic/silicon-valley.md)

[Chapter transcript](https://search.noagendashow.net/episode/1029-batteries-not-included/chapter/48.md)

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