1:12:21 I agree, I think it's a flight risk. I think it's a security risk. And all we need is one of these dogs to explode and it's all over people. Onward, Baron. Hey, idiot. $432.10. Please credit Baron Hey Idiot, ITM fellas, in my town the police use code 1017 for getting fuel, which you appear to need at this time. Yes, indeed. So I'm throwing some gasoline on the media deconstruction fire, NJNK, and thank you for your courage. No jingles, no karma, thank you for your courage, Baron Hey Idiot! Sir Jamie, the dude who named Ben. Sir Jamie, dude named Ben. 33333.
1:13:06 Sir Jamie Dunan-Ban from Massachusetts here. I need triple karma. I recently quit my job in Boston, got an offer for a new job in Louisville, Kentucky. I'm working on buying a house and moving across the country. Okay. Boston to Louisville is not to me across the country. I need a job moving in house buying karma to make sure everything goes smoothly. Please play the Zika song and provide the essential karma. I'll change my title when I successfully execute the move. Thanks guys, keep protecting our reality. All right, we have the short version for you. May I have your attention please?
1:13:46 Zika zika zika zika zika yeah Where's the money? 1.9 billion dollars Zika zika zika zika zika yeah Where's the money? The pay. The pay. Small heads are coming. We're gonna do it, you watch. Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. Alright, thank you. Sir, do you know those are the good old days? That's what those guys in this the chat room were talking about the good old days when we talked about Zika Zika. Well Ebola is making that comeback for the CDC. Yeah, John Fitzpatrick Heber Springs, Arkansas 317 18 is a beautiful area of Arkansas. Love the show. The donation takes me over the edge of knighthood counting below. Please let me Sir John Knight of St. Patrick patron saint of engineers. Is that true? Don't know.
1:14:40 It is not my pleasure to call out my son who rightfully hit me in the mouth so many moons ago and who's now gainfully employed as a dude named Ben as a douchebag. Thank you for your work NJNK if possible I'd like to have an onion rings and ice cream at the feast of the round table. Hmm okay interesting combo is that something is there a story behind that that we just need to try it or? I would second imagine it's pretty tasty. Okay, it's on the list. Thank you. I'm sure the Knights and Danes of the Roundtable will enjoy trying it. And we try all food at the Roundtable. Sir Jeremy Johnson at Port Angeles, Washington, one of our Port Angelinos, 226.69. And I hope he can make it to the Seattle meetup.
1:15:29 ITM from Port Angeles. We're a local number two. Yes? No? It has been too long and I'm humbly in need of a de-douche. I think... I'm not sure what a local number two would be. I'm humbly in need of a de-douche. Calling out other knights... You've been de-douched. My fault. Calling out other knights and dames who haven't donated in a while, douchebags. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We don't douchebag Knights and dames just because they haven't donated in a while. They're not do exactly I'm sorry I did I over a vetoed yeah, but we understand what you're saying so Jeremy and appreciate that because it is part of the duty Yeah, which how and some of the locals by the way. Yeah, are you yes your request job is job is job and hot pockets Do we still have hot pockets?
1:16:21 Hot pockets! Wait, I can do it. Hot pockets! No, I think mine is better. Hot pocket! Jobs, jobs, jobs and jobs. Let's vote for jobs! You've got karma. So he's our first associate executive producer. Onward with Gary Blair, $222.22 from Bristol, Tennessee. In the morning, gents, I found this show a little over a year ago and up to now was a douche. Thanks for the biweekly doses of media analysis and sanity. Can I get an F cancer for some much needed help with a recent bit of bad news? Thanks, Gary. Yeah, screw that. First the de-douching, sir. You've been de-douched.
1:17:11 You've got Carmel. You got it, man. Fight it. Derek Smith and Carmel, Indiana. 200. This is a donation that's long overdue. Please give me a de-douching. Of course. You've been de-douched. I've been trying to find a website for the lavender guy to find a CBD cream for my mother who has arthritis in her hands. This stuff would work, yeah. I searched at work for longer than anyone should have, but I couldn't find even though I thought about emailing you guys, but didn't want to bother you. Then on my commute home, I was listening to last Thursday's episode and donated to the show. Adam then gave out the website. If it isn't a sign, I don't know what is. Thanks for everything you guys do. What was the website again? Lavenderblossoms.org. Yes, very simple. And I want to thank our producer over there. I needed more lip balm.
1:18:10 And he got it. He got it for us. It's great. Another care package. Adam then gave out his website that isn't a sign. I don't know what is thanks for everything you guys do and keep up the good work Can I get a mac and cheese chemtrails and WTC 7 also karma for one of my kids who is three and a half and hasn't decided to talk yet? It might be Einstein. Yeah, who knows and I want to say a really outstanding product from lavender blossom blossoms blossom or blossoms org one of the two Is the night nurse? You might want to try this. What is it? A night nurse. You do 10 drops under your tongue before you go to sleep. You sleep like a baby. Oh, I don't have that. Oh, you need it. I do know that the hand cream is approved by Mimi, who also has arthritis. And the main thing she's concerned about, and the only one she likes is Mary's and Lavender Blossoms. The other ones have the same, apparently a similar problem. They stink.
1:19:11 Oh, these smell really nice. Yes. I like their smell. Yeah. Yeah, most of them though, and you can, if you lived in Washington, a place where they sell these things, you would notice they stink and not just a little. No, these smell good. They smell like lavender blossoms. That is, oh, now I understand the branding. Oh, hello. Oh boy. Mac and cheese by Ayn Rand. You've got karma.
1:19:48 And last on our list with 200 bucks is Timothy Cato, Parts Unknown. Forgive me, Podfathers, for I have sinned. It's been six months since my last donation, so I humbly request a de-douching. Yes. You've been de-douched. Here's something that I hope help keeps the lights on at the best podcast in the universe, Goat Karma for all. Everybody! You've got. Karma. If that doesn't help, nothing will. You got your night nurse, you got your goat karma, you're ready to attack the new world order my friend. So we got everything, uh...